Ask M_C

[M_C]

Ask me the questions that you're too afraid to ask because you'll think you're stupid for asking

Just remember, it's a family forum

[Viz]

This like an agony aunt thing?

You know the kind.

Dear Lucy my boyfriend does not find me attractive any more what should I do?

Or a more serious kind of thing?

Why does my plant not produce 25oz of quality herb now that I grow under two CFL lights?

[Ironman]

This like an agony aunt thing?

You know the kind.



Or a more serious kind of thing?

Jeremy Kyle?

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[BackWoodsDrifter]

Back when we first get married me wife use to stroke it real hard like she be on a mission to get the white stuff over with real quick like but now that we older seems im the one doing all the paddling and the canoe don't get speed like it use too through rapids! Any suggestions pilgrim How do I get her to stroke it hard again?

BWD

[Blue]

Dear Deidre if I play with my breasts will they get any larger?

[M_C]

This like an agony aunt thing?

You know the kind.



Or a more serious kind of thing?

I think we all know where it will end up

Jeremy Kyle?

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Jerry Springer is the goal

Back when we first get married me wife use to stroke it real hard like she be on a mission to get the white stuff over with real quick like but now that we older seems im the one doing all the paddling and the canoe don't get speed like it use too through rapids! Any suggestions pilgrim How do I get her to stroke it hard again?

BWD

If she is leaving you to paddle your own canoe then I suggest you get another paddler in so that she can be reminded of how it is done

[M_C]

Dear Deidre if I play with my breasts will they get any larger?

Eating lots of pizza would have a more immediate effect

[Ironman]

Eating lots of pizza would have a more immediate effect

I've heard there are cookies that help with that.


https://youtu.be/2E8JahzpXvA
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[M_C]

I've heard there are cookies that help with that.


https://youtu.be/2E8JahzpXvA
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Those girls look like they need all the help that they can get!

However, the gold standard of pizza & deep fried Mars Bars have been helping women, without the need of surgical enhancement, for years

[Ironman]

Those girls look like they need all the help that they can get!

However, the gold standard of pizza & deep fried Mars Bars have been helping women, without the need of surgical enhancement, for years

It's the way you pull them 😂😂

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