Questions for Ironman.

[Macky]

I can ban his IP!

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He will have vpn.....

[Ironman]

He will have vpn.....

It's TorVPN not ThorVPN pmsl

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[Macky]

It's TorVPN not ThorVPN pmsl

?Sent from Thames Iron works?

No, it's Thorvpn, people are just scared to use his name in vain

[Trex]

Proton vpn for cell phones . I have a proton mail account also . End to end encryption especially if all parties are using it .

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[MonsterEnergy]

What's your most expensive diy accident to date??

[Ironman]

What's your most expensive diy accident to date??

Without being too big headed, I can't recall any expensive accidents. Painful accidents maybe lol.

I live my life by the 5 P's, that usually gets me out of any shit before I start smelling lol.

I once was erecting a new 6 foot tall wire fence for my dear old Nan. The green mesh type fencing that comes on a roll like chick wire. You just unroll it from post to post, pinning it in and then you cut it with wire cutters when you get to the end.

Sounds simple, I was doing about 50ft run down one side and 30 ft along the back. In the back corner of the garden there was a huge shed, about 14ft square with a 2ft gap around the shed between the fence. My nan like to store her old planters down there.

Anyway, I got started at the house end and worked my way towards the shed. Unrolling and pinning to each post as I go. I got to the 2ft gap and realised it was a bit tight but didnt think anything of it.

I got past the first 2 posts and in to the corner of the garden, completely hidden by the shed. I like to do things well if I'm doing them so I was really working hard at getting a nice 90 degree bend in the corner. I folded it back, pushed it into the wooden fence post and reached down for my nail gun. I got the gun pulled the safety trigger back and fired a 2 inch galvanised staple straight throw my hand and in to the post ffs.

I was about 20 at the time and I've broken many bones but this was the worst pain is ever felt.

I obviously screamed like a baby and hoped my nan had heard me, she didn't! I'm not sure exactly how long I was stuck behind the shed (I think it was about 2 hours) with my hand stapled to a post but it felt like days.

After shouting like a wild banshee I realised I was on my own and had to get my hand off the post myself. I had no tools near enough to reach but I could see everything I needed just out side the shed.

I tried firing more staples out to use as a tool to get the other staple off the post, that didn't work and made me bleed even more.

I tried wobbling the post out of the ground but it was in so deep and wasn't moving an inch. After a while trying to free myself I started to think that I was never going to get out of this. I sat down with my left hand raised up above my head, not to stop the bleeding but because I was stapled half way up the 6ft post PMSL.

I continued to shout but nobody heard me. After what seemed like hours I decided to use the staple gun to fire staples at the window of the neighbour directly behind my nans house. After 25 odd staples pinged off there lean too conservatory, the old boy came out and was looking all over the place, he could hear me but couldn't find me.

Eventually he realised what was going on and ran round to my nans to help me out. My nan was asleep in front of the telly and I was white as a sheet and lost a pint of blood PMSL.

He passed me a flat head screw driver and a block of wood and I prized my self away. A bit of glue and a tetanus shot later and I was back finishing the fence at the end of the week lol.

I'd forgotten about that, you've bought a smile to my wife's face now PMSL.

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[JamesJoyce]

Without being too big headed, I can't recall any expensive accidents. Painful accidents maybe lol.

I live my life by the 5 P's, that usually gets me out of any shit before I start smelling lol.

I once was erecting a new 6 foot tall wire fence for my dear old Nan. The green mesh type fencing that comes on a roll like chick wire. You just unroll it from post to post, pinning it in and then you cut it with wire cutters when you get to the end.

Sounds simple, I was doing about 50ft run down one side and 30 ft along the back. In the back corner of the garden there was a huge shed, about 14ft square with a 2ft gap around the shed between the fence. My nan like to store her old planters down there.

Anyway, I got started at the house end and worked my way towards the shed. Unrolling and pinning to each post as I go. I got to the 2ft gap and realised it was a bit tight but didnt think anything of it.

I got past the first 2 posts and in to the corner of the garden, completely hidden by the shed. I like to do things well if I'm doing them so I was really working hard at getting a nice 90 degree bend in the corner. I folded it back, pushed it into the wooden fence post and reached down for my nail gun. I got the gun pulled the safety trigger back and fired a 2 inch galvanised staple straight throw my hand and in to the post ffs.

I was about 20 at the time and I've broken many bones but this was the worst pain is ever felt.

I obviously screamed like a baby and hoped my nan had heard me, she didn't! I'm not sure exactly how long I was stuck behind the shed (I think it was about 2 hours) with my hand stapled to a post but it felt like days.

After shouting like a wild banshee I realised I was on my own and had to get my hand off the post myself. I had no tools near enough to reach but I could see everything I needed just out side the shed.

I tried firing more staples out to use as a tool to get the other staple off the post, that didn't work and made me bleed even more.

I tried wobbling the post out of the ground but it was in so deep and wasn't moving an inch. After a while trying to free myself I started to think that I was never going to get out of this. I sat down with my left hand raised up above my head, not to stop the bleeding but because I was stapled half way up the 6ft post PMSL.

I continued to shout but nobody heard me. After what seemed like hours I decided to use the staple gun to fire staples at the window of the neighbour directly behind my nans house. After 25 odd staples pinged off there lean too conservatory, the old boy came out and was looking all over the place, he could hear me but couldn't find me.

Eventually he realised what was going on and ran round to my nans to help me out. My nan was asleep in front of the telly and I was white as a sheet and lost a pint of blood PMSL.

He passed me a flat head screw driver and a block of wood and I prized my self away. A bit of glue and a tetanus shot later and I was back finishing the fence at the end of the week lol.

I'd forgotten about that, you've bought a smile to my wife's face now PMSL.

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Which horror movie is that mate ?
Omg, I would pass out probably and die there...

[MonsterEnergy]

damnnn that could have been real expensive though lool,
good job on getting the neighbours attention

reminds me of a bad joke,
Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the inn-keeper 3 nails and asks, can you put me up for the night?


Thanks for the story, had me cringing though, shit must have been crazy sore

[Macky]

weak, should have 127 hours that shit lmao

[WhIpLaSh]

Not for nothing but your wife is a sadist!
Nightmare stuff, man. Trying to play Jesus in the backyard