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[FunkyB]

Anything above north London and you may as well be scottish.....MON the southern fairies!

Summer is coming, best get your big coat on.

[MrChedHead]

Once upon a time i sown a wee mary J bean an spent months watchin her develop into a naughty stinkin assed princess, every time i peeped in on her i seen her leaves praying to the hps god above, the buds glistening with mind altering couch lockin happy ass sticky chemical goodness, from this day forward i knew i would be forever faithful to her, happily tending to her every need, the only other thing i could ever ask for is that she had some bangin ass breasts aswell
The end.

[FunkyB]

How old are you Funky??

I am also a Mackem and have suffered at the fortunes of the bastard from the dark days in Roker Park.

If your older than i, be my guest. Claim the prize for the down trodden cats fans all over this world who knew (fuckin KNEW) this was our fate since November.

Sad story? I'm just back from Amsterdam for a cheeky weekend, stayed up in the museum district and returned to the UK to find i had the blues.
Three days of wandering the canals in a warm fuzzy Cookies Kush induced state with some of the most beautiful women just whizzing past on bicycles all day.
Return to Newcastle Airport late Sunday night to find we've arrived at the same time as a flight from Spain. SCUM....SCUM in LYCRA! Everywhere!
Some of the ugliest & fattest (i use the next term with a touch of caution as i am still unsure) women who have neglected to realise that Newcastle at 11 o'clock at night is not going to be the same as Spain!

I am currently having my eyes scrubbed hourly but the mental images still haunt me and the screams from their banshees mouths

" ITS FUCKIN FREEZIN"

still ring in my ears!!!!!!!

ps

Oh yeah, and its only sodding Wednesday!

I'm 35 mate. 29 years suffering following the lads. Too young to remember the Cowie-McMenemy era (thank good) I jumped on board(the home made swing chair) as a nipper, as Denis Smith took charge.

[MrChedHead]

Thats enough to make me sob

[Glynne]

Today i woke up with a broken rib that i managed to break in my sleep somehow, and then this afternoon i find out that they are gonna build a fekkin bypass next to my house.... im going to bed to have a sob before anything else goes wrong today....sob sob..😢😭😢😭😢.

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[M_C]

So are you a Mag by Football then.

Bloody hate football

[FunkyB]

Bloody hate football

Not too fond of it myself at the moment fella.

[M_C]

My uncle is a Sunderland supporter... My Dad thinks he was possibly dropped on his head as a baby

[Keeno]

My sob story is from many moons ago.......and the one grow that trumps my current shit fest hands down.

A young and enthusiastic Keeno, new to the forum and all things homegrown spent his days trawling the site trying to learn as much as he could, he came across a guy called G_UNIT, god of rdwc, awed by this members 30-40oz plants and this alien "rdwc" system, young keeno set about sweet talking this member and getting him to mentor him. Armed with a shopping list and a rough idea of what i was doing i set about ruining my bank account, new tents, all the materials needed, the excitement!

At first everything was going brilliant, i had roots in the water, dreams of a monster harvest, life was good. One afternoon this young and enthusiastic keeno went in to check his "big daddy" setup (yes, i used to call it that ), if i hadn't been so head in the clouds i may have noticed the puddle on the floor, nope, the first thing i noticed was the violent pain going through my leg, enough pain to kick me into the air and onto the bed, wet socks dont do that you may be thinking, nope young enthusiastic keeno had been electrocuted As i lay there in some shock, i realize i need to cut the power, once unplugged i assess the damage, yep, 60 liters of water on my bedroom floor. At this moment the missus decides to walk in, as you can imagine missus keeno is not best pleased, and proceeds to hound poor young (not so enthusiastic) keeno down stairs as he grabs towels and everything else to clean.

You may think the canna gods were done punishing me for calling my set up "big daddy", not the case! i manage to clean all the water up, missus keeno still calling me a few names. Now time refill my "big daddy" rdwc, so i head off to the bathroom and proceed to fill my 30 liter bucket, some enthusiasm coming back, as i struggle with my bucket full of water through my hallway, my beloved dog decides its a good time to come running out of the adjacent room, of course i trip over her, of course the 30 liter bucket goes everywhere, how could it not. It was one of them moments where you just want to cry. As i sit there in my wet bottoms in a puddle, guess who is back.........missus keeno, gotta love her eh, she resumes her high pitched shouting that i thought had ended in the bedroom. I sat there in a puddle, cold water creeping up my bottoms trying to decide if i was going to have a go at pulling the missus head off, pulling the dogs head off or if it would be a good idea to try drown myself in my new indoor swimming pool.......

Needless to say the "big daddy" sytem ended up being launched into the back garden and my dreams of 30-40oz plants were dead.

[Loki]

My ps4 taking 99+ hours to transfer to my new ps4 pro.