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    When you get half way down the road,and can't decide weather you locked the door or not so turn back 😞

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    Friends of mine were in the grasshopper (day before the cap fire event) I had been on the phone to my wife so was a bit behind them. I walked down to the smoking area and there was a wall of glass, I get vegetable high in Amsterdam and I'm looking at the wall of glass and have no idea where the door is so I come up with the idea that it is an automatic door so I walk forward straight into the glass, not too hard but just hard enough so the packed place could hear and take notice. I then embarrassingly walk upstairs sit there for a while till I think everyone's forgotten. I take my jacket off and then walk back down, this time someone was in front of me and he opened the door by the button... As I walk in everyone bursts out laughing and clapping... What a knob I am lol

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    When you have to get 2 things for the misses in the shop... At the shop you just cannot remember what the 2nd thing was... Going back home, walking on the front yard, and like pooof, memory came back

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    When you're sitting in an arcade and keep crashing your motorcycle in the same place. Only to have a cop walk up look over your shoulder and into your eyes and say son you gotta push start before you can play that game.
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    After 3 hours your still white as a ghost and can't move for shit

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    coming out of tescos one day and i went to jump in my mates car, jumped in passenger seat and knew something was wrong when i heard the baby in the back seat, wife was putting trolley away lol, she had a laugh too tbf

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    When you roll into a foreign airport right after hitting a big Dooby, you check in paranoid to fuck and then go upstairs for a coffee all confused. Your wanting to know the time, no phone or watch on you to check this out. Three clocks on the wall London, Paris, New York. What the fuck, three clocks but not the time where I was, I felt too stoned and paranoid been off my box in an airport to ask anyone official, managed to figure it out eventually, but boy what a crazy journey!

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    When you start looking for a lighter but its been in your hand all the time! Also when you're skinning up and swear you made a roach but you actually didn't!

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    When you wake up in the morning and tou still have half a spliff on the ash tray lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildwelshman View Post
    When you wake up in the morning and tou still have half a spliff on the ash tray lol
    Mate i sumtimes fall asleep half way threw an wake up still holdin the spliff lol

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