Loud chewers must die

**ggotch** · 22-11-17, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Loki

Don't care about noisy eaters, I was digging a small trench once, to run an armoured cable, this prick had brought his whole family out to watch me work, him, his wife & 3 kids. Had to quit, can't stand people watching over my shoulder

yeah i hate that,i used to drive some of the big big telehandlers n id be concentrating hard, lifting shit up 5 to 6 floors n id glance in my mirrors n see a bunch of yellow wellies(site visitors/managers etc) taking fucking pictures of me doing the lift,like a bunch of children on a zoo trip.

id have to stop,lean out of cab n tell them all to fk off,cant be doing with an audience me

had same up in the cranes but they cant hear you from up there so i used to stand near the railings n pretend i was having a piss,they soon fkd off

im a bag of nerves during heavy plant tests etc,hate being watched.

**i spy** · 24-11-17, 12:41 PM

pork scratchings in pubs, i love em but hate other folk eating them lol.

**Captain Beefheart** · 09-12-17, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by CannaCass

Is it bad that i actually dont mind the smell of my partners farts? not saying i love them... but eh, ive smelt worse

ewe dirty bugger bach............i`ll be chewing loudly later on + it wont be a kebab neither

**lipnobody** · 10-12-17, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

ewe dirty bugger bach............i`ll be chewing loudly later on + it wont be a kebab neither

chewing a sausage captn ??

**Captain Beefheart** · 10-12-17, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by lipnobody

chewing a sausage captn ??

na the fukin pillow tonight she`s smashed and a dead lump on the matress....if i shagged her i doubt she`d remember it apart from a sticky fanny in the morning see.... no point i mite watch a cock film tho.

**Captain Beefheart** · 10-12-17, 12:56 AM

lets call it saving my energy

unless she rubs her bum on me then shes aving a bit. see

The Aspie Toker · 10-12-17, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

na the fukin pillow tonight she`s smashed and a dead lump on the matress....if i shagged her i doubt she`d remember it apart from a sticky fanny in the morning see.... no point i mite watch a cock film tho.

This will get you into the mood.

**Medicalweed** · 07-01-18, 06:01 PM

Misophonia

I have it , it drives me cray cray (crazy), i havnt been able to go to the movies due to people rustling popcorn and sweet packets.

**CannaCass** · 09-01-18, 01:30 PM

Wow, I don't think I have it bad enough to not want to go to the cinema, but I have come very close to beating the crap out of people (eg: my own father, fucker chews louder than a train) because of it.