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[skippy]

If i said that to me bird she would kick me in the bollocks and tell me to feck off haha

[BobHop]

Nothing like a bit of subtlety Fieldy! lol.

I often practice the art of subtlety when the missus asks what I fancy to eat - my replies of ...... 'a munch on a bit of minge wouldn't go a miss' doesn't always go down as well as I'd hoped.

[Bong_Lord]

anyone get steak for tea monday night?

Had to postpone mine till last night cus was working nights. Second best holiday of the year!👍

[walshy]

Let's hope she doesn't return the offer, and ask if you want a fish supper.

Fish is supposed to be good for the brain and good joints ,,,,,,,,, and I know all on here we like a good joint

[walshy]

Was it a single shot of malibu :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

At my age it's only a single now a days lol

[BobHop]

Nothing like a bit of subtlety Fieldy! lol.

I often practice the art of subtlety when the missus asks what I fancy to eat - my replies of ...... 'a munch on a bit of minge wouldn't go a miss' doesn't always go down as well as I'd hoped.

No idea why I called you Fieldy mate - must have been reading one of Fieldy's posts before I commented on here! lol.

Sorry Walshy

[walshy]

Lol bobhop

I now find myself looking at shower gells in the super markets thinking what I could wash the old fella in that resembales puddings .

[Mrs Beefheart]

Lol bobhop

I now find myself looking at shower gells in the super markets thinking what I could wash the old fella in that resembales puddings .

😂😂😂😂 creased

[BobHop]

Hahah! Funny fucker.

Just avoid anything minty at all costs - stuffs like caustic soda on the todger! Lol

[The Aspie Toker]

Fish is supposed to be good for the brain and good joints ,,,,,,,,, and I know all on here we like a good joint

I'd rather eat Cystitis than Bacterial Vaginosis.