What you done today.......got knocked out by a plate.

[mellowed]

What stupidly simple things have you done that hurt today?

I was making a smoke on the kitchen side an decided to blow away the baccy I dropped so I bent down to blow it away quite quickly and forgot about the plate on the dishrack which smashed me in my face right across the top of my nose.

The offending plate next to where I made a smoke.


It made a big ass bang and made my legs buckle and I am sure I was on the verge of getting knocked out coz everything went black and wobbly as I sank to the floor.

Stupid Fuckin plate.

Big red line across my face now.

Stupid Fuckin plate.

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[jackthelad21]

What stupidly simple things have you done that hurt today?

I was making a smoke on the kitchen side an decided to blow away the baccy I dropped so I bent down to blow it away quite quickly and forgot about the plate on the dishrack which smashed me in my face right across the top of my nose.

The offending plate next to where I made a smoke.


It made a big ass bang and made my legs buckle and I am sure I was on the verge of getting knocked out coz everything went black and wobbly as I sank to the floor.

Stupid Fuckin plate.

Big red line across my face now.

Stupid Fuckin plate.

sent from my phone using my fingers.

pmsl i would have loved to see that lol not done nowt stupid myself yet but theres plenty time yet lol

[mellowed]

I do stupid thongs like this all the time.

A while ago I took a radiator off the wall an leaned it against my step ladders.......then feel off the stepladders an landed on the radiator smashing my knee then landed on the floor then the bloody radiator fell over onto me.

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[Sativa Steve]

Ouch, haven't done anything stupid today.... which is a first.

I've once exp that faint feeling you described though, when your legs go all jelly and you feel like your gonna chuck up. Not nice.

[Notorious WD]

what a thread!!!

loving how the blame goes to a stationary item and not the mobile stoner who was the one to blame

epic mate...

[Indica Daze]

Stupid Fuckin plate.

That is the best thing i've read all day! thanks dude for making me laugh

[Talpa]

What stupidly simple things have you done that hurt today?

I was making a smoke on the kitchen side an decided to blow away the baccy I dropped so I bent down to blow it away quite quickly and forgot about the plate on the dishrack which smashed me in my face right across the top of my nose.

The offending plate next to where I made a smoke.


It made a big ass bang and made my legs buckle and I am sure I was on the verge of getting knocked out coz everything went black and wobbly as I sank to the floor.

Stupid Fuckin plate.

Big red line across my face now.

Stupid Fuckin plate.

sent from my phone using my fingers.

I would have paid to see that. Done the same thing with a wire clothes line (not today) chasing an ex round the garden, forgot the line, jumped across for the short cut. WENT DOWN LIKE A SACK OF SHIT!! stars and all. Head made quite a big bang when i hit the concrete floor. Concusion the lot, short hospital trip to make sure I wasn't brain damaged. Could have saved them the problem I know i'm mental!!

[mellowed]

Lol. Mate I got loadz of stupid "INCIDENTS" like this. I would scare the shit out of any health and safety officer.

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[Bubbla]

I had to pick someone up at the Airport & as I left the house,the door slammed behind me....I realised my car keys & house keys were inside. So I had to wait till my Sis came round & then make a mad dash for LHR..

Doh !!

[blowpipe]

You wanna dump that plate man,after hurting you like that!I mean,how could you ever eat your food off it the same way ever again,knowing what it did...There`s plenty more plates n the cupboard mate.