Drugs test detox drinks test

[Dr green fingers]

But how would I possibly keep a syringe in my pants without it leaking?? I'm getting really worried now. I had high hopes for this drink

Small red bull shot bottle and wrap it in a deep head bandage and stick it under your bollocks mate. The heat wrap will warm it in mins


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[Dr green fingers]

Small red bull shot bottle and wrap it in a deep head bandage and stick it under your bollocks mate. The heat wrap will warm it in mins


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[farmshop]

What about filling a balloon or Condom with piss from someone, strap to the side of your leg . Use some tubing and a tap which you would find on a hydro system. Theirs definatly ways around this. Good luck anyway bud. Hope it plans out for you.

[ReeferDankness]

Over drinking water just before a drug test is the biggest indication you're on drugs and trying to flush your system.... Just a heads up

[CannaTaraBis]

This information is based on thousands of drug test results that marijuana users have submitted to us. This is a clear cut analysis of whether or not detox products have a beneficial impact on the probability of passing a drug test regardless of a person’s smoking habits or physical measurements. Overall, two thirds of marijuana users do not tamper their urine when providing a sample. This results in a 31% passing rate. The average time of passing was 18.1 days with a standard deviation of 12.3.
Approximately 9% of the people who submitted their THC drug test results claimed to have used a detox product. This includes those that also diluted their urine in conjunction with using a detox product. Of these people, 37% passed. The average time of passing was 13.8 days with a standard deviation of 8.1.

The remaining 25% (up from 18% in 2013) of the population claim to have attempted diluting their urine. Of these people, 46% passed. The average time of passing was 14.4 days with a standard deviation of 7.9.



Detox Potion vs. Water Dilution

The Verdict:

People who dilute or “detoxify” their urine will have a better chance of passing a marijuana drug test. However, at the granular level, it appears that Diluting methods produce better passing results than Detox products. This may be because some detoxification products fail to explicitly tell the user to drink a few extra glasses of water. Also, some labs test for adulterants and detox products. Either way, stop wasting your money on detox products. Period. The shady companies and sketchy people that sell you this crap are only looking to increase the size of their wallet by decreasing the size of yours.

The Detox Failures:

This is a list of detox products that people have used in order to pass a drug test that targets marijuana use – they still failed:

Algine Plus
CVS Complete Body Detox
Detoxify Ready Clean
Detoxify XXTRA Clean
GNC 14 Day Body Cleansing Program
Goldenseal
Herbal Clean Qcarbo32
ProTox
Rescue Detox Cleanse
Sonne’s #7
Stat 1-hour Flush
Stat Royal Flush
Stinger Total Detox
The Cleaner Body Detox
The Stuff Detox
Total Body 7 Day Rapid Cleanse
Total Eclipse Rely Detox (Max Strength)
Total Eclispe Assure Detox
Yogi DeTox
many more…
This is by no means a complete list of failures. And we wouldn’t recommend purchasing any type of detoxification product for the purpose of passing a drug test. They simply do not work any better than water dilution methods. If you bought a detox product, return it and get your money back.



I made a thread for this. Apparently I didn't see yours. So I'll give you the information I found and used for my thread.
Information provided by MarijuanaCalculator

[xtchill]

Been thinking about doing this one..

Did they say the test will include a drug test? If yes then just get someone to piss in a cup for you and put it into a syringe and then use that on the day. I've done it before

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[_teapot_]

I blagged a company piss test buy using a clean mate and a medical sample pot with a heat pad stuck to it. They won’t come into the cubicle with you. Long story short I wore a pair of the mrs’ tights with the legs cut off at the knee 😂

Also like what’s been said, synthetic kits available as I’ll be having to take another one soon. No idea if they work but fuck it worth a try

[Priapus]

I blagged a company piss test buy using a clean mate and a medical sample pot with a heat pad stuck to it. They won’t come into the cubicle with you. Long story short I wore a pair of the mrs’ tights with the legs cut off at the knee ��

Also like what’s been said, synthetic kits available as I’ll be having to take another one soon. No idea if they work but fuck it worth a try

Also many company urine tests during a medical are not testing for drugs-they are testing for kidney or liver problems. I did my test after a weekend of taking lots of things..And passed no problem.

[Corneu]

Hi all, I'm new here. I've been a daily smoker now for the past 3 years. I've just landed myself an amazing job and to my surprise, they've announced I'll have to do a pre-employment medical. Being a daily smoker, I'm obviously shitting a brick here and so I've started gathering items to try and help me. To date, I don't know when my test will be (I'm waiting for a medical assessor to contact me) but i've stopped smoking now (Most difficult decision i've ever had to make!) and i've started drinking lots of water, eating lots of blueberries and taking vitamins and garlic tablets to help clean my system.

As it stands I'm waiting for 2 x ULTIMATE DETOX DRINKS which claim 100% success rate. They've not arrived yet but will update once I get them. Because I'm so worried, I went down to my local headshop this morning to purchase ZYDOT EURO BLEND which doesn't claim 100% success but is supposed to do the same thing.

So, this morning I did a home pee test and quite clearly failed. I'll post pictures soon. I've just been down to the headshop to purchase the drink & have just taken my first 500ml of water and currently have 20mins left before I can take the drink. Once I've taken the drink I have to wait 15mins to drink another 500ml of water, then I have to wait another 60mins before doing the test. So... I will update within a couple hours of the results. I will also do the same once the ULTIMATE DETOX drink arrives (I bought two of these so I could test in advance but since I've been paranoid, I thought I'd try another one too so I can look at other avenues in the event it fails)

Stick around for the updates! I welcome any suggestions or theories and I'd love to hear your own stories!

Peace out

I've used the ultimate detox brand. Man let me tell you something. That shit is a God. Send. I had an interview with a drug test attached and I went out and bought this drink right? Problem is, I passed out when I got home. Woke up pretty much when my interview started. So I'm freaking out. Like I dont have time to drink, wait 15, drink more, and wait again. Not to mention they say to piss 2-3 times before the test. Nope not happening. No time. So I chugged the whole drink, to my stomachs displeasure. Waited 2 minutes and chugged water. Pissed once on the way to the job and once while I was there.

I though FOR SURE I was gonna fail. 3 days later I get a call back and its clean. So this shot fucking works yo

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[Corneu]

I haven't seen any reports of that sort of stuff working, I do know that water alone can detox you. Nick/Nate Diaz the UFC fighters have a method they use, I'm sure you'll be able to find it with some googling. It does work even though Nick Diaz was banned for testing positive. He failed the 2nd test, but passed the first and third and there was much speculation the second was tampered with because he openly told everyone he's a heaay smoker and is able to cheat the tests.

I've used the ultimate detox brand drinks on 3 occasions and have had success every time. I want sure about them at first either, but they've saved my ass a few time. Now I dont even worry about interviews. Stop for 24-48 hours, then drink, and away you go. Pretty sure the bottle says the effects last 3-5 hours. So Cram in those piss tests while you can lmao

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