Prime Tokers Question Time

[Grape101]

I know it's on edit but it's a hit thread so I thought I would put it up here too.

Right for starters then, when was the last time you had a spliff?

[Cha-Cha Chong]

Last night, I had two!

What time did you get up this morning?

[The Snow Queen]

woke at 9 am... not up yet lol....


Are you a Rollercoaster or a T Cup and Saucer ride?

[lilredcoat]

Rollercoaster. There's ups and downs but its always a fun ride ;)

Have you got kids?

[Grape101]

No not yet.


Is anyone in your house with you atm? If so, who?

[lilredcoat]

ATM I'm in Seven's house, so she's here. My actual house should contain my housemate, Mark.

How old were you when you first got stoned?

[Midnight Toker]

How old were you when you first got stoned?


around 14-15, too long ago to be precise :)


What's the 1st thing you got pissed on & have you ever drunk it since ?

Mine was cider & just a sniff of it still makes me gag.

[Grape101]

Yeah mine was cider too. I got very wasted. It was white cider if I remember correctly. I still drink it now on occasion but not alot as it doesn't taste all that good.

[Kamikazai]

hehe Grape, you stoner, you forgot to ask the next person a question! :p :bigjoint:

[Midnight Toker]

hehe Grape, you stoner, you forgot to ask the next person a question! :p :bigjoint:


I did notice but thought I'd let it go ... Bloody stoners huh .. :stoned-smilie:


And my question is :

Grape, what's yer question ?

[Grape101]

Oh yeah err sorry guys!

Right umm, what's your favourite way to smoke your weed?

[Kamikazai]

Oh yeah err sorry guys!

Right umm, what's your favourite way to smoke your weed?

Bong.

what's your favourite way to eat your weed?

[Grape101]

In a sandwich for lunch! A good bit of cannabutter instead of normal and i'm flying home from work!

EDIT: SQ

[blurry-vision]

Bong.

what's your favourite way to eat your weed?

I never eat weed takes the fun out of it imo, I know it works good but I love the act of smoking up too much.

Whats an average amount that you'll smoke per day in grams ??

[lilredcoat]

I'd guess 0.3g or so (I'm a massive lightweight)

Ever been caught having sex?

[Grape101]

Ummm yes :blush: My brother walked in on us. It was one of the most embarresing moments in my life! Anyway lets not think about that...

Do you have a favourite toothpaste?

[blurry-vision]

Ummm yes :blush: My brother walked in on us. It was one of the most embarresing moments in my life! Anyway lets not think about that...

Do you have a favourite toothpaste?

Yep Colgate is the best imo..

If ganja goes back to class B will you still grow weed ??

[Grape101]

Ganja won't go back to a class B. Gordon Brown is just trying to win back the centre ground for the slightly right wingers who are anti that sort of thing. It's just a scare. And yeah for sure I would grow if it was class A!

Ever thrown up from smokin too much weed?

[lilredcoat]

No.

I find people who smoke so much they vomit to be on a par with people who drink too much and vomit.

Last time you smoked soap?

[radioheaded]

A couple of months ago when I was camping, I still smoke it when I'm drunk and someone else has it, which thankfully for my lungs and self respect, is not too often.

Question: What's your favourite time of day?

[lilredcoat]

Errr, probably about now (late evening) I'm a bit of a night owl when I'm not working

What do you do for a living?

[blurry-vision]

A couple of months ago when I was camping, I still smoke it when I'm drunk and someone else has it, which thankfully for my lungs and self respect, is not too often.

Question: What's your favourite time of day?

The small hours from say 12 am to 4am its the all night raver in me I think !!

Damn lill too quick !!!

[radioheaded]

I mainly exist for a living, I'm hoping too be employed in the near future though

Q: should i smoke this joint upstairs and risk getting moaned at, or make the long effort all the way down to my room?

[lilredcoat]

Your room is in a cellar? Sweet!

I'd go to my room, being moaned at will ruin your joint.

To be or not to be?

[blurry-vision]

Your room is in a cellar? Sweet!

I'd go to my room, being moaned at will ruin your joint.

To be or not to be?

To be, I like to think positive...

Beer/lager/ or wine/spirits ??

[Grape101]

Larger for sure! A nice cold bottle of grolsch or corona. You just can't beat it. The most refreshing drink availiable!

Sativa or indica?

[Jameo]

hmmmm sativa i think, generally grow 50/50ish hybrids tho :)

Cricket or Football? ;)

[greengiant]

hmmmm sativa i think, generally grow 50/50ish hybrids tho :)

Cricket or Football? ;)

Golf.

Cricket and football are equally dump.

Have you ever been arrested and for what?

[Grape101]

Nope never been arrested as such but have been for a ride in the cage in the back of a police van. Back in the days when I was a teenager and we used to go camping, we went for a walk down the motorway at 3 in the morning and was picked up by the van when a passer by called the police.

Have you ever been parachuting?

[Mr-Dynamic]

Nope, but a buddy of mine has some great shots of his skydive in Australia.

When was the last time you lost your rag with the old biddy doing 20 in a 40 zone?

[evo]

don't drive, so never...

when was the last time you ate fish?

[radioheaded]

Years ago, had a bad experience with prawns and now I can't stand seafood.

Lilred - my rooms not in the cellar, just downstairs, probably would have taken me 40 seconds max :p

Do you have any pets?

[Jameo]

Yeah, I have a cat called houdini - hes class and even plays fetch, i'll post some pics in the relevent thread!

How much do you smoke a month? Honestly please :)

[radioheaded]

Well from the start of this year I probably averaged about 7 grams a month, but in the last month I've smoked about 35 grams I think, only because I've had money though.

EDIT- forgot the question

Same question. :p

[greengiant]

Since growing it and being able to smoke as much as I like I have been known to smoke an ounce in 28 days quite easily.

Sometimes smoke 3g in a night but normally I'd say I smoke one gram per day. So about 28 per month.

SQ

[Jameo]

ahh good, thats about on a par with me then, i get through about an ounce a month :)

carry on... ;)

[Grape101]

I have been somking up to an ounce a month but I have cut down now until my new crop is ready to about half an ounce.

Do you get red eye easily?

[Bad Muthafucka]

Do you get red eye easily?

No. I get a general dimness about me.

What's brown and sticky?

[blurry-vision]

Toffee is brown and sticky imo..

Do you fear growing old ??

[slim_tim]

nope,but i'd like to make the most of my life before it does end, after all you only live once.


Where do you do your shopping ?

[blurry-vision]

nope,but i'd like to make the most of my life before it does end, after all you only live once.


Where do you do your shopping ?

If you mean food/household shopping then I use Tesco the most....

Do you smoke cigars ever ??

[slim_tim]

no, but if i can ever get a hold of some proper cubans then i would buy a few.

same Q ?

[blurry-vision]

Yes I love a nice cigar say a King Edward one very nice imo...

Ketamine or MDMA ??

[slim_tim]

ooooh, such a hard question, but its gotta be MDMA, but i'm still getiin 4 grams of Ket this week :p

same question ?

[blurry-vision]

Probably Ket but really good uncut MDMA is better thing is MDMA is getting cut too much these days...also Ket is good value..

LSD or shrooms ??

[slim_tim]

who knows, ive never done either, but i gotta say it would probly be shrooms.

Same question ?

[blurry-vision]

LSD, I like shrooms though but my god a good night on LSD is
unbeatable imo..

BMW or Mercedes ?? :stoned-smilie:

[slim_tim]

Mercedes, BMW are becoming way to common, but a good merc would be lovely :)

DnB or Reggae ?
or the last question :p

[blurry-vision]

Reggae, I like the funky sounds...

END...:smokie:

[greengiant]

Since I have a 330, I'm gonna have to say BMW.

Great value for money and don't depreciate in value like other models. They are also such nice cars to drive. That and rear wheel drive (or 4WD) is a must for a performance car.

Mercedes are nice but a bit more of an older drivers car if you ask me. The interiors are very boring too.

Whats your favourite strain of weed???

[lkdj2003]

White widow is my fav todate. :stoned-smilie:


If you had a chance to either have £500 pound in cash or weed, what would you choose?

[evo]

£500 in cash, I grow my weed nowadays ;)

SQ

[greengiant]

Well if you actually meant £500 or 500lb (250 Kilos approx), then it would be the weed everytime. Wouldn't have to grow it for a fair while with that under my bed. lol.

Otherwise the cash. Then I could buy the weed or a massive setup to grow shit loads.

What was the last thing you ate? and what are your views on it?

[D]

Well if you actually meant £500 or 500lb (250 Kilos approx), then it would be the weed everytime. Wouldn't have to grow it for a fair while with that under my bed. lol.

Otherwise the cash. Then I could buy the weed or a massive setup to grow shit loads.

What was the last thing you ate? and what are your views on it?

A Chicken Bake from Bakery!

It was quite tasty.

Best food to cure the munchies?

[greengiant]

Heinz treacle pudding (whole), covered with freshly made custard (pint of).

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Not the healthiest I may add, but it tastes fucking awesome. I want it now and I'm not even stoned. lol.

Edited*** Sorry SQ. I was majorly distracted by the treacle pud.

[Bad Muthafucka]

I don't seem to have a question to answer so here are some random facts about kites:


The smallest kite in the world which actually flies is 5mm high.

The longest kite in the world is 1034 metres (3394 ft).

The largest kite in the world is the Megabite 55 x 22 metres (630sq metres).

The fastest recorded speed of a kite is over 120 mph. (193 km/h).

The world record for the longest 'kite fly' is 180 hours.

Kite flying was banned in China during the Cultural Revolution, anyone found flying a kite was sent to jail for up to three years and their kites destroyed.

There are 78 rules in kite fighting in Thailand.

Kite flying was banned in Japan in 1760 because too many people preferred to fly kites than work.


My question: How has your opinion of kite-flying been affected by these kite facts?

[Grape101]

Well I now feel that I should take care not to break the law when flying kites in Thailand.

Do you like Gordon Brown as a prime minister?

[slim_tim]

first of all wtf, hahaha... anyway er, Kiteflying seems a bit more complex, than i initially thought, and i didn't even realize it was a sport. I wonder why the Chinese banned it ???

same q ?

[Bad Muthafucka]

I wonder why the Chinese banned it ???

Well, I'm not actually too sure. Though my own suspicions are that they were banned because of their popular use in signalling and relaying messages over distance. Maybe it made it harder for rebels to communicate, or gave them away when they did.

Instead of satisfying you in regards to why China banned them, perhaps knowing that the name for kite in China is fen zheng, fen being wind and zheng being a stringed musical instrument will bring you relief from your wonderment.

How old were you when you toked your first toke?

[radioheaded]

I think I was 12, didn't really start regular use until about 15 though.


SQ

[slim_tim]

14, in a nature reserve with some good freinds

how tall are you ?

[Grape101]

6ft exactly.

What's your favourite meal?

[Bad Muthafucka]

6ft grapes.

Who's your favourite serial killer?

[slim_tim]

Fred West. He's a local man ;)

same q ?

[Bad Muthafucka]

Tobacco companies.

Same q?

[slim_tim]

er Goldern Virginia :confused:

what is your favourite genre of music ?

[radioheaded]

I think it would take a good few hours to accurately describe what kind of music my favourite band is, and then that still isn't my favourite!..so I don't have one.

How many penises (penii?) do you have?

[Grape101]

You were right with peni radiohead. And as far as I know, I have 1 penis.

Whats your favourite film?

[Bad Muthafucka]

You owe me a serial killer, Grape!

[Grape101]

You owe me a serial killer, Grape!

AIDS........

[WTL]

Whats your favourite film?

Friday.


When was the last time you cried?

[Cha-Cha Chong]

The other night.........got paranoid!

What you having for breakfast?

[Grape101]

Friday.


When was the last time you cried?

TBH I can't actually remember. I remember crying at differents times but don't know when it was.

Same q

[Grape101]

The other night.........got paranoid!

What you having for breakfast?

Bacon and egg sandwich

Same q

[D]

Weetabix.

SQ

[greengiant]

Its lunch time so not possible.

When did you last whitey (drunk or not) ?

[greengiant]

erm, a while back now, I think it was about 3/4 years ago when I was still a relatively new toker.

The idea of the thread is that you answer one question and then post a new one or the same one.


For now

SQ (same question)

[evo]

yeah, I know, I forgot to sign out of my mates account and then deleted the post, so yeah

erm, a while back now, I think it was about 3/4 years ago when I was still a relatively new toker.

what are you drinking right now?

[greengiant]

Cherry Coke.

What are you doing right now? Aswell as replying to this message?

[Cha-Cha Chong]

Just had cheese on toast, am now eating an apple

SQ

[lilredcoat]

Waiting for Seven to stop cleaning and roll me a spliff :p

Are you working this weekend?

[Grape101]

Yes I am...

Sq

[Cha-Cha Chong]

Im working too :( gutted!

what are you listening to?

[Grape101]

The sound of the good old british weather lashing against my window.

What are you going to have for lunch?

[D]

A cig

Is your county/town/city/village on Flood warning?

[evo]

nope, alls good here, just wet as fuck.

sq

[slim_tim]

Well it was until a few days ago, but alot of people are still homeless in my area. :(

When was your last spliff ?

[Jameo]

Last night, just about to roll another now though :)


In your opinion what is the worst emotion to feel?

[Grape101]

Last night, just about to roll another now though :)


In your opinion what is the worst emotion to feel?

Loneliness. Good question.

Same q...

[greengiant]

Never experienced loneliness so not sure about that one.

I'd have to go with guilt.

SQ

[The Snow Queen]

Never experienced loneliness so not sure about that one.

I'd have to go with guilt.

SQ

I have no emotion.

What is your favourite Mr Men character? :D xxx

[Grape101]

The only one I really know is Mr noisy.

Same q

[blue widow]

mr happy

what is your favourite strain? :smokie:

[Grape101]

ATM I would still say grapefruit

Same q

[slim_tim]

dunno bout strains as i just smoke what my dealer has, he never knows what strain it is. NL was pretty good and WW.

If you could add up how much weed you have ever smoked, how much would it be, roughly ? :p

[Grape101]

Fuck knows! Alot?

Same q

[blurry-vision]

Fuck knows! Alot?

Same q

Well lets see been toking for 15 years lets say an average of a 1/4 per week so 52 x a 1/4 = 364 grams x 15 years = 5460 grams so roughly 5.5 kilo's imo...:stoned-smilie:

Are you impressed at how I worked that out ?? :stoned-smilie:

[TheHappyCamper]

Are you impressed at how I worked that out ?? :stoned-smilie:

Not really, but the quantity is very impressive :greet:.

Where are you going on holiday next?

[WTL]

Amsterdam. 24th august.

What's your dream car?

[Grape101]

One that doesn't break down within 6 months of me buying it.

Same q

[blurry-vision]

One that doesn't break down within 6 months of me buying it.

Same q

McClaren Mercedes...http://www.chiles.leon.k12.fl.us/real_chiles2/dept/tech/karmanos/Student%20ME%20pages/WD_0506/MePages/6thKarmanos/RyanJ/Mercedes.jpg

Favourite brand of XTC...??

[lkdj2003]

McClaren Mercedes...http://www.chiles.leon.k12.fl.us/real_chiles2/dept/tech/karmanos/Student%20ME%20pages/WD_0506/MePages/6thKarmanos/RyanJ/Mercedes.jpg

Favourite brand of XTC...??

It was white doves when i used to do E's.




If you had to loose an arm or a leg, what would you choose?

[slim_tim]

A leg for sure, as i'd still be able to roll a spliff :p, and it would be fun getting mashed and razzin round in a motorized wheelchair. :D

Same Q ?

[Grape101]

My left arm. No big loss. Walking and masturbation are still easily doable :D

[Jameo]

lol what about rolling tho grape? I'd struggle i think.

Whats your biggest fear? :party:

[TheHappyCamper]

lol what about rolling tho grape? I'd struggle i think.

Whats your biggest fear? :party:

Drowning. Whenever i think about it it makes me feel weird.

If you could be any celebrity, who would it be?

[Jameo]

Mr. Nice,

i'd love all of sir howards knowledge ;)

SQ

[TheHappyCamper]

Hmm, I'd choose Steven Fry or Simon Amstell maybe.

SQ

[blue widow]

think it would have to be ziggy marley

are u working 2mora??

[Grape101]

Yeah I am

Same q

[greengiant]

No way Jose!!!

Never work Saturdays. Mon - Fri is five days too many for me.

Weekends are for getting mashed up and chilling out with the gang.

[The Snow Queen]

Bored. Dont work.

Q. Where did you buy your microwave? :D xxx

[sweetsinner]

Bootsonline as I had some online voucher code.

Do you text talk in texts?

[Bitterfly]

no i loathe text talk!




battered sausage or smokey sausage????

[Grape101]

Battered

Getting canned really quickly or leisurely toking throughout the night?

[sweetsinner]

the latter...

Roasted or Salted peanuts?

[D]

Roasted

How stoned are you at this moment?

[sweetsinner]

Not stoned enough, but stoned enough for your avatar to do funny things with my eyes.

do you have sugar in your tea?

[Bitterfly]

yeah only one!!



what do you armpits smell of??

[Grape101]

Errrrrgh!


Social or private smoker?

EDIT: That was in reply of sweets question.

My armpits smell of Ted baker deodrant!

[Bitterfly]

Errrrrgh!


Social or private smoker?

EDIT: That was in reply of sweets question.

My armpits smell of Ted baker deodrant!


hahaha i thought you were repulsed by your own odour!!


oh yeah both!


errr whos your fave chuckle brother paul or barry??

[sweetsinner]

I am more of a private smoker, but social smokes are always good, helps me enjoy the "high" of smoking that i miss sometimes...
my armpits smell of dove roll on :)
edit: Barry all the way, at least he knows he is stupid.


do you prefer a bath or shower?

[Grape101]

I am more of a private smoker, but social smokes are always good, helps me enjoy the "high" of smoking that i miss sometimes...
my armpits smell of dove roll on :)
edit: Barry all the way, at least he knows he is stupid.


do you prefer a bath or shower?

Shower in summer, bath in winter

Do you like extreme weather?

[slim_tim]

Love it, i could watch a thunder storm all day long :)

Do you like fish fingers ? :D

[Bitterfly]

I am more of a private smoker, but social smokes are always good, helps me enjoy the "high" of smoking that i miss sometimes...
my armpits smell of dove roll on :)
edit: Barry all the way, at least he knows he is stupid.


do you prefer a bath or shower?

it really depends what mood im in, but i hate the prospect of getting out of the bath, so normally shower is better coz its jsut a quick affair.

btw i love your reply to the chuckle brother q, hahaha



whats the worst christmas / birthday present you've ever received??


EDIT yes i like fish fingers!!

[sweetsinner]

I actually dont have a worst... I always get spoilt at xmas ;)

Do you find it freaky if you kiss someone and they have their eyes open?!

[Grape101]

I do find it rather strange. it's almost as if they are examining you whilst you kiss them.

Same q

[D]

I actually dont have a worst... I always get spoilt at xmas ;)

Do you find it freaky if you kiss someone and they have their eyes open?!

Not really, it just means the person you're kissing isn't a mong. :p

same q.

[Mum]

I do indeed... Obviously it's fine if you open your eyes briefly but staring would be a bit odd. Then again, who would do that? :p

And now to lower the tone.
Have you ever farted and followed through?

[D]

I do indeed... Obviously it's fine if you open your eyes briefly but staring would be a bit odd. Then again, who would do that? :p

And now to lower the tone.
Have you ever farted and followed through?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa no.

:p

Same q

[Grape101]

Haha nice Q mum. No I haven't.

Same q

[greengiant]

I do indeed... Obviously it's fine if you open your eyes briefly but staring would be a bit odd. Then again, who would do that? :p

And now to lower the tone.
Have you ever farted and followed through?

Nice question.

The honest answer is yes.

Once at the end of my road on the way to the pub. The shameful walk back home was very unpleasant indeed. Especially since I lived with my parents at the time.

Second time was in the kitchen 1 hour after calling in work because I was hung over. Now normally I don't take days off work sick (only had 2 in last 8 years). For some strange, lucky reason called in ill this day. Just imagine if I had gone to work!!! "Ecxuse me boss, but please can I go home as I have just shit myself?" - NICE!!!!!



I had several heavy sessions (drinking and smoking) over a few days, eating very little apart from sweets and crap.


SQ for who ever is brave enough to admit to it. Everyone has done it at some point.

[sweetsinner]

Ugh. Mum..

No. But then again im a lady and i dont fart ;)

Erm, whats your favourite smell?..

[greengiant]

Ugh. Mum..

No. But then again im a lady and i dont fart ;)

Erm, whats your favourite smell?..


Freshly cut grass. Dunno why

SQ

[Cha-Cha Chong]

I like the smell of tarmac when it been rained on, do you know what I mean (it normally happens when its been a warm day and then it rains).

Same Q?

[Grape101]

I love the smell of fresh pine! And of course fresh weed is another too!

Same q

[sweetsinner]

Mmmm freshly cut grass.
I love the smell of too many things to list.. petrol, cucumbers, fresh washing off the line, cut grass.. of course not all together though!!

SQ

[greengiant]

I like the smell of tarmac when it been rained on, do you know what I mean (it normally happens when its been a warm day and then it rains).

Same Q?

I know the smell. Can't describe it but like you say its when it rains on a warm day.

[Mum]

My favourite smell?
That pungent smell of freshly grown green just before it gets the chop. Mmm makes my mouth water. :)

Have you ever given yourself food poisoning?

[The Snow Queen]

My favourite smell?
That pungent smell of freshly grown green just before it gets the chop. Mmm makes my mouth water. :)

Have you ever given yourself food poisoning?

Favourite smell.... the dogs ears lol....

I haven't given us food poisoning but my mother? she put daffodil bulbs in the stew once instead of onions lol.....

oooh, question.... Has your mother tried to kill you?

[Grape101]

Umm I don't ever remember my mother trying to kill me lol.

Ever got stoned and had to see/meet someone and tried to act your best not too look stoned?

[LAL]

-----YEP, IM THE HEADMASTERS OFFICE ALL THE TIME!!!:stoned-smilie:

whos your favourite member of your family?

[slim_tim]

Gotta be my Nan, she used to be one crazy mother fucker in her day. When i was really young we had a snowball fight with her at like 4 in the morning all in our pj's. Not to mention she smoked weed in Jamaica, with some random Rasta's. I bloody love my Nan, legend :D

Same q

[Grape101]

I feel guilty saying just one of them so I will say I love them all, which is true.

Pizza express or pizza hut?

ps say the wrong answer and I will come hunt you down and shoot you!

[LAL]

dominoes all the way, but if i had to choose,l, id go with express!!!!

cod and chips or haddock and chips?

[Grape101]

Well said Lal you survived my question!

And cod and chips of course!

Spaghetti or pasta? (i know it's the same thing, im on about size)

[LAL]

spaghetti all the way, but i do like a good lasagne!!!

chinese or indian!!!! ?

[Grape101]

Lal that is a good question that has made me very hungry. I love them both more than words can describe but chinese does make me feel too full and very thirsty so I would have to go for Indian!

Thai or Mexican?

[LAL]

im really enjoyin this!!! and mexican hands down!!!!! i love that shit man so much,, and all the nic elittle mexican cocktails hhhhhmmmmmm and bbq ribs aww im so hungry....

nite in with the missus, or a nite out with the lads?

[Grape101]

That does depend on my mood. Nights in are more suited for the winter. Or after a nice BBQ in the summer. Now though, I would say a night out.

Jam or marmalade?

[LAL]

not really a lover of marmalade or jam, but i sometimes have jam with peanut butter so il say JAM!!

quite food related tonite isnt it!!!

if you had to live without 1 thing would it be your mobiles, or computers!!!!!!!!!!

[Grape101]

It would be mobiles. Atleast we would still have house phones and pay phones.

Toast or fried bread?

[sweetsinner]

Toast...
are you hungry Grape?

Coffee or tea in the morning?

[Grape101]

I'm bloody starving sweet! I'm just too tired to go make anything :(

Coffee in the morning but tea in the afternoon.

Custard creams or chocolate bourbons?

[LAL]

what a toughie,,, ! bourbons!!!

hob nob or digestive!!!

[Grape101]

hobnob for sure!

Cadbury or Galaxy?

[LAL]

galaxy all the way!

mcdonalds or wimpeyy?

[Grape101]

Wimpy I hate McDonalds!

Pancakes with maple syrup or lemon and sugar?

[LAL]

wimpey kicks arse!

lemon and sugar....

chicken phal or korma!!!

[Grape101]

Korma

Beans on toast or egg on toast?

[Jameo]

beans on toast!!!

roast lamb or beef, or veg i guess ;)

[Grape101]

Beef

Hot dog or burger?

[Kamikazai]

Beef

Hot dog or burger?

Either, as long as it is vegetarian! :thefinger:

muwhaha...

What flavor icecream for dessert?

[Grape101]

Honeycomb

Same q

[Bitterfly]

ben and jerry's Fossil Fuel,


damn that ice cream is good!!


when was the last time you fell over???

[lkdj2003]

Yesterday playing football.



What is your all time favourite game console?

[slim_tim]

Sega Megadrive, i love the old school Alladin an Sonic :D

Same q

[Bitterfly]

very very hard q, think its gonna have to be the nintendo 64 for goldeneye, f zero x, track and field, conkers bad fur day and of course my favourite game of all time zelda: a link to the past; although there was many more. it reminds me of when i was 16 and had zero responsibilites.

although halo is my second favourite game i didnt play many other games on the xbox, but whats odd is me and my mates still play halo to this day on system link up despite the fact the console and game were released in 2001!

second choice and very close would be the mega drive; streets of rage, all the sonics (but mainly 2), road rash, toejam and earl, golden axe, so many other great titles im too tired to remember, but mainly Gunstar Heroes which is easily in my top 5 games of all time.

well sorry for boring you nice people but, what can i say, ive always held an affinity for consoles since i had an amstrad when i was so young, waiting 10minutes to load a 'Dizzy' game from casette, with that iconic 'whinging sound' accompient (hopefully someone else will get me); altough i dont play on them very much anymore (relatively speaking), i probably will always be interested in the latest develops etc.

arrghhh i cant shut up!:sorry:

anyway next Q:

when was the last time you looked at someone, experienced pure elation and felt on the verge of nausea because you fancied them so much??

i dont know whether i put that properly but im sure youll get me:oldman:

[greengiant]

Probably about 6 months ago when I met a girl who could smoke me under the table. Wow she could smoke. Think it was the spliffs that made me feel nauseous though. lol.

From 1 to 10 how happy are you with your life at the moment?

[Midnight Toker]

From 1 to 10 how happy are you with your life at the moment?

Apart from work i'd say i'm quite happy with my lot . so prob @ 8.5

Ooops, forgot about the Question ..


have you ever lost your swimming trunks/bikini bottoms diving into a pool ??? :D:oldman::drool:

[The Snow Queen]

Probably about 6 months ago when I met a girl who could smoke me under the table. Wow she could smoke. Think it was the spliffs that made me feel nauseous though. lol.

From 1 to 10 how happy are you with your life at the moment?

hmmmm..... well..... if I compare to people that are dead? then I'll go with a 10 ;) xxx

same Q.

[Grape101]

Almost. They slipped down to my ankles which was rather embarrasing.

Same q

[D]

Nope, it's happened to one of my best mates before though.

Same Q

[slim_tim]

nope, not really but i often get a John Smiths when i get out a pool :p

Whos going to win this months plant of the month ?

[sweetsinner]

hmmmm..... well..... if I compare to people that are dead? then I'll go with a 10 ;) xxx

same Q.

*pops in*
I love that reply Queenie x
*pops out*

[greengiant]

nope, not really but i often get a John Smiths when i get out a pool :p

Whos going to win this months plant of the month ?


Me I hope.

What have you been up to tonight???

[slim_tim]

Getting caned, pissed and eating nice food :D

Same q ?

[Bad Muthafucka]

What have you been up to tonight???

Well, I must admit I had a little smoke. I must also admit that I have only ravaged the one lady this evening. However, considering what would happen to my particulars should I enlighten another lady to the potential of her pleasure while in the company of my previously pleasured companion I am going to view this relatively "good" behaviour as extremely wise on my part.

Now, allowing to pass into your contemplations our ability to reason, our sense of humour and our desire to invent, create and imagine, are human beings really just another animal on this earth, albeit one that 'did really well'?

[Jameo]

How philosophical bad ;)

I guess that its our ability to self sacrifice that really defines us from other animals,

or maybe its our ability to create a bong out of nothing.... :)

Has summer finally reached everyone now?

[lkdj2003]

How philosophical bad ;)

I guess that its our ability to self sacrifice that really defines us from other animals,

or maybe its our ability to create a bong out of nothing.... :)

Has summer finally reached everyone now?

Yup it sure has thank fuck. :deviltoker:



If you had a choice of a big chocolate bar or spliff, what would you choose?

[sweetsinner]

If you had a choice of a big chocolate bar or spliff, what would you choose?

why can't i have both?

[Jameo]

why can't i have both?

Ahhh because you'll ruin the game if ya do sweet ;)

Hmmm spliff everytime, not a big choccy fan.

Marmite? You either love it or hate it, whats your feelings?

[Mum]

I think it tastes like liquid arse crack.

If you found out you'd just drank a spunk laced milkshake dfrom McDonald's would you either:
a) Make a scene, sue the bastards.
b) Avoid the humiliation and just get yourself checked for STI's.
c) Order another.

[lkdj2003]

I think it tastes like liquid arse crack.

If you found out you'd just drank a spunk laced milkshake dfrom McDonald's would you either:
a) Make a scene, sue the bastards.
b) Avoid the humiliation and just get yourself checked for STI's.
c) Order another.

Lmfao, i would go and fill a jug with spunk and make who ever gave it to me drink it up in one. "Thick shake anyone!?!" http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/images/icons/icon10.gif



If you found a wallet with £500 in, would you keep it or hand it in?

[Mum]

It depends really, if it was like a prada wallet with £500 in then I'd be thinking, this dude can afford losing this more than I would benefit from gaining it.
If it was clearly some old woman's pension money or something then of course I'd hand it in.
It depends on the situation really.

Someone's going to take a bollock or a hand; which would you chose?

[D]

Bollock, I'll still have two hands.

SQ.

[greengiant]

Bollock every time.

They are only useful for one thing. I suppose they stop you from growing tits but apart from that they are just big spunk factories!!

I would kindly ask they guy about to remove them whether I could thrap into a bag to freeze for possible use at a later date.

Hey at least I could still skin up nice long joints with both hands.

lol

nice question. If you're a dude.

SQ (If a woman chance bollock to boobie)

[Jameo]

Ahhh difficult, it would have to be bollock I'm afraid, I've already given me right hand to sleep with Liv Tyler ;)

SQ

[blurry-vision]

Ahhh difficult, it would have to be bollock I'm afraid, I've already given me right hand to sleep with Liv Tyler ;)

SQ

I'd lose the bollock, hands are far more useful than a bollock, be sad to see it go though.

Do you need a holiday ?

[Mum]

I always need a holiday.

For the ginger people: Do you dye your hair?
For the non-ginger people: If you were ginger, would you dye your hair?

[Bitterfly]

I always need a holiday.

For the ginger people: Do you dye your hair?
For the non-ginger people: If you were ginger, would you dye your hair?


hahahaha! im not ginger. no thats just fukin gay, i would never ever dye my hair.

theres nothing wrong with ginger hair at all, i especialy love girls with red hair over blondes and brunettes anyday of the week. red hair and pale white skin you CANT BEAT IT!!!!!!!


next Q:do you smell your own farts?

[slim_tim]

wat do you take me for, of course i do :p

same q

[Grape101]

It's quite hard not too.

What is your favourite hobby?

[Bitterfly]

Makin tunes on Fruityloops!!!!

next q: yay or nay??

[greengiant]

Makin tunes on Fruityloops!!!!

next q: yay or nay??

Yay all the way.

If you sleep with your girlfriend, which side of the bed do you normally sleep on?

[Jameo]

left hand side, closest to the tv and furthest from the window

SQ

[Grape101]

Right hand side, closest the wall, facing the door.

What is your favourite breakfast cereal?

[slim_tim]

Special K ;)

same q

[greengiant]

Co co pops

SQ

[D]

Weetabix

SQ

[Mum]

Pecan crisp (Lidls).

Would you have any objection to eating a human if they were already dead and had been cooked to perfection in your favoiurite dish?

[greengiant]

Pecan crisp (Lidls).

Would you have any objection to eating a human if they were already dead and had been cooked to perfection in your favoiurite dish?

Providing it wasn't someone I knew and it was legal then I'd have to say no objection, just out of curiosity.

Not exactly sure what my fav human dish is though. lol. Prehaps a roasted piece of belly (lean) with poached toes on toast. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[The Snow Queen]

Pecan crisp (Lidls).

Would you have any objection to eating a human if they were already dead and had been cooked to perfection in your favoiurite dish?


How's about straight out the freezer?

Nando Parrado is one of those rare humans. Spend five minutes with him and you feel the weight of the day fall off your shoulders and realise that it isn’t good to be alive, it is bloody marvellous. Parrado knows this more than most. On Friday, 13th October 1972 the 19-year old Uruguayan was flying to Chile with his rugby team when their plane smashed into the frozen Andes. What followed was 72 days of hell, as the handful of survivors were forced to eat the flesh of their dead to avoid starvation.......

Question: Well? would you?.... :D xxx

[greengiant]

Whatever it takes to stay alive.

Survival is the number one priority for every living organism on the planet.

Ironically humans are probably the furthest from that statement since they love to do their best to wipe the race out.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be????

[Bitterfly]

somewhere where i could view a spectacular display of the northern lights!



whats the best/most advanced dish you can cook??

[greengiant]

Not sure really.

I really like sea food, but most stuff I cook is simple.

Probably Citrus baked sea bass with sweet vegetables and hollandaise sauce. It involves quite a bit of prep work and a herbs / spices etc.

Very nice dish though. Especially rewarding when I have caught the fish myself off my dads fishing boat.

SQ

[The Snow Queen]

Not sure really.

I really like sea food, but most stuff I cook is simple.

Probably Citrus baked sea bass with sweet vegetables and hollandaise sauce. It involves quite a bit of prep work and a herbs / spices etc.

Very nice dish though. Especially rewarding when I have caught the fish myself off my dads fishing boat.

SQ

:D Recipe please xxxx

I love cooking. I do a rather good Sea Food Taglitelle.... Scallops, fresh prawns, salmon, cod, ricotta, philly, gruyere, cheddar, mascapone, parmesan, cream, lemon, fresh thyme, fresh basil, fresh flat leaf parsley, garlic and butter....

I do a Tuna steak, stuffed with philly and fresh chillies with cajun spice... cooked on a mexican hotplate served with salad and veg rice.....

and Cheesecake!!! Chocolate Orange for Asci :D xxx

SQ? xxx

[D]

I can cook the most scrumptious vegetarian dish, without meat and yet it still blows your head off. :p

Weed or Sex?


Personally I'd choose Weed, I can smoke as many joints as I like and not get tired, yet I'd still be fucked. :p

[greengiant]

I can cook the most scrumptious vegetarian dish, without meat and yet it still blows your head off. :p

Weed or Sex?


Personally I'd choose Weed, I can smoke as many joints as I like and not get tired, yet I'd still be fucked. :p

lol. Firstly most vegetarian dishes don't have meat in. lol. Have you been waking and baking again Dru???? PMSL.

Sex.

I have an endless supply of weed. Sex on the other hand does not grow in my tent and has to be hunted down. I'm a shit hunter. lol.


Although do you mean, one or the other for life, or just at this moment in time????

[D]

lol. Firstly most vegetarian dishes don't have meat in. lol. Have you been waking and baking again Dru???? PMSL.

Sex.

I have an endless supply of weed. Sex on the other hand does not grow in my tent and has to be hunted down. I'm a shit hunter. lol.


Although do you mean, one or the other for life, or just at this moment in time????

Most curry flavourings at sucked into the meat, making the meat the hottest part of the dish. :p
Nah, not doing wake n bakes for a long time :p
I dunno. Hahaha
The latter.

[greengiant]

Where is your favourite place to smoke weed outside of your house?

[Mum]

If it's a nice day, up the Tor... Lovely views.

http://www.timetravel-britain.com/05/April/1pics/tor3.jpg

On a scale of 1-10 how good (or bad) was losing your virginity?

[D]

Where is your favourite place to smoke weed outside of your house?

Outside my house, is here:

Click (http://www.huntsdc.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/9C3D9A72-FE6E-4E3C-ACE6-218BAC700AF0/0/RiversidePk_StN14.jpg)

At my girlfriends, under the bridge outside her house:

Click (http://www.aerosolplanet.net/images/wall1stneots.jpg)

SQ.

[D]

If it's a nice day, up the Tor... Lovely views.

http://www.timetravel-britain.com/05/April/1pics/tor3.jpg

On a scale of 1-10 how good (or bad) was losing your virginity?

Got there before me :p

9

[greengiant]

2

I was 15, as was she.

It was painfiul for her, and just a load of fucking hard work for me.
Still it took our relationship to another level and everytime after that got better and better.

You have to start somewhere I suppose.

SQ.

[sweetsinner]

Hrm.. 7

I was 16 and he was much much much older than me. Yes I needed 3 "much"'s in there, i think he was about 40... maybe a wee bit older..

Edit: SQ

[greengiant]

Hrm.. 7

I was 16 and he was much much much older than me. Yes I needed 3 "much"'s in there, i think he was about 40... maybe a wee bit older..

Edit: SQ

lol. What a naughty / lucky man. And to think I thought having rude thoughts about 16 year old girls was a bit naughty. You have put my filthy mind at rest.

SQ

[Midnight Toker]

Hrm.. 7

I was 16 and he was much much much older than me. Yes I needed 3 "much"'s in there, i think he was about 40... maybe a wee bit older..

Edit: SQ

You bad bad bad girl !! ... yet, excellent well done !!

SQ ...

[sweetsinner]

Oh no i left out the bit that would make me sound like a bad girl, and also make him sounds like a praying mantis... he owned a Sex Shop, but also managed the head shop where i use to help out hence how we met.

Either way, we saw one another for about 9 months, and he was a gentleman and a great teacher so no regrets for me! muhahahahaha

[D]

Oh no i left out the bit that would make me sound like a bad girl, and also make him sounds like a praying mantis... he owned a Sex Shop, but also managed the head shop where i use to help out hence how we met.

Either way, we saw one another for about 9 months, and he was a gentleman and a great teacher so no regrets for me! muhahahahaha

I'm scared of approaching you in the street now Sinner, :p

[Midnight Toker]

Oh no i left out the bit that would make me sound like a bad girl, and also make him sounds like a praying mantis... he owned a Sex Shop, but also managed the head shop where i use to help out hence how we met.

Either way, we saw one another for about 9 months, and he was a gentleman and a great teacher so no regrets for me! muhahahahaha


The lucky lucky bastard !!

I could start something off along the lines of it being a headshop ... but being a gentleman i wont :p

[greengiant]

I could start something off along the lines of it being a headshop ... but being a gentleman i wont :p

PMSL.

Always wondered why they are called Head shops.

Why are they actually called head shops??

[Midnight Toker]

PMSL.

Always wondered why they are called Head shops.

Why are they actually called head shops??

I'm tempted to say " ask sweetsinner ", cos i think she knows ... But again, being a gentleman i wouldnt dare say such a thing :p

[sweetsinner]

*re inflates halo with muffled giggle*
Now now thats enough


Question:

Do you still enjoying driving as much as you did when you first passed?

[Jameo]

Yeah, but i think thats because I've not had a car for the past 5 years, makes driving a treat!

SQ

[Midnight Toker]

Yeah, generally i love driving but i hate traffic jams ..


did you pass your driving test 1st time ??



*re inflates halo with muffled giggle*
Now now thats enough

Sorry Matey, couldn't help myself .. consider it dropped

[sweetsinner]

Sorry Matey, couldn't help myself .. consider it dropped

No need to apologise *laughs* But I still deserve that halo :) :) :) :) :) :pnp:



did you pass your driving test 1st time ??

Yes. As i'm registered disabled....
*stands on soap box*although to look at me you can't tell, hence old lady fighting with me about me parking in disabled bays so sometimes i dont, just to avoid confrontation..lol. Or maybe i should start dragging my leg and drooling while walking away from the car! Ok i walk bit slower than others cos it hurts, but i can't skip..
Ooo sorry rantage then.*gets off soap box slowly LOL*

Erm yes, because of the blue badge thing I could take my test aged 16, a year early. And i passed after 28 lessons first time.... :D:D
Never had an accident *touch wood* And i have been driving for 10 years now, although had 3 points at 17 for speeding.... *naughty naughty*

Same Question

[Midnight Toker]

No need to apologise *laughs* But I still deserve that halo :) :) :) :) :) :pnp:
yes, because of the blue badge thing I could take my test aged 16, a year early. And i passed after 28 lessons first time.... :D:D
Never had an accident *touch wood* And i have been driving for 10 years now, although had 3 points at 17 for speeding.... *naughty naughty*

Same Question

Consider yerself re-halo'd !


Yup, passed 1st time, been driving for 25 years & never been in an accident (that's fooked it, gotta have one now !)

Although until @ a week ago i had 9 points 3x3pts for speeding, got em all within a couple of months after keeping a clean license for 22yrs !! ...

3 points expired last week & the other 6 by the end of the year ... Yay !!



Q.

how many points you got on your license :thefinger:

[sweetsinner]

None.. the 3 have gone now!! muahahaha

Your very lucky about the accident thing.. especially after the recent big badda boom tyre ;)

:oldman:


SQ

[Midnight Toker]

Your very lucky about the accident thing.. especially after the recent big badda boom tyre ;)

:oldman:

SQ

Tell me about it, that was a bit scary, but if i do say so myself .. exceptionally well controlled by the driver :dance2:


I've already answered that q so leaving it for the next guy/gal ..

[sweetsinner]

Have to agree very very very well handled as that was an ubber near miss! Are you or have you been the Stig? ;) LOL

[lkdj2003]

Have to agree very very very well handled as that was an ubber near miss! Are you or have you been the Stig? ;) LOL

Yes last week when i got caught speeding.... http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

The very next night i got stopped for going to slow ffs... http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/images/icons/icon10.gif




What do you prefer Resin or bud?

[sweetsinner]

The very next night i got stopped for going to slow ffs...
hahahahaha
LK! stopped for going to slow... stoner toootle? ;)


Bud. Bud. Bud. Bud.
Well here anyway.
i never ever ever get good resin to compare too

SQ

[blurry-vision]

If were talking genuine Nepalese hash :dance2: then resin all the way, although the word resin reminds me of soapbar, hashish is the word I like best so yeah good hashish is imo better than good bud...

If you had a choice of living in Vancouver or Amsterdam which would you pick ??

[Midnight Toker]

If you had a choice of living in Vancouver or Amsterdam which would you pick ??


Gotta be amsterdam ... although i've never been to vancouver so i may be biased



Q:
Where did you spend your fav holiday as a kid ??


the one that has always stuck out in my mind was when we stayed on a farm near plymouth for 2 weeks when i was @ 8 ...

it was feckin brilliant !!, rounding up & helping milk the cows, playing in the haybarn, get as muddy as you like, fresh homegrown/cooked food like you wouldn't believe, i've never seen so much beef since .. twas a kids paradise.

Ah, happy days indeed !!

[sweetsinner]

Isle of Man when i was about 7. The TT races were on at the time and I remember me being fascinated by the bikes & bikers.

What do you feel is your best quality?

[Bitterfly]

i always try to make the best out of a bad situation - in the same vein, im not fussy at all.





SAME Q

[blurry-vision]

i always try to make the best out of a bad situation - in the same vein, im not fussy at all.





SAME Q


I am pretty laid back and easy to get along with....:dj:

Good Q so same Q....

[Riff Raff]

I'm pretty patient i suppose.
Generally quite laid back



Would you give your life to save mankind?

[blurry-vision]

I'm pretty patient i suppose.
Generally quite laid back



Would you give your life to save mankind?

So long as I got FULL publicity for it, go down in history and all that stuff..:guitar:

Would you QUIT for GOOD Cannabis for the sum of £500,000(1/2 a million) ????

[greengiant]

I'd have to say yes I'm afraid.

I've smoked bud for 12 years so I've had a good session. £500k can do a lot and would easily take my mind of wanting to get stoned.

Would probably just smoke Salvia all teh time or something else. lol. Prehaps not Salvia.

SQ

[sweetsinner]

Would you QUIT for GOOD Cannabis for the sum of £500,000(1/2 a million) ????

If that half a million bought me a new body then yes. If not then No. That little green bud helps my life far too much :D

SQ

[Bitterfly]

If that half a million bought me a new body then yes. If not then No. That little green bud helps my life far too much :D

SQ

yes definately. id still gt a lot of fun from growing it

SQ

[Cha-Cha Chong]

Yep, definatly!

What is your favourite sandwich filling?

[D]

Yep, definatly!

What is your favourite sandwich filling?

Chicken Tikka

Favourite genre of music?

[Cha-Cha Chong]

Im into hip hop and D&B. But I like allsorts of different music. At the moment I am really into Missy Elliott, its all I have been listening to in the car.

SQ

[lkdj2003]

Hard trance. :dj:




A pint of larger or a spliff what would you choose?

[Bitterfly]

Im into hip hop and D&B. But I like allsorts of different music. At the moment I am really into Missy Elliott, its all I have been listening to in the car.

SQ

wicked you like D'N'B?? much respect


Hard trance. :dj:




A pint of larger or a spliff what would you choose?

depends how thirsty i was!! more likely choose a spliff tho anyway:bigjoint:

do you shave/pluck your eyebrows??

[Jameo]

No, not sure i'd feel the same if i had a monobrow tho!

SQ

[Jeffisthebest]

Shaved my eyebrow once on a bet

sq