A list of things that are pleasurable but NOT sexual.

**goochy** · 01-02-12, 01:43 PM

What do you guys get loads of pleasure from that aren't sexual?

I'll start with:

turning your pillow over to the cold side.
letting rip a massive fart.
pulling a massive bogey out.
a head massage.

Keep it going!

**_Whisperer** · 01-02-12, 01:48 PM

An Ice cold pint on a hot summer's evening after a hard day.
Speeding on an open country side road.
Having the perfect high off home grown weed after a stressful day at work!

**Boycie** · 01-02-12, 01:56 PM

A good nights sleeps pleasurable but not sexual unless you wet dream

**Grandad** · 01-02-12, 02:02 PM

strawberry crusha milkshake with ice cream straight after a bucket........pure bliss

**Poet** · 01-02-12, 02:16 PM

Sitting in the forrest with good friends, food, drink and something nice to smoke and some unmentionables to have a trippy time.

**MR Grumpy** · 01-02-12, 02:17 PM

Getting divorced

**THE DUDE ABIDES** · 01-02-12, 02:23 PM

Settling down to watch the first test match of the summer.
Warm beer of course.
Couple of bottles of red wine.
Big spliff.

All good things
TDA

**Broon_Troot** · 01-02-12, 02:23 PM

having a few races on gt5 while squeezing a bong in between every 2nd race! im pretty much baked by race 5 and cant drive for s**t lol

also getting a 180 at darts. doesnt happen to often but feels superb when it does! especially if i do it at my darts tourny night

**C21H30O2** · 01-02-12, 02:37 PM

sleep

321

**Tabbatha** · 01-02-12, 02:40 PM

Scratching my dry skin on my knees is - without any doubt - WAY more pleasurable than sex.

**_Whisperer** · 01-02-12, 02:47 PM

Oh my god! That reminded me! .....I had Athletes foot a couple of years back!! Itching that was utter pleasure!!

**azza** · 01-02-12, 02:50 PM

Spare of the moment adventures with friends normally planned drunk and high that involve sickies from work and last a few days

**psychocannanaut** · 01-02-12, 02:54 PM

getting out of suburbia.
being in the countryside/woods with a few buddies and some good smoke on a good summers day
(: ahhhhhhhhhhhh

**TC-UP** · 01-02-12, 03:08 PM

Wandering the fields with my dog and couple of smokes to keep me going.
Sitting in front of an open fire when its cold outside.
Sleeping in a caravan when it's raining outside.
A decent malt whiskey.
The smile on my grand daughters face when she realises that her auld grampy has cone to pick her up from school.

oh loads lol

TC-UP

**Tabbatha** · 01-02-12, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by _Whisperer

Oh my god! That reminded me! .....I had Athletes foot a couple of years back!! Itching that was utter pleasure!!

You know it.

It's like an orgasm on your skin

**Grandad** · 01-02-12, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Tabba

Scratching my dry skin on my knees is - without any doubt - WAY more pleasurable than sex.

lol i used to have athletes foot as a teenager and i'd floss between my toes with a sock until it went raw to satisfy the itch...then as it started to scab over, my dog would lick inbetween my toes....he'd actually pin my foot down with his paws and lick for up to an hour!(i guess it tasted nice)

i know this sounds dirty as fuck but it was like 10 orgasms at once the sensation of cold,wet,tickling and scratching all at one time........ah they were the days lmao

**Tabbatha** · 01-02-12, 03:23 PM

So.. what you're saying, dearest LJS, is that you received oral pleasure - complete with sexual gratification - from your dog? YOUDAMAN

**Anonymiss** · 01-02-12, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Long John Silverhaze

it was like 10 orgasms at once the sensation of cold,wet,tickling and scratching all at one time

There are people who'd pay good money for that sort of thing (apparently!).

**Grandad** · 01-02-12, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Tabba

So.. what you're saying, dearest LJS, is that you received oral pleasure - complete with sexual gratification - from your dog? YOUDAMAN

it would appear i'm a self confessed sick cunt! i do appologise.

**Tabbatha** · 01-02-12, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Long John Silverhaze

it would appear i'm a self confessed sick cunt! i do appologise.

Hey no probs.. . it takes one to know one

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