LAL
26-07-07, 09:13 PM
A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his
new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and
she lived a considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful
consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note,
not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they
selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister
bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the
two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with
the following letter.
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any
when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
(which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks
and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them
even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said
that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she
hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Ron.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded
down
with a little bit of fur showing
hilarious or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and
she lived a considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful
consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note,
not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they
selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister
bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the
two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with
the following letter.
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any
when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
(which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks
and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them
even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said
that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she
hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Ron.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded
down
with a little bit of fur showing
hilarious or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!