View Full Version : Ditch The Dealer - The NiceNEasy To The £20 Ounce (Growing Guide).
niceneasy
24-10-10, 01:09 AM
This is a step by step grow guide for newer growers, and concentrates on autoflowers.
Seed to smoke growing guide with pictures, written by me.
http://pdfcast.org/pdf/ditch-the-dealer
Index:
Disclaimer. (Page 2)
Versions And Author Contact. (Page 2)
Introduction:
Why was this written? (Page 3)
Sources of information and copyright. (Page 4)
Will I understand this? (Page 4)
The First Rule! (Page 5)
Planning:
Doing the math. (Page 6)
Buying equipment. (Page 6)
Setup costs. (Page 7)
Running costs. (Page 8)
General price guide (Running Costs). (Page 9)
The Grow:
Light Distance Chart. (Page 10)
Week 0. (Page 11)
Week 1. (Page 16)
Week 2. (Page 17)
Week 3. (Page 18)
Week 4. (Page 21)
Week 5. (Page 22)
Week 6. (Page 25)
Week 7. (Page 27)
Week 8. (Page 29)
Week 9. (Page 31)
Week 10. (Page 32)
Week 11. (Page 34)
Week 12. (Page 36)
Week 13 & 14. (Page 39)
Week 15 And Beyond. (Page 40)
Plant Deficiencies Chart. (Page 41)
Solutions To Nutrient Deficiencies. (Page 43)
Other Things. (Page 46)
Harvesting, Curing And Storage. (Page 47)
sharky008
24-10-10, 08:40 AM
Awesome piece of work that..
Very nice mate, though maybe you should put Niceneasy in your author contact bit, as people might not be able access that what with things being down and all and have no idea who wrote it :)
This section needs some stickies I'd reckon and this is a great, homemade guide so well done mate :bong:
niceneasy
24-10-10, 12:39 PM
Cheers folks, it was a pleasure to write, hopefully some people will get good use of it.
Cheers for the comment as well eggbox, I'll look into that.
Excellent stuff NnE, very well written and full.:)
adambomb
02-11-10, 03:44 PM
i enjoyed that man,cheers.
niceneasy
03-11-10, 05:08 PM
i enjoyed that man,cheers.
Cheers adambomb.
I can't believe it's free! Cheers man. I like the coke bottle bit. Great tip.
niceneasy
19-11-10, 03:25 PM
I can't believe it's free! Cheers man. I like the coke bottle bit. Great tip.
No problem mate, thanks for the comments. Yeah a 1.5lt+ bottle is the business for the first 2.5 weeks, just make sure you pot up as soon as sex shows though. You don't want to harm your yield.
bigandy
20-11-10, 09:49 AM
defo a sticky thats some hard work that.
FordCapri
20-11-10, 08:08 PM
Top notch that! :)
smokie-dokie
19-01-11, 12:03 AM
Excellent guide!!! Thanks for sharing.
niceneasy
05-02-11, 09:52 PM
Anyone know how to get to the top of google? This thread is 3rd in the list for "Ditch the dealer" on google, the other two are for the police campain. I think it'd be well funny to get above the cops one.
Congratulations Nice n Easy,
I havnt read it all but i have glanced through it and liked what I saw.
How about putting a link to it on the lanterns?
I will be doing
niceneasy
06-02-11, 07:59 PM
How about putting a link to it on the lanterns?
Lost me a bit there mate?
niceneasy
16-02-11, 08:50 PM
Maybe if I keep saying "Ditch The Dealer" it'll get more of a placing. It can't harm.
marmalade dreams
17-02-11, 09:31 AM
So... how many thousand times do you need me to write Ditch the Dealer? :laugh:
ditch the dealer, ditch the dealer, ditch the daler, ditch teh dealer, dutch the deallre...... no, the typing has gone to pot!
Third on google, that's quite an acheivement! Well done mate! :D
palatialregalia
24-02-11, 11:29 PM
Thats just what i was looking for awesome thank you very much for that.
niceneasy
25-02-11, 04:08 PM
Thats just what i was looking for awesome thank you very much for that.
Glad it could help mate. We all want to "Ditch The Dealer" (That was for google's benefit).
mitch_connor
01-03-11, 10:33 PM
Great guide mate :)
niceneasy
02-03-11, 04:06 PM
Great guide mate :)
Cheers bud, share the knowledge & Ditch the Dealer.
MrChEeSePlEaSe
02-03-11, 06:05 PM
A marvellous piece of lit!! Top notch info and a really easy read, 10/10! Thank you niceneasy :)
niceneasy
02-03-11, 09:38 PM
No problem mate, just wish I have time to do an updated "Ditch The Dealer" version.
(Yes I am going to continue with this until I move up google. It is already above the grampian police link & my torrent links are catching up - god I'm sad.)
strewth
02-03-11, 09:41 PM
Was always a good that bud
DZ
BuddyvRS
19-03-11, 05:50 PM
Brilliant read, top notch lit for a noob like me, definitely a winner and answered questions that I didnt ask! I don't smoke much but would love to ditch the dealer and stop buying shitty bud.. going Dam for the first time in just under 2 weeks, can't wait for some real bud :bong:
connorutr
21-04-11, 06:52 PM
Perfect thankyou very much looks like alot of work was put in!!!
niceneasy love ditch the dealer, would like to see ditch the dealer go global, if only everyone would read ditch the dealer, they should give ditch the dealer out at nightclubs and local pubs.. Excellent work
Purple Hazed
23-05-11, 03:21 PM
Just downloaded...looking forward to reading...thanx
niceneasy
29-05-11, 11:49 AM
Cheers for all the comments folks. There's no better felling than to "Ditch The Dealer" and grow your own weed.
niceneasy
30-05-11, 05:21 PM
Just checked, and for the "Ditch The Dealer" search this thread is now 2nd on google. One day you will be mine lol.
Jane Doe
19-08-11, 12:29 PM
Loving your work sir. Ditch the dealer!!
PDFCast wouldn't let me download the ebook so grabbed the torrent off Pirate Bay :) Is this your torrent? Too late now if it isn't but just hoping it's not infected with a virus or anything lol.
Looking forward to reading Ditch The Dealer.
niceneasy
23-08-11, 07:53 PM
PDFCast wouldn't let me download the ebook so grabbed the torrent off Pirate Bay :) Is this your torrent? Too late now if it isn't but just hoping it's not infected with a virus or anything lol.
Looking forward to reading Ditch The Dealer.
You should be ok with TPB torrent, I'm seeding that one to.
cheese slice
22-10-11, 08:23 PM
cooool thats is sum good stuff
Mr Swilly
20-12-11, 07:30 PM
Thought id Bump this, as it is awesome.
Have used this recently to help a fellow chef who kept killing them. He has just harvested a decent haul and is extremely grateful.
He has laminated the pages and put it in a ring binder lol.
niceneasy
21-12-11, 07:32 PM
Thought id Bump this, as it is awesome.
Have used this recently to help a fellow chef who kept killing them. He has just harvested a decent haul and is extremely grateful.
He has laminated the pages and put it in a ring binder lol.
Quality, thanks for the up Mr S.
Mr Swilly
25-12-11, 04:11 PM
Just finished reading some of it, it's looking great so far. Has anyone managed to download this? I can only view it online.
Choose the save option in adobe acrobat reader.
Or load into iBooks if on an iPad/iPhone.
C21H30O2
09-01-12, 03:12 PM
great help see a publisher?
lilsammy
29-02-12, 11:34 PM
Thanks I really enjoyed your guide I am currently reading "The Definitive Marijuana Growers Guide" (may be slightly wrong on that title but the books in the toilet to lazy to get it) from 1990 and although its good it is pretty dated and you managed to fill in some missing pieces for me so thanks.
niceneasy
01-03-12, 03:53 PM
Thanks I really enjoyed your guide I am currently reading "The Definitive Marijuana Growers Guide" (may be slightly wrong on that title but the books in the toilet to lazy to get it) from 1990 and although its good it is pretty dated and you managed to fill in some missing pieces for me so thanks.
Glad to help bud, spread the word :)
Looks like a great read, thanks very much. I can only read it online too though. I downloaded it as a PDF, but when I try to open it, the system asks if I want to open the link, then I click ok and then it opens it online. How can I view it locally on my computer or phone without an internet connection?
niceneasy
08-03-12, 03:53 PM
Looks like a great read, thanks very much. I can only read it online too though. I downloaded it as a PDF, but when I try to open it, the system asks if I want to open the link, then I click ok and then it opens it online. How can I view it locally on my computer or phone without an internet connection?
Alright mate, if you use bit torrent you can download it here:
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5200424/Ditch_The_Dealer_-_The_NiceNEasy_The_A_A_20_Ounce_(Weed___Cannabis
I'll also see if an admin can upload it to the site for future reference.
Legendary Fox
17-03-12, 01:15 AM
Good guide!
Thanks man!
Cheers niceneasy, your guide is very well put together - very clear & concise. Loads of cool pictures in there and the info about seeding/pollenating the buds is great too.
Just so happens the setup I'm gonna be using (grow space, lighting, extraction) is basically the same as what you have used in this guide. Auto-flowering plants too :)
Nice one niceneasy. Ditch The Dealer!
niceneasy
13-04-12, 04:23 PM
Cheers Grover mate, there is now an updated NiceNEasy Guide.
http://bedroomgardenersbible.webs.com/
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7148746/The_Bedroom_Gardener_s_Bible_(Formally_The_NiceNEa sy_Guide_To_Th
I'll create its own thread when I have the opportunity. The text is pretty much the same as the original version, but I've added a few bits.
Cheers niceneasy, I'm downloading it now and will have a read through it. Always nice to get an updated version with a few extra bits added in :) BTW love the name "Bedroom Gardner's Bible" :)
curious-kitty
15-04-12, 02:48 PM
very informative ty niceneasy light distance chart already helped me with my current nearly setup grow
Mr-Lover
15-04-12, 03:32 PM
Cheers Man Is a Good Bit of Help That is Well Put Together, Respect to your skills :)
all the best
niceneasy
29-05-12, 09:21 PM
Cheers much all. I have noticed I forgot to put in an entire section (Supercropping etc), but it'll have to wait for the next updated version.
if that was a stoner moment its testament to the great weed that can be grown by following your guide :p
niceneasy
30-05-12, 03:51 PM
if that was a stoner moment its testament to the great weed that can be grown by following your guide :p
Indeed bud, that's how I'm for playing it anyway :)
angrypanda
27-02-13, 03:36 PM
Cheers for this, looks awesome. It's good to get a lot of relevant info condensed into an accessible format like this - obviously there's loooads of stuff available online, but it's often scattered across the web in such a way that makes it a pain in the arse to filter through. Also, as you mention in the guide, a lot of the guides I have seen elsewhere seem to be aimed at industrial scale operations involving room re-fits and CO2 canisters and all sorts of craziness, for the average grower who just wants to supply themselves, this is great.
This is going in my grow guide folder!
niceneasy
28-02-13, 12:52 PM
Cheers for this, looks awesome. It's good to get a lot of relevant info condensed into an accessible format like this - obviously there's loooads of stuff available online, but it's often scattered across the web in such a way that makes it a pain in the arse to filter through. Also, as you mention in the guide, a lot of the guides I have seen elsewhere seem to be aimed at industrial scale operations involving room re-fits and CO2 canisters and all sorts of craziness, for the average grower who just wants to supply themselves, this is great.
This is going in my grow guide folder!
Thanks a lot man, glad it was of use to you. Pity I can't put my real name on it, it's the most popular thing I've ever written :)
Dr Scrogger
13-03-13, 11:49 AM
Why on earth would I want to Ditch The Dealer?? If I Ditch The Dealer would that not mean more hard work??? Of course!!! I get it now... If I Ditch The Dealer then I can controll what I grow and if I Ditch The Dealer I can make sure the buds are sweet and if I Ditch The Dealer then I will be taking less risk of getting caught on the street with bud. Ditch the dealer, ditch the dealer, ditch the dealer, fuck the police, ditch the dealer lol
Why not Ditch the dealer TODAY??? Or you could Ditch the Dealer tomorrow.... Just make sure you Ditch the dealer!!!!
Im already gonna ditch the dealer!!!
Hows that????
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lazor_ears
13-03-13, 12:05 PM
Thanks buddy, will come in handy in the very near future :D
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