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Mum
28-07-07, 01:52 PM
What an idiot, he hasn't been able to answer any of my questions!

Nick-ho-larse says:
Hello

Talk to FRANK says:
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Talk to FRANK says:
Hello Nick-ho-larse.

The Talk to FRANK Bot is a fully automated Windows Live Agent designed to give young people information on drugs from content supplied by FRANK, the national drug information and advice service. Information provided to you by FRANK is not endorsed by Microsoft and does not reflect Microsoft's views on drug use. For more information, click here ---> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/0

Here are some questions you can ask me:

1 Is cannabis harmless?
2 Is cannabis legal?

To find out more, type "?".

Nick-ho-larse says:
Do you believe in liberty?

Talk to FRANK says:
I'm sorry, I didn't understand your question. Please ask again using as few words as necessary.

To get straight up advice and info about drugs, call 0800 77 66 00, visit our website (talktofrank.com) by clicking here --> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/1 or email [email protected].

You can also type "?" to see what I can help you with.

Nick-ho-larse says:
Do you understand the concept of freedom?

Talk to FRANK says:
I'm sorry, I didn't understand your question. Please ask again using as few words as necessary.

To get straight up advice and info about drugs, call 0800 77 66 00, visit our website (talktofrank.com) by clicking here --> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/1 or email [email protected].

You can also type "?" to see what I can help you with.

Nick-ho-larse says:
What are your views on fascism?

Talk to FRANK says:
Talk to FRANK is a free confidential drugs information and advice service. Find out more information by calling 0800 77 66 00 or visiting our website (talktofrank.com) by clicking here --> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/1

Would you like to see more about me?

Nick-ho-larse says:
I'd like it if you'd answer my questions.

Talk to FRANK says:
OK, let's try again. Here is my home.

1 Cannabis
2 Cocaine
3 Ecstasy
4 Magic Mushrooms
5 Crystal Meth
6 Speed

Go ahead and make a choice.

To see everything I know, type "?"

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Nick-ho-larse says:
You're typing all of this extremely quickly.

Talk to FRANK says:
Yes.

Nick-ho-larse says:
Did you have a cheeky line before coming online?

Talk to FRANK says:
Find out more information by calling 0800 77 66 00 or visiting our website by clicking here --> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/1

Would you like to see more about me?

Nick-ho-larse says:
What do you mean? See more of you?

Talk to FRANK says:
Talk to FRANK Bot Facts

1 What is FRANK?
2 What I Know
3 What can this service do?
4 Who Made Me

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Nick-ho-larse says:
Who made me? That's a bit philosophical isn't it?

Talk to FRANK says:
I'm sorry, I didn't understand your question. Please ask again using as few words as necessary.

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Nick-ho-larse says:
Do you smoke crack?

Talk to FRANK says:
If you would like to learn more about a specific drug, type "home".

Nick-ho-larse says:
Answer my question.

Talk to FRANK says:
OK, let's try again. Here is my home.

1 Cannabis
2 Cocaine
3 Ecstasy
4 Magic Mushrooms
5 Crystal Meth
6 Speed

Make a choice by selecting a number.

To see everything I know, type "?"

For more information, click here ---> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/0. I am not associated with Microsoft in any way.

Nick-ho-larse says:
Do you smoke crack?

Talk to FRANK says:
If you would like to learn more about a specific drug, type "home".

Nick-ho-larse says:
Are you an idiot?

Talk to FRANK says:
Oh what, you think I'm an idiot?

Nick-ho-larse says:
You're not doing much to convince me otherwise.

Talk to FRANK says:
Well alright.

Nick-ho-larse says:
So you agree?

Talk to FRANK says:
I'm sorry, I didn't understand your question. Please ask again using as few words as necessary.

To get straight up advice and info about drugs, call 0800 77 66 00, visit our website (talktofrank.com) by clicking here --> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/1 or email [email protected].

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Nick-ho-larse says:
DO YOU AGREE WITH ME? ARE YOU A MORON?

Talk to FRANK says:
A moron? No way!

Nick-ho-larse says:
Your views on drugs seem rather basic, conventional. Simplisitc you might say

Talk to FRANK says:
I'm sorry, I didn't understand your question. Please ask again using as few words as necessary.

To get straight up advice and info about drugs, call 0800 77 66 00, visit our website (talktofrank.com) by clicking here --> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/1 or email [email protected].

You can also type "?" to see what I can help you with.

It appears that I haven't been able to help you. Would you like to visit our website?

Nick-ho-larse says:
No.
Talk to FRANK says:
OK. How can I help you?

Nick-ho-larse says:
Can you sort me out an eighth?

Talk to FRANK says:
I'm sorry, I didn't understand your question. Please ask again using as few words as necessary.

To get straight up advice and info about drugs, call 0800 77 66 00, visit our website (talktofrank.com) by clicking here --> http://l.rdir.us/ct?234869/1 or email [email protected].

You can also type "?" to see what I can help you with.

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Nick-ho-larse says:
Goodbye Frank you dirty crack head.

Talk to FRANK says:
Bye for now.

Muppet. :toke:

sweetsinner
28-07-07, 02:02 PM
Nick-ho-larse says:
Can you sort me out an eighth?



*giggles aloud*
Trust you to cheer me up Mum...
Can't believe you actually toyed with it for that long.. did you have a spliff in your mouth at the same time? ;) Oh hope he didn't make your brew go cold... ugh cold tea.

Mum
28-07-07, 02:10 PM
Hehe I was a little bored this morning.... :D
I'm spliffless at the moment, because I'm about to drag my lazy arse up the gym but tealess? I'm never tealess, and it's never cold. ;)

sweetsinner
28-07-07, 02:19 PM
*lol* Thought it sounded like you were bored, your used to running around like a nutter at the moment :p

*looks at her empty cold cup*
Can i hire you as mr spliff and tea maker, I'll provide the tea and spliff ingredients.. you just have to be my monkeh.. ;)

Mum
28-07-07, 02:22 PM
Do I have to dance as well? :barmy:

...
Not that, that's completely out of the question... ;)


Why not, I'll be on the next train. You better have a fattyboombatty and a bucket of tea waiting for me though! :joint:

sweetsinner
28-07-07, 02:28 PM
.. Now i can have the fattyboombatty waiting for you, but the bucket of tea.. well doesn't that defeat the object of me hiring you in the first place...
Although it will be cold by the time you get here, and we all know what a sacrilege microwaving tea is..

you must never microwave tea.. although I wouldn't worry as I don't think you could fit a bucket in the microwave anyway..