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  1. yo, wheres your cock been? check it
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    lol good luck with that.
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    Funnily enough I was born in 1972, so maybe i am the bad acid trip.
    Glad you like it. I agree never too old captain.
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  5. please delete this weekend
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    not sure buddie not great with computers ask mr bloom he knows his web sites etc. all the best mate.
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About captianzanax

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About captianzanax
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I often speak spontaneously, with humor and some metaphors


Your guide to suffering through an intense life of wonder and awe


This largely-sarcastic catharsis was inspired by my own many wanderings through the halls of misery (the 2003 installment in particular)

And by "I Just Want to Be Friends”, written by OJ Simpson and is a tribute to supposedly-platonic friendships.

I created this site mostly for myself, as a way of taking command of my emotions again after being sent through hell, but I have three objectives as far as what I hope the site can do for other netizens:

First, " the world according to captianzanax” is supposed to be funny.

Laughing at oneself is healthy, and poking fun at this subject can give we who suffer some perspective on what we're doing to ourselves and, sometimes, to the ones we care about.

Second, this site is a giant, rancid heap of pain and empathy. Everyone goes through this from time to time. By reading the anecdotes and tips here you can at once wallow in your own misery and also be comforted by a sense of communal misery.

And third, I want to give the Adored Ones a window into the hearts of those that care about them. Communication and understanding form a positive-feedback loop, but it can be very difficult to get the ball rolling.

Although I want the blog to be entertaining, I've written very little which I do not actually mean. Some sections are almost entirely sarcastic while still being in many ways true, actual advice.
Other sections are high on jokes and low in content in hope of actually helping readers find perspective.
And some of my comments are complete nonsense.

It all comes and goes depending on my feelings on the sub-topic and my level of inspiration. .

With that all said, here's a look at what the site has to offer. Each section contains a collection of short items, humorous and otherwise, that have been written by me, the webmaster, or submitted by friends or random visitors to the site and stolen from other places through the magic of cut and paste
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Spending time and talking with your beloved is sometimes complicated by the requirement that you memorize every word they say while simultaneously scanning their body language for any indication that they have secretly fallen in love with you

. Make sure you're not doing anything wrong by checking these tips for communication.
Unfortunately, you can't spend every waking moment with your favorite pillow. That's where fantasies and daydreams come in. There is simply no better way to agonize over what you want but will never have.

In this section you'll find a list of prototypical daydreams as well as some specific examples to get you started.
Don't limit yourself to daydreaming, though! There are hundreds of other things you can think about or does that will make your head hurt and your stomach shudder

. Look over these other ways to torture yourself and see what you've been missing
Chances are that if your erection lasts long enough, your Adored One will figure out that you're interested.
Maybe you'll tell them, maybe somebody will tip them off, or maybe you'll just become so incredibly transparent that they'd have to be brain dead not to notice. Prepare yourself for the inevitable; there are a number of ways they may react.
Unless you manage to get into a relationship with the object of your affections and end up married, you're going to have to eventually get over them. If the confrontation above is the climax of our story, then next we have the monument in which the conflict is resolved -- one way or another -- and we figure out what the world will be like in the aftermath.
Here's a special section written specifically for the Adored Ones: A friend has developed a crush on you? Feeling weird around them? Wondering what to do? Here are some things you might want to consider to help you grind the poor thing's heart into the dirt with your heel.
Love is perhaps the world's most prolific muse. If you're out there suffering through an unrequited devotion, you may find some solace in artistic explorations of the topic. With that in mind, I've put together a list of relevant media. Basically it amounts to a list of sappy movies and love songs. What are you waiting for?
I get a lot of emails about this site, most of them being story submissions. You guys really like to relive your pain by writing about it! So, here is what will soon be the largest section of the site -- but also the one with the least organization -- painful stories submitted by readers for all the world to share.
This site is presented mostly in jest, but I do have a serious note that I feel should be addressed.
Also, I've noticed that some of the people who read this site just don't seem to get what I'm trying


to accomplish, or end up with some misconceptions about me and my motives for writing the site in the first place. If you're wondering what the deal is with this place, try this section.

I would love to have this site continue improve and grow through more submissions

Of material from readers. If you have an anecdote or joke to share, please do so! You will be credited (or left anonymous if you prefer), of course.

Looking for more punishment?

Here's a collection of links on the topics of love, loneliness, and the like.
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Well, I've pondered with reality for years, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
captainzanax 1878-1905

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