Tell us your best "almost got caught" story

[Priapus]

I'm not sure this counts but anyway.

Few years ago had a productive groom. 4xflowering,clones etc. 10oz+ stash, oil, hash, dank

Woke up with the regular blunt and the news. Cannabis factory bust. Which turns out to be in the same place as I'm from haha peaks my interest. Bout 30 seconds in I'm thinking this looks familiar.

Anyway hear some noise up the road and there's police everywhere. Factory is 2 doors up the road, 100 feet away. Safe to say I pulled a whitey haha

I spent the next few hours peaking out of the curtains as I watched 100s of plants and equipment being taken away.

No idea how long they were there. I'd rolled a NL blunt. They were there a long time, but not as long as the buzz 😉

Ha! Jesus .. At least you know your odour control was working better than theirs

[Captain Beefheart]

my worst moment was getting caught riding polly by her auntie mary .........

[Herbitual]

In early 1991, I went to the Dam with a bunch of mates for a 4 day blow out. We were up to our necks in Super Skunk. Tons of it. More than we could smoke in the time we were there so we did the only thing any self-respecting idiot does and rolled the last load up in to the Devil's own spliff and consumed that before heading off to Schipol.

I was absolutely fucked. I don't remember the journey there, checking in nor the flight itself. I was still fucked by the time we landed at Gatwick.

I looked terrible. I had no laces in my Timberlands for some reason, unshaven, disorientated. Cold.

As I was nearly through "Nothing To Declare", I heard somebody running behind me.

"Where have you been? Did you smoke cannabis while you were there (I kept rplying "No" for some reason) and finally, "Would you mind coming for a strip search?"

"Yes, I mind but don't think I have a choice?"

Anyway, I wasn't carrying but I was very fucked up.

My passport itself tested positive to weed when it was tapped out on a litmus type disc...not a great start, frankly.

So, strip searched. Totally naked. Arms out wide and turn around only to see a massive two-way mirror ahead of me.

Remember that I mentioned it was cold? It was cold and I was frightened and stoned.

My testicles were up in my stomach somewhere.

The humiliation was complete.

[Priapus]

Jesus Herb I don;t like going outside when stoned..never mind being strip searched

[Herbitual]

Jesus Herb I don;t like going outside when stoned..never mind being strip searched

Worst thing is, my testicles never came back down.

[LtlWilli]

Years ago, it was driving back from the coast with a fine pound...When we got home , my driver had 3 police tickets---and neither of us remembered them....Danged Mandrax!!!!

[420RM]

Had long weekend in Amsterdam, thought it would be clever to bring back a gram.. go through customs at Amsterdam ok then when arrived back home in England, I was pulled for a random bag search. Believe me my arse was twitching.. anyway me and my uncle both had bud on us. I had mine in a pair of shorts inside a grinder. The woman who was checking my bag asked if I had anything like a herb grinder or anything I shouldn’t have. I played it cool didn’t say a word. She only pulled the shorts out patted them down. I thought I was fked. I’m still not sure to this day how she did not find it as she had the shorts on a table and pressed them, there was a fucking grinder with weed in them..I swear she knew I had it...
But nothing came of it.. one thing I do know is, il never try it again...


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[Sniken]

Damn! Wish i had your luck in life 420RM

[Jeff]

In 1996 I got pulled over after work for the crime of being a long hair. Two cops searched my entire car while I was in the back of the police cruiser in handcuffs.

Mind you, I hadn't broken any laws.

Well my car stays a bit cluttered. Empty cigarette packs and red Bull cans litter my passenger side.

I had an 8th on me, which I stashed under seat in a Marlboro hard pack as soon as I spotted the cop.

The 2 cops spent 15 minutes doing a completely illegal search and found nothing.

Soon I was in my hippie friends kitchen burning them out and laughing.

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[rastagurlx90]

I was out, walking a dog in a park near my neighourhood. I didn't have weed, but only vaporizer filled with it, cops randomly checked my purse. Found nothing haha.