<![CDATA[THCtalk.com - Cannabis Growing Forum & Cannabis & Marijuana Discussion Forums - Off Topic]]> http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/ Please use this forum to post any non Cannabis related threads, Anything that is non cannabis related goes in here. en Thu, 23 May 2013 19:40:55 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/images/misc/rss.png <![CDATA[THCtalk.com - Cannabis Growing Forum & Cannabis & Marijuana Discussion Forums - Off Topic]]> http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/ Anyone can please tell me about strep throat symptoms?? http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98332-Anyone-can-please-tell-me-about-strep-throat-symptoms&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 16:22:57 GMT Hey few days back i am suffering from rheumatic fever and pain in my throat, is this the symptom of strep throat??? please help me out what are the... Hey few days back i am suffering from rheumatic fever and pain in my throat, is this the symptom of strep throat??? please help me out what are the precautions and medical treatment do i require in order to remain healthy and fit.Tell me about the symptoms of strep throat and how to cure it???
Thanks in advance. ]]> Off Topic john43 http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98332-Anyone-can-please-tell-me-about-strep-throat-symptoms Taking a time out. http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98324-Taking-a-time-out&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 15:30:34 GMT hey guys just thought id pop in and let ya all know im taking a time out i my old man took his own life last sat and have been in tears everyday... hey guys just thought id pop in and let ya all know im taking a time out i my old man took his own life last sat and have been in tears everyday since and not sleeping at all am just completly lost in a wee world looking for anwsers i aint neva gonna get so for the mean time the tent is coming down coz i do believe i aint gonna be coping very well at all i aint at the moment.

peace out all and happy growing :bong: ]]> Off Topic blue cheese http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98324-Taking-a-time-out Will my puppy remember? http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98318-Will-my-puppy-remember&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 13:35:12 GMT Hi basically I have my beautiful 9 month old staffy bitch called Lilly. Here she is...Attachment 197354... Hi basically I have my beautiful 9 month old staffy bitch called Lilly. Here she is...ImageUploadedByTapatalk 21369316017.564260.jpg

Opinions please, do you think she will remember her mum and dad? And nan. I'm lucky enough t know and still stay in contact with Lilly's parents as my mate owns them. Havnt seen them since he gave me lillz.

What do you think?

M
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]]> Off Topic Mysteri0n http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98318-Will-my-puppy-remember THCT Chat Room! http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98137-THCT-Chat-Room!&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 19:58:34 GMT hey guys, did you know there is a chat room on this site????? were all friendly in there, come and say hey! p.s just dont have a meltdown or... hey guys,

did you know there is a chat room on this site????? were all friendly in there, come and say hey!

p.s just dont have a meltdown or use it as a place to bitch and moan..... :) please, we have had enough of that thanks.

M - and the chat peeps :greet: ]]> Off Topic Mysteri0n http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98137-THCT-Chat-Room! anyone have a spare Ec meter? http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98113-anyone-have-a-spare-Ec-meter&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 13:40:18 GMT If anyone have a spare ec meter please contact me, i will pay :) i cannot find anything in the rules that go against this, but if im not allowed... If anyone have a spare ec meter please contact me, i will pay :)

i cannot find anything in the rules that go against this, but if im not allowed to do this,
please write it and i will delete this forum :) ]]> Off Topic tokemc http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98113-anyone-have-a-spare-Ec-meter Do we have any one knowledgable with CCTV ?? http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98112-Do-we-have-any-one-knowledgable-with-CCTV&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 13:16:16 GMT Hi guys. Last night we had our back door keys stolen out of our back door whilst I was out in the garage having a J. All the family was asleep in... Hi guys.
Last night we had our back door keys stolen out of our back door whilst I was out in the garage having a J. All the family was asleep in bed at the time and some scum bag has come round the back threw the gate and come into the kitchen and took the keys out the door and then locked the door with the keys - Iv come back in and couldn't get in due to the door being locked - my mind was going crazy that some1 was in the house. I managed to wake the mrs up on the phone and convinced her to come down and open the front door - she was shitting it big time incase some1 was in the house. The 2 mins it took for her to come down and open the door seemed hours,
I totally searched the house and no 1 was there - mrs f was going mad with worry as expected.
I spent the night sat in the dark in our dinning room waiting for the scumbag to come back but the shit bag never did (probably best really cause I was going to do some sick shit to him/them if they did).
Anyway today Iv changed the locks and decided that I'm going to get some CCTV fitted so next time ill at least see wots been going on.
Iv done abit of research and I don't mind spending the money for a decent 4 day/night vision camera set up (£300-400).
I was just wondering if any of u guys had any experience in CCTV and if u could advise a decent set up I can have a look at.

The whole experience has certainly shook me and the mrs up and I'm not willing to take the chance again especially with having 3 young kids.

Cheers guys.


Friday :D
http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-foru...tyliee-#128523
.....COMPLETED.....

http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-foru...t-Stylieeeee-D
.....ON GOING ..... ]]> Off Topic Friday http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98112-Do-we-have-any-one-knowledgable-with-CCTV BT Sport - Coming Soon! http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98106-BT-Sport-Coming-Soon!&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 12:16:53 GMT No doubt this is old news to some, but if you haven't heard;

BT sport is a new channel being aired from August 1st. - BT Broadband subscribers get the channel/s free but you need to register for it.

I registered yesterday and was given 12 months free HD too, which means I can now watch all of my UFC/MMA stuff live, instead of downloading it the next day. :bump:

Get registering if you haven't already. :)

More details:- LINKY. ]]> Off Topic Grub http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98106-BT-Sport-Coming-Soon! R.I.P best mate ever http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98098-R-I-P-best-mate-ever&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 10:56:45 GMT saturday,18/5, was my shittest day ever.after almost 15 yrs it was time for me to say goodbye to my best mate some of you guys will know the... saturday,18/5, was my shittest day ever.after almost 15 yrs it was time for me to say goodbye to my best mate

some of you guys will know the feeling...gutted is not the word

old age finally caught up with her,and it was like dementia was setting in, not knowing quite sure where she was

the time was right


i,m now looking back to the many foto,s we have of her, and video,s...we,ve never had any children, she was our baby..

remembering the good times helps, we have walked many of the scottish monroes and the lake district fells 1000s of times..from aged 13 weeks, she had stayed indoors 5 times

R.I.P old girl, you will be greatly missed

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]]> Off Topic carpetburn http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98098-R-I-P-best-mate-ever Tapatalk free http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98096-Tapatalk-free&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 10:40:40 GMT Hey not sure if anyone has posted about this, but tapatalk is free if you have a android device. 1: Make sure you can download from unknown... Hey not sure if anyone has posted about this, but tapatalk is free if you have a android device.

1: Make sure you can download from unknown sources, it will be in your security settings.

2: Download Amazon app store.

3: Once installed, search amazon app store for tapatalk and you should get it for free.

NOTE: You will need to have the amazon shopping app installed on your device for this to work.

Toke on
Axe ]]> Off Topic Axeman http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98096-Tapatalk-free I hate rude people http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98064-I-hate-rude-people&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 22:42:39 GMT :mad: I really fecking hate rude ignorant people :mad: :banghead: Really going to fecking explode :mad: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... :mad: I really fecking hate rude ignorant people :mad: :banghead:

Really going to fecking explode :mad:

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :banghead: ]]> Off Topic babybud http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98064-I-hate-rude-people tech heads help!!! http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98047-tech-heads-help!!!&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 15:58:06 GMT hi ppl, hope someone can help,basically all the usb's have failed on my pc:( I have done everything Microsoft suggested ,none of them worked:( was wondering if I Could just add a usb card to a empty pci slot or do I need a new motherboard =new pc ..any help most welcome!!!! ]]> Off Topic babybud3232 http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98047-tech-heads-help!!! Reflector?? http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98031-Reflector&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 11:38:02 GMT I'm buying stuff in for my next grow, and just thought i'd add on to my shopping list.

In a 1.5m x 1.5m x 2m tent, i want to know which you would have.

1m parabolic with 1000W bulb.

or 2 x 600w watt with euro reflectors, i will be growing two plants in DWC.


1.5m x 1.5m x 2m tent is just so that i have space for fans etc, because with a 1.2m tent there is only 10cm around the parabolic of space. ]]> Off Topic TokeItBitch http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98031-Reflector Cheap £3 metal electric grinder http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98006-Cheap-£3-metal-electric-grinder&goto=newpost Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:02 GMT Thought i would give you all a heads up on this product Just bought this on eBay for £3 Attachment 196271... Thought i would give you all a heads up on this product
Just bought this on eBay for £3
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There's loads of plastic ones on there for a fiver but then I came across this, it came from hk and took about a week to arrive but the build quality is really good.
It's designed to look like a torch, It takes 3 AA batteries and the blades spin up quite well, although you can't over fill it because the blades will just stick.

I bought it for chopping up large amounts of weed in the kitchen but I think it will get a lot more use around the home

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It turns out that is too much weed in there but once it's ground some you can chuck more in.
It does a good job anyway
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The only thing that could make it any better would be a little plastic lid to put on the jar so you could leave your herb in there, apart from that well worth £3
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]]> Off Topic Vador http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?98006-Cheap-£3-metal-electric-grinder Shopping List http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97999-Shopping-List&goto=newpost Sat, 18 May 2013 21:24:57 GMT Right now i am growing 3 plants which will be ready to chop in around 4-5 weeks, and i already have 3 more on the go (regs) of which i will pick out... Right now i am growing 3 plants which will be ready to chop in around 4-5 weeks, and i already have 3 more on the go (regs) of which i will pick out the female or best female if i get more than one to go in a 30L air pot, under the 600w for a few weeks before flip.

I have done this so i have time to get my new set up running without losing out on growing time - here is my shopping list, any advice is greatly appreciated.



I went for a 1.5 x 1.5m tent simply because my two previous tents (1.2 x 1.2) have both been a pain in the arse when it comes to fan positioning and floor space for the fan with a parabolic in there, since it's just a little smaller than the tent, the bigger tent should allow me 25cm right around the para for working, and fans, since i was upgrading the tent to a bigger one i also thought i may as well upgrade from a 600w, to a 1000w ballast.

I have a very large spare bedroom which i am going to split into two rooms by building an insulated wall right across the middle of it, and the right around the walls to avoid any sound behind heard by anyone else, i will be documenting the build.
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]]> Off Topic TokeItBitch http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97999-Shopping-List Broken iPhone Button http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97980-Broken-iPhone-Button&goto=newpost Sat, 18 May 2013 16:09:00 GMT Hey up people, iv had permission from Grub to post this, so no it's not spam and I'm not selling anything LOL

I have an iPhone4 on contract and I'm due to upgrade on Monday but the wake/sleep button has broken on my phone.

Iv watched a few videos on YouTube on how to fix them but looks abit tricky as you have to literally take the phone to pieces.

Iv just been into town and people in the shops say £40 to fix...... LOL

Now in that cheap auction site we all know I can buy a kit and the button for £10.

Has anyone ever done this or will I just knacker the phone? I'm wanting to get the button working again so I can sell the iPhone.

Cheers peeps ]]> Off Topic Fieldy http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97980-Broken-iPhone-Button Im back folrom a wonder http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97978-Im-back-folrom-a-wonder&goto=newpost Sat, 18 May 2013 15:46:56 GMT Hey guys and galls just had a few nights getin baked at some mates it gave me chance to think about things and get my mind focusd on. Geting mysen... Hey guys and galls just had a few nights getin baked at some mates it gave me chance to think about things and get my mind focusd on. Geting mysen back together so I got home last nite and I found out that my nan who is 87 has mabee a cupppe of weeks left to live I was like wtf u serious needless to say im still alittle bit stund by it all so I apologies if I come off a bit blunt

sent from my own little world :) ]]> Off Topic HighTokeinYoda http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97978-Im-back-folrom-a-wonder Apologies http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97947-Apologies&goto=newpost Fri, 17 May 2013 23:08:53 GMT My behavior recently was stupid and childish, picking at the slightest thing and i am truly sorry.

I haven't had a good time of it recently, between being hungover, having a cunt of a neighbor and under a lot of stress from every direction imaginable.

It's no excuse for my behavior though, and i am sorry and i will try my best from now to keep calm in all situations and turn over a new leaf. ]]> Off Topic TokeItBitch http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97947-Apologies Experiences with Mail order Mary j http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97913-Experiences-with-Mail-order-Mary-j&goto=newpost Fri, 17 May 2013 14:19:41 GMT Dear fellow THC Talkers This week I was made aware that a new on-line shop for various RSO products is on-air - I went and tried it out: -... Dear fellow THC Talkers

This week I was made aware that a new on-line shop for various RSO products is on-air - I went and tried it out:
- registered as user and in their forum = went fast and smooth
- bought my bitcoins = went fast and smooth
- ordered a small amount of products in the on-line shop for fast delivery, paid with bitcoins = went fast and smooth

That is now several days ago. Since then nothing has happened:

- order status is steadily 'In Progress'
- it is not possible to send message to the shop before one purchase has been made
- it is not possible to post anything in the forum
- emails directly to the forum admin goes unanswered

It would be very interesting to hear if anyone has made any succesfull purchases through this web-site or if a general warning should go out. ]]> Off Topic dane http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97913-Experiences-with-Mail-order-Mary-j Pester poet day. http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97905-Pester-poet-day&goto=newpost Fri, 17 May 2013 12:41:27 GMT :):) We know he loves the attention and likes to come across as a nasty twat holding a black leather spanking paddle to the noobs. But. ... :):)

We know he loves the attention and likes to come across as a nasty twat holding a black leather spanking paddle to the noobs.

But.

There is a softer side to poet which I discovered a few years ago and he hides it well usually but I think it has been coming out in his posts lately and he's even asking for hugs in the hugamod thread.

Hes human. He needs some love and attention but the nice kind.
This is the link to his personal wall so go leave him messagehttp://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-foru...er.php?16-Poet




If you think you have been hard done by him if you received a spanking from him for asking the most basic questions or how much yeild to expect then go post on his wall and let him know how he hurt your feelings.
Heres the link.http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-foru...er.php?16-Poet

Enjoy mate.

We love ya weird ways:) ]]> Off Topic mellowed http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97905-Pester-poet-day samsung gs2 wifi gone http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97877-samsung-gs2-wifi-gone&goto=newpost Thu, 16 May 2013 20:12:18 GMT anyone got 1 of these as my wifi has stopped working on mine and cant get it to work got full signal when scanning but it will not connect and just... anyone got 1 of these as my wifi has stopped working on mine and cant get it to work got full signal when scanning but it will not connect and just get 2 arrows with a h at the top wtf

reset the phone and the wifi disc still don't work turned up the power to max and tried rx ch1-14 still fuck all on my phone

any ideas or is it toast ]]> Off Topic soundwave http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97877-samsung-gs2-wifi-gone <![CDATA[Tradecraft & Statecraft]]> http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97805-Tradecraft-amp-Statecraft&goto=newpost Wed, 15 May 2013 23:19:34 GMT Anyone else love this kind of stuff? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22522494 I find it brilliant how all of us worry about types of... Anyone else love this kind of stuff?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22522494

I find it brilliant how all of us worry about types of high-tech surveillance catching growers, and the CIA are running around Moscow with crappy wigs and A-Z road maps.

Excellent. ]]> Off Topic JollyPilgrim http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97805-Tradecraft-amp-Statecraft <![CDATA[The Spiritual World "The Egg"]]> http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97746-The-Spiritual-World-quot-The-Egg-quot&goto=newpost Wed, 15 May 2013 04:17:39 GMT You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and... You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way. ]]> Off Topic Marsupial http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97746-The-Spiritual-World-quot-The-Egg-quot Help anybody know about 3g iphones and sync that left me with no apps and servise. http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97743-Help-anybody-know-about-3g-iphones-and-sync-that-left-me-with-no-apps-and-servise&goto=newpost Wed, 15 May 2013 03:24:26 GMT got my iphone opened to all net works everthing was cool untill it wouldnt let me on the internet so was advised to go on itunes and update... got my iphone opened to all net works everthing was cool untill it wouldnt let me on the internet so was advised to go on itunes and update everything and sync but when it got to the end it came up it can,t continue at the moment try again or contact helpline so my phone has no apps or anything or a servise so its not working what can i do help . ]]> Off Topic scottishlass29 http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97743-Help-anybody-know-about-3g-iphones-and-sync-that-left-me-with-no-apps-and-servise American/British slang http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97701-American-British-slang&goto=newpost Tue, 14 May 2013 16:38:12 GMT Ok I am tired of trying to figure out the British slang. I came from a forum that had a lot of Americans on it. I understood most of what they were... Ok I am tired of trying to figure out the British slang. I came from a forum that had a lot of Americans on it. I understood most of what they were saying. But for the life of me, Some of the British slang is driving me crazy. Can't figure out what you guys are saying. So I have decided to compile a list of American and British slang equivalants. Please, feel free to add anything you know of. Thank you.

Here are some slang equivalants I found on the net.


http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml

Ace - If something is ace it is awesome. I used to hear it a lot in Liverpool. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill.

Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. In other words - trouble! There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut!

All right? - This is used a lot around London and the south to mean, "Hello, how are you"? You would say it to a complete stranger or someone you knew. The normal response would be for them to say "All right"? back to you. It is said as a question. Sometimes it might get expanded to "all right mate"? Mostly used by blue collar workers but also common among younger people.

Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! I think he thought I had something against clocks!

Any road - Up north (where they talk funny!!) instead of saying anyway, they say "any road"! Weird huh?

Arse - This is a word that doesn't seem to exist in America. It basically means the same as ass, but is much ruder. It is used in phrases like "pain in the arse" (a nuisance) or I "can't be arsed" (I can't be bothered) or you might hear something was "a half arsed attempt" meaning that it was not done properly.

Arse about face - This means you are doing something back to front.

Arse over elbow - This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. Usually happens after 11pm on a Saturday night and too many lagers! Some Americans say ass over teakettle apparently!

Arse over tit - Another version of arse over elbow, but a bit more graphic!

Arsehole - Asshole to you. Not a nice word in either language.

Arseholed - Drunk! Usually in the advanced stages of drunken stupor, someone would be considered "completely arseholed". Never me, of course!

As well - You chaps say also when we would say "too" or "as well". For instance if my friend ordered a Miller Lite, I would say "I'll have one as well". I often heard people saying something like "I'll have one also". You'd be more likely to hear someone in England ordering a pint of lager!

Ass - Your backside, but mostly a donkey!

Au fait - Another one of those French expressions that have slipped into the English language. This one means to be familiar with something. I'd say at the end of reading all this you'd be au fait with the differences between American and English!

Baccy - Tobacco. The sort you use to roll your own.

Bang - Nothing to do with your hair - this is a rather unattractive way of describing having sex. Always gets a smile from Brits in American hair dressers when they are asked about their bangs.

Barmy - If someone tells you that you're barmy they mean you have gone mad or crazy. For example you'd have to be barmy to visit England without trying black pudding!

Beastly - You would call something or somebody beastly if they were really nasty or unpleasant. Most people would consider you a snob or an upper class git if you used this word. People like Fergie can get away with it though.

Bees Knees - This is the polite version of the dog's bollocks. So if you are in polite company and want to say that something was fabulous, this phrase might come in handy.

Belt up - For some reason I heard this quite a lot as a kid. It's the British for shut up.

Bender - I used to go out on a bender quite frequently when I was at university. Luckily bender doesn't only mean a gay man, it also means a pub crawl or a heavy drinking session.

Bespoke - We say something is bespoke if it has been created especially for someone, in the same way that you say custom. For example a computer program might be bespoken for a client, or you may order a bespoke holiday, where the travel agent creates an itinerary around your exact requirements.

Best of British - If someone says "The best of British to you" when you are visiting the UK, it simply means good luck. It is short for "best of British luck".

Biggie - This is unusual. A biggie is what a child calls his poo! Hence the reason Wendy's Hamburgers has never really taken off in England - who would buy "biggie fries"? Yuck - I'm sure you wouldn't buy poo fries! The other meaning of Biggie is erection. It just gets worse!

Bite your arm off - This is not aggressive behaviour that a football fan might engage in. In fact it just means that someone is over excited to get something. For instance you might say that kids would bite your arm off for an ice cream on a sunny day.

Bladdered - This rather ugly expression is another way of saying you are drunk. The link is fairly apparent I feel!

Blast - An exclamation of surprise. You may also hear someone shout "blast it", or even "bugger and blast"!

Blatant - We use this word a lot to mean something is really obvious.

Bleeding - An alternative to the word bloody. You'll hear people say "bleeding hell" or "not bleeding likely" for example.

Blimey - Another exclamation of surprise. My Dad used to say "Gawd Blimey" or "Gor Blimey" or even "Cor Blimey". It is all a corruption of the oath God Blind Me.

Blinding - If something is a blinding success - it does not mean that any eyes were poked out with sharp sticks - it means it was awesome.

Blinkered - Someone who is blinkered is narrow minded or narrow sighted - they only see one view on a subject. It comes from when horses that pulled carriages wore blinkers to stop them seeing to the side or behind them which stopped them from being startled and only let them see where they were going.

Bloody - One of the most useful swear words in English. Mostly used as an exclamation of surprise i.e. "bloody hell" or "bloody nora". Something may be "bloody marvellous" or "bloody awful". It is also used to emphasise almost anything, "you're bloody mad", "not bloody likely" and can also be used in the middle of other words to emphasise them. E.g. "Abso-bloody-lutely"! Americans should avoid saying "bloody" as they sound silly.

Blooming - Another alternative to the word bloody. You might hear someone say "not blooming likely" so that they don't have to swear.

Blow me - When an English colleague of mine exclaimed "Blow Me" in front of a large American audience, he brought the house down. It is simply an exclamation of surprise, short for "Blow me down", meaning something like I am so surprised you could knock me over just by blowing. Similar to "Well knock me down with a feather". It is not a request for services to be performed.

Blow off - Who blew off? Means who farted? Constant source of amusement to us Brits when you guys talk about blowing people off. Conjours up all sort of bizarre images!

Blunt - If a saw or a knife is not sharp we say it is blunt. It is also the way most of us speak! In America the knife would be dull.

Bob's your uncle - This is a well used phrase. It is added to the end of sentences a bit like and that's it! For example if you are telling someone how to make that fabulous banoffee pie you just served them, you would tell them to boil the condensed milk for three hours, spread it onto a basic cheesecake base, slice bananas on top, add some whipped double cream, another layer of banana and Bob's your uncle!

Bodge - We bodge things all the time here. I'm sure you do too! To do a bodge job means to do a quick and dirty. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that - hey well we only bodged it! Applies to building, DIY, programming and most other things.

Bogey - Booger. Any variety, crusty dragons included!

Bollocks - This is a great English word with many excellent uses. Technically speaking it means testicles but is typically used to describe something that is no good (that's bollocks) or that someone is talking rubbish (he's talking bollocks). Surprisingly it is also used in a positive manner to describe something that is the best, in which case you would describe it as being "the dog's bollocks". Englishmen who live in America take great delight in ordering specialised registration plates for their cars using the letters B.O.L.L.O.X. Good eh?

Bomb - If something costs a bomb it means that it is really expensive. We say it when we see the price of insurance in the US, you could try saying it when you see how much jeans or petrol cost over here!

Bomb - If something goes like a bomb it means it is going really well or really fast. Or you could say an event went down like a bomb and it would mean that the people really enjoyed it. In the US the meaning would be almost exactly the reverse.

Bonk - Same meaning as shag. Means to have sex. E.g. "Did you bonk him/her?".

Botch - There are two expressions here - to botch something up or to do a botch job. They both mean that the work done was not of a high standard or was a clumsy patch. My Dad used to always tell me that workmen had botched it up and that he should have done the work properly himself.

Bottle - Something you have after twenty pints of lager and a curry. A lotta bottle! This means courage. If you have a lotta bottle you have no fear.

Box your ears - Many young chaps heard their dads threaten to box their ears when I was a littlun. Generally meant a slap around the head for misbehaving. Probably illegal these days!!

Brassed off - If you are brassed off with something or someone, you are fed up. Pissed perhaps.

Brill - Short for "brilliant". Used by kids to mean cool.

Budge up - If you want to sit down and someone is taking up too much space, you'd ask them to budge up - move and make some space.

Bugger - This is another fairly unique word with no real American equivalent. Like bloody it has many uses apart from the obvious dictionary one pertaining to rather unusual sexual habits. My father was always shouting "bugger" when he was working in the garage or garden. Usually when he hit his thumb or dropped a nail or lost something. Today we might use the sh** or the f*** words but bugger is still as common. The fuller version of this would be "bugger it". It can also be used to tell someone to get lost (bugger off), or to admit defeat (we're buggered) or if you were tired or exhausted you would be buggered. You can also call someone a bugger. When I won £10 on the lottery my mate called me a "lucky bugger".

Bugger all - If something costs bugger all, it means that it costs nothing. Meaning it is cheap. If you have bugger all, it means you have nothing.

Bum - This is the part of your body you sit on. Your ass! It might also be someone who is down and out, like a tramp. You might also bum around, if you are doing nothing in particular, just hanging out. Finally to bum something means to scrounge it from someone.

Bung - To bung something means to throw it. For example a street trader might bung something in for free if you pay cash right now! Or you could say "bung my car keys over, mate".

Bung - A bung is also a bribe.

Butchers - To have a butchers at something is to have a look. This is a cockney rhyming slang word that has become common. The reason "butchers" means a look even though it doesn't rhyme is because it is short for "butchers hook" and "hook" of course, does rhyme.

C of E - The Church of England. Our official protestant church - of which the Queen is the head.

Chat up - To chat someone up is to try and pick them up. If you spotted a scrummy girly in a bar you might try to chat her up. Or a girl might try and chat up a chap!

Cheeky - "Eee you cheeky monkey" was what my mother said to me all the time when I was a kid. Cheeky means you are flippant, have too much lip or are a bit of a smart arse! Generally you are considered to be a bit cheeky if you have an answer for everything and always have the last word. My licence plate on my MX5 (Miata in American) was CHEEKY, which most Texans thought was something to do with bottoms - wrong!!

Cheerio - Not a breakfast cereal. Just a friendly way of saying goodbye. Or in the north "tara" which is pronounced sort of like "churar".

Cheers - This word is obviously used when drinking with friends. However, it also has other colloquial meanings. For example when saying goodbye you could say "cheers", or "cheers then". It also means thank you. Americans could use it in English pubs, but should avoid the other situations as it sounds wrong with an American accent. Sorry!

Cheesed off - This is a polite way of saying you are pissed off with something.

Chin Wag - This is another word for a Chat. You can probably tell why!

Chinese Whispers - This a good one. It refers to the way a story gets changed as is passes from one person to the next so that the end result may be completely different from what was originally said. Sound familiar?

Chivvy along - When I'm standing patiently in the checkout queue at Tesco I like to chivvy along the old ladies in front of me. If only they would stop fannying around and hurry up!

Chuffed - You would be chuffed to bits if you were really pleased about something.

Clear off! - This expression brings back memories of being a kid and stealing apples from people's gardens. Sometimes we would get caught and some old bloke would come out and shout "oi clear off you lot". It basically means get lost.

Cobblers - I have heard people say "what a load of cobblers" more than once. Maybe that's because I talk so much rubbish. An equivalent would be what a load of bollocks. It means you are talking out of your butt and has nothing to do with any kind of dessert! Derived from the cockney rhyming slang where Cobblers Awls = Balls!

Cock up - A cock up means you have made a mistake. It has nothing to do with parts of the male body.

Cockney rhyming slang - There are lots of words that make up cockney rhyming slang. These are basically rhyming words like "butchers hook" which means "look". If you are in London and you hear someone talk about a Septic they are probably talking about you - because it's short for "Septic tank" which equals "yank", which is our word for an American. How do you like that!

Codswallop - Another one I heard a lot as a kid - usually when I was making up excuses for how the window got broken or why my dinner was found behind the sofa. My Dad would tell me I was talking a load of codswallop. American kids might be talking baloney under the same circumstances.

Cor - You'll often hear a Brit say "cor"! It is another one of those expressions of surprise that we seem to have so many of. It will sometimes be lengthened to "cor blimey" or "cor love a duck", depending on where you are. "Cor blimey" is a variation of "Gawd Blimey" or "Gor Blimey". They are all a corruption of the oath "God Blind Me".

Cracking - If something is cracking, it means it is the best. Usually said without pronouncing the last "G". If a girl is cracking it means she is stunning.

Cram - Before a big exam you would be expected to cram. This simply means to study hard in the period running up to the exam.

Crap - The same word in both countries - but less rude here. I loved watching Brits being interviewed on US chat shows and embarrassing the interviewer when they said something was "total crap".

Crikey - Another exclamation of surprise. Some people say "Crikey Moses".

Crusty dragon - A booger. One of the really crispy ones.

Daft - My Dad used to call me a daft 'apeth which is short for a daft half penny (in old money). It basically means stupid.

Dekko - To have a look at something.

Dear - If something is dear it means it is expensive. I thought Texan insurance was dear.

Dicky - Dicky rhymes with sicky and means you feel sick.

Diddle - To rip someone off or to con someone is to diddle them. When you visit England, check your change to make sure you haven't been diddled!

Dim - A dim person is stupid or thick or a dimwit. Dimwit - Someone a bit on the dim side.

Dishy - If someone is a bit of a dish or a bit dishy it means they are attractive or good looking.

DIY - This is short for do it yourself and applies not just to the DIY stores but also to anything that you need to do yourself. For example, if we get really bad service in a restaurant (oh, you noticed!) then we might ask the waiter if it is a DIY restaurant - just to wind them up.

Do - A party. You would go to a do if you were going to a party in the UK.

Do - If you go into a shop and say "do you do batteries?" it means "do you sell batteries".

Do - If you drive along a motorway in the wrong lane the police will do you. You could then tell your friends that you have been done by the police. Prosecute is another word for it!

Doddle - Something that is a doddle is a cinch, it's easy. Unlike ordering water in Texas with an English accent, which is definitely not a doddle!

Dodgy - If someone or something is a bit dodgy, it is not to be trusted. Dodgy food should be thrown away at home, or sent back in a restaurant. Dodgy people are best avoided. You never know what they are up to. Dodgy goods may have been nicked. When visiting Miami I was advised by some English chums that certain areas were a bit dodgy and should be avoided!

Dog's bollocks - You would say that something really fantastic was the dog's bollocks. Comes from the fact that a dog's bollocks are so fantastic that he can't stop licking them! Nice huh? Often shortened to just "The dog's".

Dog's dinner - If you make a real mess of something it might be described as a real dog's dinner. A bit like some joint Anglo-American approaches to Eastern Europe for example!

Donkey's years - Someone said to me the other day that they hadn't seen me for donkey's years. It means they hadn't seen me for ages.

Drop a clanger - When I asked a large lady on the tube if she would like my seat since she was so obviously pregnant, she took the seat then told me she was fat, not pregnant! Boy did I drop a clanger. You might make a gaffe. Either way it was horrendously embarrassing, especially as half the people on the tube had heard me!

Duck - In and around Leeds you will find older people might call you "duck" in the same way that they might call you "love" or "dear" in other places. Usually pronounced more like "dook", which rhymes with "book".

Duff - Anything that is duff is useless, junk, trash. It usually means that the object doesn't do the job it was intended for. Our last Prime Minister was pretty duff!

Duffer - Any person that is duff could be referred to as a duffer. The Prime Minister was a duffer.

Dull - You would say something that was no longer sharp was dull. We would say blunt. To us something is dull if it is boring. It can apply to things - like a film could be dull. It also applies to people - I can think of several people who are dull!

Easy Peasy - A childish term for something very easy. You might say it's a snap.

Engaged - When you ring someone and they are already on the phone you will get the engaged tone. In other words, they will be engaged. You would say you get the busy signal or the line is busy.

Excuse me - This is a great one! It's what kids are taught to say when they belch in public. We are also taught to say "pardon me" if we fart out loud. Unfortunately in American "excuse me" means you are encroaching in someone's personal space and you say "pardon me" when you don't hear someone properly. Imagine our surprise when we discovered that actually Americans are not belching and farting all the time.

Faff - To faff is to dither or to fanny around. If we procrastinated when getting ready for bed, as kids, our Dad use tell us we were faffing around.

Fagged - If you are too lazy or tired to do something you could say "I can't be fagged". It means you can't be Bothered.

Fagging - Fagging is the practice of making new boys at boarding schools into slaves for the older boys. If you are fagging for an older boy you might find yourself running his bath, cleaning his shoes or performing more undesirable tasks.

Fancy - If you fancy something then it means you desire it. There are two basic forms in common use - food and people. If you fancy a cake for example it means you like the look of it and you want to eat it. If you see someone of (hopefully) the opposite sex then you might fancy them if you liked the look of them and wanted to get to know them a little better!!!

Fanny - This is the word for a woman's front bits! One doesn't normally talk about anyone's fanny as it is a bit rude. You certainly don't have a fanny pack, or smack people on their fannys - you would get arrested for that! Careful use of this word in the UK is advised!

Fanny around - I'm always telling people to stop fannying around and get on with it. It means to procrastinate. Drives me mad!

Fiddle sticks - I have an old Aunt who is much too well mannered to swear. So when the need arises for a swear word, she will substitute "fiddle sticks".

Filch - To filch is to steal or pilfer. The origin is apparently unknown.

Fit - Fit is a word that I have heard a lot recently - it seems to be making a comeback. A fit bird means a girl who is pretty good looking or tasty! A fit bloke would be the male equivalent.

Flog - To Flog something is to sell it. It also means to beat something with a whip, but when your wife tells you she flogged the old TV it is more likely she has sold it than beaten it (hopefully!).

Fluke - If something great happened to you by chance that would be a fluke. When I was a kid my Mum lost her engagement ring on the beach and only realised half way home. We went back to the spot and she found it in the sand. That was a fluke.

Flutter - I like to have a flutter on the horses. It means to have a bet, usually a small one by someone who is not a serious gambler.

Fortnight - Two weeks. Comes from an abbreviation of "fourteen nights". Hence terms like "I'm off for a fortnights holiday" meaning "I am going on a two week vacation".

Fruity - If someone is feeling fruity then they are feeling frisky. Watch out!

Full monty - Since the movie has come out of the same name I have heard some odd Texan descriptions of what the full monty means. It really has nothing to do with taking your clothes off. It just means the whole thing or going the whole way. That's it. Clearly when applied to stripping it means not stopping at your underwear! The origins of the expression are still under discussion. There are many theories but no conclusive evidence at the moment.

Full of beans - This means to have loads of energy. It is a polite way of saying that a child is a maniac. I was often described as being full of beans as a kid and now it is my wife's way of telling me to keep still when she is trying to get to sleep. Strangely the same expression in some parts of the US means that you are exaggerating or talking bollocks!

Gagging - Desperate, in a fat slaggy kind of a way. Not nice.

Gallivanting - The dictionary says "to gad about", which probably doesn't help much! It means fooling around or horseplay.

Gander - When I was a kid, my Dad often used to go off for a gander when we were visiting a new town or village. It means to look around.

Gen - Gen means information. If you have the gen then you know what is going on.

Gen up - To research a subject or to get some information.

Get lost! - Politely translated as go away, this is really a mild way of telling someone to f*** off!

Get stuffed! - Even politer way to tell someone to get lost is to tell them to get stuffed. However, this is still not a nice thing to say to someone.

Getting off - This seems to be the objective of most teenagers on a big night out. Getting off with someone means making out or snoggingh them.

Give us a bell - This simply means call me. You often hear people use the word "us" to mean "me".

Gobsmacked - Amazed. Your gob is your mouth and if you smack your gob, it would be out of amazement.

Good value - This is short for good value for money. It means something is a good deal.

Goolies - If you have been kicked in the goolies, your eyes would be watering and you would be clutching your balls!

Gormless - A gormless person is someone who has absolutely no clue. You would say clueless. It is also shortened so you could say someone is a total gorm or completely gormy.

Grem - The form of gob meaning to spit something out. e.g. Did you see him grem? Yuck. Usually associated with that ghastly noise as the content of the lungs are coughed into the mouth before gremming can take place. Grem is also the word that describes the green lump that is created in the process. You might call it hacking up a hacker.

Grub - Food. Similar to nosh. I remember my Dad calling "grub's up", when dinner was ready as a kid. A grub is also an insect larva. Not usually eaten in England. Actually is available in some Australian restaurants! ]]> Off Topic Danbridge http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97701-American-British-slang 2 questions, decide before You look at the answers http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97685-2-questions-decide-before-You-look-at-the-answers&goto=newpost Tue, 14 May 2013 13:51:41 GMT Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, Who had 8 kids already, Three who were deaf, Two who were blind, One mentally retarded, ... Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
Who had 8 kids already,
Three who were deaf,
Two who were blind,
One mentally retarded,
And she had syphilis,
Would you recommend that she undergoes an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice,
Sleeps until noon,
Used opium in college
And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero,
He's a vegetarian,
Doesn't smoke,
Drinks an occasional beer
And never committed adultery.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first ... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.


Remember:

Amateurs ... Built the ark.
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Both going the same direction AFAICS

I love Star Wars But also like a lot of the Star trek stuff
Interesting box offices ahead and ST has the drop on SW I think

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Grand Daddy Purple and Royal Cheese CFL Grow Diary ]]> Off Topic Koxlong http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97474-Stendhal-Syndrome-Picture-Thread Wanna kill 1/2 an hour ? Listen to the amazing flight of doug white. Flight N559DW http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97453-Wanna-kill-1-2-an-hour-Listen-to-the-amazing-flight-of-doug-white-Flight-N559DW&goto=newpost Fri, 10 May 2013 22:07:42 GMT The pilot dies while ascending. You can hear it in his last transmisson. Passenger doug white lands the plane. a great listen and radar view .. ... The pilot dies while ascending. You can hear it in his last transmisson.
Passenger doug white lands the plane. a great listen and radar view ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMom-YHgoU ]]> Off Topic teutonic http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97453-Wanna-kill-1-2-an-hour-Listen-to-the-amazing-flight-of-doug-white-Flight-N559DW <![CDATA[What's your favourite cure for dry mouth??]]> http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97443-What-s-your-favourite-cure-for-dry-mouth&goto=newpost Fri, 10 May 2013 20:38:06 GMT Just laying here on the sofa craving a drink after my zug because I've got drymouth, but want something different, my normal cure for drymouth is lucozade original, I drink at least 4 bottles a day. But it's lost it's magic touch so I want to try something new so people what's your favourite cure for drymouth?? ]]> Off Topic Juju29 http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97443-What-s-your-favourite-cure-for-dry-mouth Dedicated Argument Thread MkII http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97407-Dedicated-Argument-Thread-MkII&goto=newpost Fri, 10 May 2013 07:35:52 GMT Back by popular demand. GO FOR IT STONERS! :deviltoker: EDIT: Please try to keep it......well, you know. :D Back by popular demand.

GO FOR IT STONERS! :deviltoker:


EDIT: Please try to keep it......well, you know. :D ]]> Off Topic Poet http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97407-Dedicated-Argument-Thread-MkII sweets from days of old http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97296-sweets-from-days-of-old&goto=newpost Wed, 08 May 2013 17:30:57 GMT had to post this:D if you from the UK,and had a sweet tooth as child I bet one of your long forgotten favorites is on here:D had to post this:D


if you from the UK,and had a sweet tooth as child


I bet one of your long forgotten favorites is on here:D



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxsN0y9L9w4 ]]> Off Topic weepresty http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97296-sweets-from-days-of-old sad spammer http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97241-sad-spammer&goto=newpost Wed, 08 May 2013 01:13:54 GMT ......................... ......................... ]]> Off Topic cheapstore http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97241-sad-spammer Does anyone drink tangy tangerine?? http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97201-Does-anyone-drink-tangy-tangerine&goto=newpost Tue, 07 May 2013 16:10:42 GMT As the title suggests,
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I've been drinking this stuff for just over a month now and I really feel it's making a difference.

My diet used to consist of junk food and fizzy drinks, well it still does actually except I don't drink fizzy drinks anymore I drink TT all day now

Normally I don't bother taking any vitamins or supplements because I don't feel any effect from them, I don't even take aspirin when I've got a headache cos that don't work for me. All that beechams stuff is a waste of money in my eyes because I don't get anything from that either, I think it's because I'm always stoned

Tangy Tangerine is a different story though, after the first week I felt more energetic, now it's been a month I have loads more energy, I feel more awake and alert, getting up in the mornings is easier and the black bags under my eyes are clearing up.
Even my girlfriend says she notices the difference since I started drinking it.

I had been getting headaches a lot as well, from things like shouting at the dogs or loud music, even trying to squeeze out a fart a couple of times.
Haven't had a headache since I started this program, I do think it's probably down to the amount of water I'm getting through now though, someone told me the other day most headaches are caused by dehydration.

You can get it on eBay for £55 a tub with postage, sounds a lot but 1 tub has lasted me over a month so that works out just under 2 pound a day, I was spending that on crap anyway what with a costa in the morning and a bottle of drink.
I find 3 scoops in a 2L bottle is just right for me

Is anyone else using TT or any of the youngevity products??
If so what are you using and what are your findings??
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]]> Off Topic Vador http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97201-Does-anyone-drink-tangy-tangerine Dropping some weight http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97178-Dropping-some-weight&goto=newpost Tue, 07 May 2013 08:53:14 GMT Hey fellas and ladies, Been away from the forum for a while, got a question to see if anyone been in the same shoes. Im about 35-40kg too... Hey fellas and ladies,

Been away from the forum for a while, got a question to see if anyone been in the same shoes.

Im about 35-40kg too heavy. I need to get the weight off, because of some serious health dramas that have come along directly from been a fat fuck. Now I enjoy weed, and naturally get the muchies with it. So I think the only way I'm gonna get this weight off is too stop weed for a while.

Anyone ever lost weight and got healthy whilst continuing to smoke? ]]> Off Topic hungry http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97178-Dropping-some-weight Nikola Teslas Lab http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97169-Nikola-Teslas-Lab&goto=newpost Tue, 07 May 2013 01:58:06 GMT Just found this....... http://www.newsday.com/long-island/towns/nonprofit-group-buys-nikola-tesla-s-former-shoreham-lab-1.5211269 Discuss...... Just found this.......

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/t...-lab-1.5211269

Discuss...

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First Hydro Grow - Coming Soon ]]> Off Topic Dr Scrogger http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97169-Nikola-Teslas-Lab hydroponics tv on tonight at 9.30 in channel 192 http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97149-hydroponics-tv-on-tonight-at-9-30-in-channel-192&goto=newpost Mon, 06 May 2013 19:40:00 GMT just a heads up for a hydro tv show starting tonight on sky just a heads up for a hydro tv show starting tonight on sky ]]> Off Topic Trigger http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97149-hydroponics-tv-on-tonight-at-9-30-in-channel-192 Usernames and avatars http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97147-Usernames-and-avatars&goto=newpost Mon, 06 May 2013 19:35:28 GMT im thinking about changing my username im having brain block i cant think of anything realy unique enough so i was wondering if anyone can come up... im thinking about changing my username im having brain block i cant think of anything realy unique enough so i was wondering if anyone can come up with some good usernames that go with the two pics below


]]> Off Topic HighTokeinYoda http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97147-Usernames-and-avatars hurry http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97146-hurry&goto=newpost Mon, 06 May 2013 19:27:36 GMT camera 2 http://www.ntu.ac.uk/ecoweb/biodiversity/falcons/index.html?campaignid=falcons camera 2
http://www.ntu.ac.uk/ecoweb/biodiver...aignid=falcons ]]> Off Topic carpetburn http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97146-hurry Awesome youtube embed user script http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97138-Awesome-youtube-embed-user-script&goto=newpost Mon, 06 May 2013 16:33:11 GMT I found this great youtube embed tweak that works on this forum and most sites. Basically you need to install a browser addon called greasemonkey... I found this great youtube embed tweak that works on this forum and most sites.

Basically you need to install a browser addon called greasemonkey in firefox and tampermonkey in chrome. Then you install the userscript.

install this first: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/fir.../greasemonkey/

then install this, http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/126756

It enlarges the video and other features. :)

It does slow down loading a bit but you can change the one setting to just change the size and that improves the speed. It makes watching youtube embedded videos on forums a lot nicer cause its wide screen. ]]> Off Topic sekular http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97138-Awesome-youtube-embed-user-script Any off road bikers? http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97118-Any-off-road-bikers&goto=newpost Mon, 06 May 2013 10:31:59 GMT Any off-road bikers on this forum? Although not completely off-road, i just bought myself a Bosuer Bsr 125 just got to register it, only got that... Any off-road bikers on this forum?

Although not completely off-road, i just bought myself a Bosuer Bsr 125 just got to register it, only got that one because it looks nice, is road legal & cheap to insure + i needed a way of getting around too, or i would of bought an Lucky MX mxt 140, will get that one next.

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]]> Off Topic TokeItBitch http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97118-Any-off-road-bikers films films and more films and if your lucky films http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97080-films-films-and-more-films-and-if-your-lucky-films&goto=newpost Sun, 05 May 2013 19:42:19 GMT so after a rather interesting night of watching the rocky horror picture show and burlesque i was wondering how many of you get bribed blackmaild or... so after a rather interesting night of watching the rocky horror picture show and burlesque i was wondering how many of you get bribed blackmaild or otherwise coursed into watching films that the other half likes ]]> Off Topic HighTokeinYoda http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?97080-films-films-and-more-films-and-if-your-lucky-films using tor browser http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96958-using-tor-browser&goto=newpost Fri, 03 May 2013 18:34:32 GMT hey guys, i downloaded the tor browser yesterday and i was wondering if it was safe to upload files onto thctalk from my computer? also im not... hey guys,

i downloaded the tor browser yesterday and i was wondering if it was safe to upload files onto thctalk from my computer?

also im not sure if my mcafee internet security and firewall work with it?

how many people here use tor? ]]> Off Topic skunk lung http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96958-using-tor-browser GNU linux/unix http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96905-GNU-linux-unix&goto=newpost Thu, 02 May 2013 21:57:55 GMT just wondering if we have any gnu linux or unix users with us as im sick of windows xp as thats as high an os as my comp will run :( and im trying to... just wondering if we have any gnu linux or unix users with us as im sick of windows xp as thats as high an os as my comp will run :( and im trying to find out if it is realy worth the change of os ]]> Off Topic HighTokeinYoda http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96905-GNU-linux-unix Getting a new phone... http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96868-Getting-a-new-phone&goto=newpost Thu, 02 May 2013 10:31:53 GMT Hey Folks,

Any help or suggestions would be great. :)

Well I've decided to bite the bullet and upgrade my shitty Samsung mobile.
Every time I go into town I get these bloody kids from the local Orange/Vodafone shop collaring me to offer me this, that and the other, so I'm gonna take them up on the offer.

I'm NOT looking for a contract phone at all. I want to be able to cancel/change my phone or supplier whenever I like.

I am interested in the 'semi-contract' deals though where I pay £10 per month but can cancel at any time. I get a free phone of my choice but that's about all I know.

The phone will only be used for texting and Facebook, so a package with loads of free texts and lots of free internet access is paramount.

I'm currently with Orange (EE) but I'm not adverse to changing. In fact Vodafone has a much better signal in my area.


So... basically I'm looking for recommendations from you guys on deals that might suit me, and also suggestions on half decent, old-fart-friendly phones.
I'll be getting a free phone with whatever package I choose so Ipads and similar are out.

Cheers me dears. :) ]]> Off Topic Grub http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96868-Getting-a-new-phone usernames http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96858-usernames&goto=newpost Wed, 01 May 2013 22:45:52 GMT just been thinking ive noticed a few people are joining and posting in part thier names whilst i understand that a first name say mark for example... just been thinking ive noticed a few people are joining and posting in part thier names whilst i understand that a first name say mark for example is'nt much to go on but do you think it is wise to post such info on a cannabis grow forum ]]> Off Topic HighTokeinYoda http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?96858-usernames