Passed out on plane!

[mrmr110]

Hi ALL,
My wife and I went to the Dam for my wife's birthday and got a cheap weekend deal, and stayed right on Dam Square in the big Hotel Grand kondersplenki five star or something like that, can't remember the name. But on the Saturday night we went out for a walk round the Red Light bit and looked at all the sex shops and all the girls in the windows, and on the way back to the hotel I said to the wife do you fancy a quick coffee so I can have quick smoke, But she doesn't smoke and doesn't like sitting in a smoky room, so I said "thats ok dear I will pop in and pick up some space cake to have with a cup of tea back in our room.
So I went in to the shop and went up to the counter and ask the chap for a slice of your finest! as he was putting it into the bag I said " Tell you what mate, stick two in as they can't be very strong can they" and the man smiled and said " is the cake just for you" "YEP! I said never had it before" I paid the money and went back to the hotel and stuck the kettle on.
We had a table booked in the VERY POSH! (the fucking soup was £15) restarant at 8.00, but this was ok plenty of time for the three S's, ( Shit, Shower "N" Shave ) and a quick porno on the hotel TV before we go downstairs for me scran..... So downed the cake, Happy days! and the misses went for a bit of shut eye before getting ready.

After about an hour..... She was awaken by my loud uncontrolable giggling ( I WAS COMPLETELY FUCKED!!!! I have never been so stoned. Totally TOTALLY big time Wasted! :smiliegojerkit:(WANKERED! 110%.... Well, did not shower or get changed but went down and sat at the table trying very hard to keep a straight face in a very quiet, very posh restaurant.
Then a man arrived at the table and shoved a peice of paper in front of my face, well I tried to focus on it and as I did I noticed that it was upside down and as I looked up my wife and the waiter were shaking their heads... That was it....... I just burst out laughing and could not stop , the tears and the stomach cramps seem to go on and on, then the pain in my legs as I could feel the wife kicking me under table, and the whole restaurant looking over at us. Don't remember much more but some how made it to the end of the meal and went to bed. Next day, had to get up early to get the train to the airport for flight back to UK, by golly did i feel sick, my wife said my face was lime green:smokie: . We got on the plane and took off but after about 5 min's I started to sweat like a P.I.G. then the next thing I remember was awoken by my wife punching me as she said " I was lying back in my seat passed out! with my head back just making a terrible gargling noise, about five rows back and front was pushing the emergency button, thinking I was having an heart attack! fuck me I felt bad...... When we got home, I went to bed for two days without waking up!
Shit if you ever go to the DAM only have one bit of cake!
HAPPY DAYS! LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL! :joint:

[Rizla]

hah funny as fuck.

had cake yrs ago... like u, i ate too much.. was as sick as a dog and sooooooo wrecked for 2 days straight.. never again.

[mxc]

Lol...Grand hotel kaplinsky..brings back many good memories.

Many years ago was coming back from amsterdam with my mates and we were kicked from the flight home as it had been overbooked. We had

[mxc]

Due to various factors, all KLM could do was to fly us out the next day but via denmark, and we eventually agreed to accept £150 each as compensation. KLM offered to put us up in a three star hotel next to the airport and pay for our meals etc as well.

We had all dropped our stash at the central station and it was 10 at night so knew it would be a crap night without any smoke.

Being a massive blagger I explained to the KLM staff that we had been staying in the five star kaplinsky and that a 3 star hotel was simply not suitable for us. After much blagging, they put all of us up in the kaplinsky in our own rooms, ferried us there in a taxi, paid for room service and with the £150 we had all made we invested in some "room entertainment" organised through the concierge.

Happy memories

[mrmr110]

Yes! It was the hotel, Kaplinsky.......If anybody is going to go, make sure you take a suitcase full of money, It's very expensive city, but you got to do it, and wrap up if you go in the winter:xmas: as it's a lot colder than here! coz you do a lot of walking around... Go to the soup kitchen for pea and ham soup and fresh bread for lunch. Also watch out for those fucking bikes, nearly got run over twice by crazy camacarzy women on silent bikes!:stoned-smilie:

[up2nogood]

hah funny as fuck.

had cake yrs ago... like u, i ate too much.. was as sick as a dog and sooooooo wrecked for 2 days straight.. never again.

should be health warnings on those space cakes but funny as fuck lol

[up2nogood]

Hi ALL,
My wife and I went to the Dam for my wife's birthday and got a cheap weekend deal, and stayed right on Dam Square in the big Hotel Grand kondersplenki five star or something like that, can't remember the name. But on the Saturday night we went out for a walk round the Red Light bit and looked at all the sex shops and all the girls in the windows, and on the way back to the hotel I said to the wife do you fancy a quick coffee so I can have quick smoke, But she doesn't smoke and doesn't like sitting in a smoky room, so I said "thats ok dear I will pop in and pick up some space cake to have with a cup of tea back in our room.
So I went in to the shop and went up to the counter and ask the chap for a slice of your finest! as he was putting it into the bag I said " Tell you what mate, stick two in as they can't be very strong can they" and the man smiled and said " is the cake just for you" "YEP! I said never had it before" I paid the money and went back to the hotel and stuck the kettle on.
We had a table booked in the VERY POSH! (the fucking soup was £15) restarant at 8.00, but this was ok plenty of time for the three S's, ( Shit, Shower "N" Shave ) and a quick porno on the hotel TV before we go downstairs for me scran..... So downed the cake, Happy days! and the misses went for a bit of shut eye before getting ready.

After about an hour..... She was awaken by my loud uncontrolable giggling ( I WAS COMPLETELY FUCKED!!!! I have never been so stoned. Totally TOTALLY big time Wasted! :smiliegojerkit:(WANKERED! 110%.... Well, did not shower or get changed but went down and sat at the table trying very hard to keep a straight face in a very quiet, very posh restaurant.
Then a man arrived at the table and shoved a peice of paper in front of my face, well I tried to focus on it and as I did I noticed that it was upside down and as I looked up my wife and the waiter were shaking their heads... That was it....... I just burst out laughing and could not stop , the tears and the stomach cramps seem to go on and on, then the pain in my legs as I could feel the wife kicking me under table, and the whole restaurant looking over at us. Don't remember much more but some how made it to the end of the meal and went to bed. Next day, had to get up early to get the train to the airport for flight back to UK, by golly did i feel sick, my wife said my face was lime green:smokie: . We got on the plane and took off but after about 5 min's I started to sweat like a P.I.G. then the next thing I remember was awoken by my wife punching me as she said " I was lying back in my seat passed out! with my head back just making a terrible gargling noise, about five rows back and front was pushing the emergency button, thinking I was having an heart attack! fuck me I felt bad...... When we got home, I went to bed for two days without waking up!
Shit if you ever go to the DAM only have one bit of cake!
HAPPY DAYS! LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL! :joint:

warning!! Don't eat too much cake lol

[Eggbox]

Haha, brilliant story :laugh: Eating can be a bit overwhelming sometimes.. As a few people on this forum have found out :D Amsterdam's really the best place to have a total earth shattering giggling fit though, nice one lol

[Stoneysmoker]

Haha, great story mate, nice one :D

[FunkyTurnip]

Should that not be the Grand Hotel Krasnapolsky?

[Skeeter]

Had some once it did nowt to me iirc. Tasted nice tho.

[Mr_Bimble]

Been there - Done that, cake should be eaten a bit at a time over an hour or so if you're not used to it & never eat two at once!

I went on a stag with a load of guys from work (most half my age) and one person "M" said "smoking weed - doesn't do anything for me, has no effect at all, I can't see the point".

So first night we all are sat in the 420 passing some really nice hash joints round and he's not smoking at all, so we ask if he's tried space cake - We prompty buy one each & I get a hot chocolate as well.

By the time I've got back from the bar with the hot chocolate his cake had gone, we pick at the others over the next hour and have that nice wavey warm feeling you get when you've got the balance right about 30 minutes after eating it as we'd expected.

He's sat there looking bored saying "See I told you id doesn't effect me" so we go for a wander round the RLD for an hour or so while a couple of the lads waste 50 Euros getting a Suck-n-Fuck.

So Me, "M" and another freind are sat outside the beer Bulldog in the RLD and I wobble inside for 3 large beers, I come out and "M" is sat there with a big stoner grin on his face giggling, he does this for a bit, says "ooohh!" and passes out over the table. We sit there for over an hour drinking beer over his stoned body before carrying him back to the hotel (this is now nearly 4 hours after he ate the cake in one go).

Two days later he resurfaces from the hotel to fly back home with us - he's not come with us since.