Originally Posted by
Urban jungle
( Please do not feel bad for laughing )
I am not new to smoking weed as I used to smoke it in my early 20’s during Art School - in which I had a wonderful time and all my best work came out of smoking HaHa!
This time I never intended or ever thought I would be stoned again - Saturday happened! I knew just from how the morning started- something in the air wasn’t quite right.
Came the evening I went to my parents for dinner and decided to help my mum cook a lovely dinner for my dad. We made a vegetarian dish with lots of different veg , loads of herbs and 3 different kinds of Oils.
1. Olive Oil , 2. Garlic Oil and mum found a oil in the cupboard called ( RAW HEMP COOKING OIL ) - she picked it up and smelt it , and I too smelt it and even said to her “ Shit! That smells like weed “ but she grabbed it out of my hand and said “ Nah, this will be fine . “
Putting a shit load of this HEMP OIL on our dish.
My dad, mum and I , tucked into a nice bowl of veg food and my dad said that tasted odd - yet my mum and I were almost oblivious- in fact we loved it!
My dad said “ what was in it? “ So we told him and he looked at us and said “ What??? Not the HEMP OIL THAT WAS IN THE CUPBOARD ? “
We were instantly like “ Yeah, yeah! “
He said “ Oh ffs! That isn’t fucking HEMP OIL!!! - It’s your daughters home grown pure CANNABIS OIL. “ ( Which is the equivalent of 6 blunts in one joint ) She made it strong for a friend of my parents who has got cancer and needed something stronger...
Fuck knows who put it in the Food cupboard ...
Laugh! Laugh it off!!
Most people are like “ How the fuck , did you not smell it or taste it? “
But We didn’t, I must say it didn’t smell like what it usually smelt off but I was oblivious and so was my mum.
I went into instant panic attack- even before I was feeling any side effects of the weed Oil and mum and dad were just laughing at me.
Which I am sure bought it on quicker as my adrenaline clocked in almost after an hour of panic and then my head started to go foggy, shakes, teeth grinding- I felt more like I was on Citrilipram ( SSRi ) than Weed- I lay over the toilet wanting to throw up for 4 hours and having MASSIVE anxiety attacks as well as feeling so high.
Never threw up ( green out ) it was just a burp -
As I started calming down - the high hit my dad and he was literally screaming, hallucinations, twitching, shaking- yet my mother was fucking loving it - Walking around giddy but laughing at everything and just enjoying herself ( btw she’s a fit and healthy 74 yr old ) I think it was the best fun she’d ever had..
The next day I was just a foggy mess and craved everything that I don’t like - like coffee, fruit- I couldn’t stop eating fruit and my dad was completely out of it still - he slept all day , mum was fine.
37 hours later , proper sleep from all 3 of us and I just feel like ive been hit by a bus and sort of still stoned - obviously I know I am not stoned lol!
But am still on a adrenaline high I think - as my heart is beating super fast -
I’m really worried because most everyone who suffers from some form of anxiety and smoked weed , made their anxiety worse - but I am just hoping because it was pure home grown plants that no nasty shit was put it - it’s usually the stuff off the streets people mess up on.
But my body is shaking still and head feels horrible and everything is making me jumpy.
Help!!
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