london stansted

[1042]

hi there folks:

i have already planned to go to london with my girlfriend on our christmas holidays and we were wondering how hard where things in stansted when we're talking about taking drugs on the plane with you.

we smoke quite a lot and of course we have no bloody idea of where to get some weed in london so we are thinking of carrying some on us from spain, not too much of course, 5 grams of hashis or less.

do they have strict controls on that matter at london stansted airport? what would happen if i get busted? (please don't answer "try and find out", i'm not really keen on getting to know the UK's drug policy xDDD) is the risk worth or is it easy to find weed in london?

thanks so much for your (i hope) uncountable and useful responses!

[whitewidman]

Weed would be easy to find in London but the quailty could be anything from bloody good to F£&%"* awful. Security is not to bad and I've always carried it with me wherever I go usualy in my pocket and easy to get at if you need to drop it. I've had my case looked in a couple of times but never a personal search but I am in my fiftys and not looked at to closely (the only good bit about getting old lol).

[Zenfold]

You could try and post it to your self or hotel?
You take a big risk carrying weed through any airport.

[withakay]

Good idea Zenfold

[1042]

i passed some through an airport twice (rome ciampino) and i didn't have any trouble at all. everything went excellent. but there were no dogs involved, and that's what i'm afraid of.

i don't know if it only happens in the movies, i've never seen it with my own eyes but of course, how many flights may i have caught in my life? 10? 12? i'm pretty sure i can hide some hashis from the police, but you cannot trick a dog, and as i said, that's all this mess about.

and sure posting it is a good idea, but i'm only spending 4 days in london and i do not think i can adjust the arrival date of the package to my traveling days. anyway, it sounds like the best option i guess...

[Rizzah]

Heres a solution for you.

Get a jar of coffee, empty half out, put your weed in a bag sealed within another bag.

Put the coffee ontop of the weed, hiding it behind the jar's label.

The coffee is too overpowering for dogs to pick up the scent of dope,

I've done this at festivals / airports etc and got past dogs every time they have been there.

Hope this helps

[whitewidman]

Yea I've done that one to but I sealed the gear in sweet wrapers rolled them in coffee powder then put them in a bag of sweets if the dog does sniff at them offer him one to eat. lol

[allahu_akbar]

I've done this at festivals / airports etc and got past dogs every time they have been there.


didnt it look sus when they saw you bringing in some coffee to a festival ? :confused:
haha good idea tho
i heard cayenne pepper duz the trick for sniffer dogs,
although iv also heard that you shouldnt use the pepper as it will fuck up the dogs noses and lets face it,
the dogs were forced to join the police force :)

[bubbs]

stick it down ya pants you will be fine ;)

[Rizzah]

didnt it look sus when they saw you bringing in some coffee to a festival ?

It was in my bag along with some of those heating blocks the army use and a kettle.

They saw it and thought nothing of it!

Why would they think to look in a coffee jar?

;)

[withakay]

fox hunt saboteurs use aniseed to put dogs off the foxes scent, might carry over to sniffer dogs too.

[The_Hunter]

Heres a solution for you.

Get a jar of coffee, empty half out; put your weed in a bag sealed within another bag.

Put the coffee ontop of the weed, hiding it behind the jar's label.

The coffee is too overpowering for dogs to pick up the scent of dope,

I've done this at festivals / airports etc and got past dogs every time they have been there.

Hope this helps

I’m sorry to tell you this razzah but dogs smell not like humans they smell each scent in the air. So they will smell coffee and cannabis. An American police do proved this as it smelt an oz of weed through 3 oz layers of coffee.
There is only two ways to stop police dogs
Number 1: use offence smells like ammonia on the outside of a tin of cannabis; ammonia will stop a dog smelling for 4 days as it is so offensive to animals.
Number 2: baggie baggie baggie.
air tight seals will trap a smell inside it although it can escape as all items are pours us, it will take about 4hr for cannabis to smell through one air tight bag so if you rap the hash in Clingfilm then 2 vacuum seal bags this will take about 11-12hr for cannabis to begin to smell through.
Never touch the cannabis then outside of the bag, never handle cannabis that day and never look like a stoner.
Dress as a business man.

[crazychicken]

go amsterdam twice a yr and always bring back 14grams in my bag and if the mrs comes well then its a couple of oz never been busted wont get body searched on entry into uk only on depart,never had a pull there and when i have been pulled was ever only a bag search,i have been cautioned by french customs and dutch customs for possesion of cannabis,the french just had a strop and stripped us screamed some more then a paltry fine that didnt cover there wages and the dutch customs found 14grams in my pocket as i bleeped for once and the head custom guy shouted at me 4 5mins until i said to him look man if ur gonna do me then do me otherwise let me go and so he told me next time i would be in big trouble so i asked what would happen and they said i get a fine so yea no biggie o and my understanding of uk customs is that 14g or less will be confiscated and mayb a small fine

gl

crazychicken

[1042]

i've heard thousands of ways to trick a dog but i've also seen thousands of documentaries (myth busters included xD) showing how wrong those drug traficking tricks were; coffee, cigarrette ash, shower gel, 14237 layers of condoms... these dogs are Efficient men, i wish mine could do it, specially for those times when you have no idea of where you left that little bag.

and anyway, policemen around the world are (at least in spain) scumbags. they enter the police academy because they simply can't do another thing. didn't continue studying after secondary school, can't find another job... and too "faggot-ized" (don't know the english word xD) to join the army, so what would that man do to survive in society? become a cop only to piss me off for 3g of hashis in the street. i was walking my dog at 23:00 at a local park, no souls in 500m around, smoking, and suddenly two of them appeared from behind a corner of the path, simian-faced, 25-26 years old, tapped me on the shoulder and said "good evening, would you be so kind of showing us what you are smoking and your ID please?" i showed them and tried to "beg for mercy" saying that i was all alone in the park walking the dog at night smoking hashis, what harm could that do to anyone. one of them asked me if i had more on me (i had a little piece of hashis, 3g aprox) while the other started barking at me about how bad that was for my health, that it was killing me...

you cannot even imagine, and this was one of the BEST moments of my life, how funny came the face of that jerk when i showed him my hospital's ID with a great "DOCTOR" on it. it was worth the 300€ fine.

so, though they're... not extremely smart, they're not retarded, so why the hell would a 24 year old boy covered in steel and ink, travelling to london on nye for 4 days with his girlfriend, carry a coffee jar in his luggage?

i think i'll do what i did in rome, wrap a coin-thick piece it in that clearcookingwrappingplastic, rub it with garlic and cigarrette ash, layer of plastic, bath of candle wax with cigarrette ash and a final layer of plastic and then hide it inside whatever, your jeans hip sewing.

[crazychicken]

hand luggage is safer than hold luggage as hold luggage IS exposed to sniffer dogs pre transit, just stick it down ur balls 4 a bit and when u clear customs just put it in ur bag(bubble hash would make ur life alot easier)as long as it aint stinking ur fine and if theres a dog and u c it throw it in the toilet otherwise be brave and mayb suffer a peanut fine 150buxs mayb, my m8 had some in hold luggae and was asked to accompany customs lol he got a small fine in the uk customs(sorry dunno wat airport)on his way back from dam he only had a small bit of erb,if u took hash u could just throw it ur hand lugg with no probs at all

[bravo]

Living in the UK being from Holland I always like to take a little souvenir back
Normally I get a nice hash which is easy to shape (and expensive as they calculate the amount, not the quality ;) and in this case “Less is better”

Before passing the border shape it to the roof of your mouth and taste the goodness while passing the borders! =)

When you are getting searched and it looks like that you are in for some serious sh*t (just before the rubber clove basically...)
You can swallow it (make sure you have a bottle of water on you) and on the end of the day you have got nothing on you!
But trust me, you will get funking wasted after swallowing an X amount grams of Nepal or zero-zero.....
hehehehe nice! =)

Make sure the ordeal doesn't take too long after you swallowed it, otherwise start making up a story that you are not feeling too well and possibly have been spiked by someone.....
then try to bargain for an interview the next day as you will not be able to make any sense to those flying pigs after a while =)

Don't put anything in your bags because you are NOT in control of it
and once found in your bags there is no way out.....

Keep in mind that everywhere you go there will be dope (yes, even in Stansted, lol)
but finding it can be a bit of a mission at times
If you are very desperate then maybe just visit Brixton or Camden it's just a tube ride away and a great day out too! =)

Good luck and enjoy!

[crazychicken]

if u go2 brixton 4 drugs u might not come back

[D]

if u go2 brixton 4 drugs u might not come back
lmfao

you might get depressed by all the emo kids in camden too

[baza]

[quote=bravo;109911]Living in the UK being from Holland I always like to take a little souvenir back
Normally I get a nice hash which is easy to shape (and expensive as they calculate the amount, not the quality ;) and in this case “Less is better”

Before passing the border shape it to the roof of your mouth and taste the goodness while passing the borders! =)

When you are getting searched and it looks like that you are in for some serious sh*t (just before the rubber clove basically...)
You can swallow it (make sure you have a bottle of water on you) and on the end of the day you have got nothing on you!
But trust me, you will get funking wasted after swallowing an X amount grams of Nepal or zero-zero.....
hehehehe nice! =)


LOL, you watch too much TV
either that or you smoke way too much.

[5skins]

This works, get a spicy cook in sauce, or anything with one of those glass jars with the tops that pop when you,ve opened them, wrap your shit up proper water proof and glue to centre of the lid, heat the sauce up in a pan pour it back in the jar, stick and screw down the lid into the still hot sauce, wipe all the overflown sauce, and as it cools it'll re set the lid. I've not done this but I buy Nepalese finger weed from some one who gets their weed like this. The bod sending the weed is financing a world tour using this method, and touch wood there's been no probs yet. IMO though you should get busy with the Nivea - you know what to do! much luck.

[Yoruichii123]

Try wrapping your weed in clingfilm, then blue tack then another layer of clingfilm, then chuck it in a couple of these "smelly bags"
NO LINKING TO OTHER FORUMS/SHOPS THAT SELL SIMILAR THINGS
Should do the trick (never tried it but all the advice i got :))

[bigballs]

I have tried these smelly bags and they are good at keeping odours in :D
They are a real thick, double zip locked bag does the trick

[bubbs]

keep your eye out in the THC shop they may pop up soon ;)