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    Hey all.
    My 8 year old son is well on to me.
    My own fault I know. He caught me in my. Drobe a few times now the ltl fkr
    I told him it is tobacco. Hmmm
    Time for extra stealthy time
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    time for a lock
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    yeah my door is always locked even when I am not growing.

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    you have fucked up, now he's going to go around telling everyone daddy grows tobacco in the wardrobe with a really bright light
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    This is what i fear when my girl grows up and starts school....


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    teacher "what did your family do last week end johnny?"

    johnny " i found my daddy with his head in a wardrobe that has plants with bright lights it, and it smells funny miss"

    teacher "does he smoke big long fags that smell funny johnny?"

    johnny "yes all the time miss!


    teacher on phone "hello is that social services?"

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    my mate used to call them daddys little monsters to his young lad, 1 day at school they were readin a story about a monster,and he said,the little lad, my dad keeps his monsters in a tent with a bright light on them,lucky the teatcher was understanding phoned my mate and told him in no unsurtan turms get rid of the plants,really true story

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    Lol i must say i had a lock put on my groom door.... my 12 year old is a snoopin ratbag!!!!

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    The problem with teenagers is they want to bring friends around and possibly when your not in.

    Very dodgy times growing with kids in the house of all ages, its risky and dangerous

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    get a lock onit before he figures out how to make finger hash!
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    yup I got a lock on my box and I lock the door anytime i am in messin with my plants.When they are teens its worse cuz now you have to worry about plants getting trimmed or stolen all together,plus they cant keep theyre mouths shut .I can just see my step daughter telling her friends My stepdad grows dank weed,Im gonna try to nick some for us to partay!. I of course take too many precautions cuz I know both of mine are already weed advocates. 22 and almost 15 its a pain in the arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynodave View Post
    my mate used to call them daddys little monsters to his young lad, 1 day at school they were readin a story about a monster,and he said,the little lad, my dad keeps his monsters in a tent with a bright light on them,lucky the teatcher was understanding phoned my mate and told him in no unsurtan turms get rid of the plants,really true story
    i told my kids about retro-active abortions ...that was a long time ago,they better put me in a good home!
    Well, I've pondered with reality for years, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
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    haha been there mate ............. about 3 years ago i fired some plants in the loft .... my kids were 4 and 5 at the time .......... they noticed the light around the loft hatch ..... pulled a five draw chest underneath the hatch, climbed up and opened it ....... " dads growing chilli plants in the loft " .......................... " their beautiful " ....... they then told the ex inlaws about dads beautiful plants in the loft .... i packed it all in for a good 2 years and would never be so stupid again .... i now have a 15kg weight on the loft hatch...... but i also have a proper groom now , no no light leaks etc ..... be careful fella

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    its a bloody night mare my oldist 8 now and always asking questions and worse bit she gans to her dads at weekend who is a giant cock if she says owt he would use it against me but on plus side the junkies these days aloud to shoot up and still have there kids so what harm is being wasted

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    dont matter how many locks how well you hide it if your kids know your upto something there no place you can hide it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greeneyes5 View Post
    Lol i must say i had a lock put on my groom door.... my 12 year old is a snoopin ratbag!!!!

    sent from my brain using the force.....
    me 2 no mess is 13 years old and snooper,gets it of me i sopose

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    One of my kids seen a light coming from a growdrobe I used to use. I told her I was checking lights that I was fixing for a friend, (am always tinkering at stuff - and telling them I am tinkering at stuff when I am with the ladies), so showed her a couple of house lights that I had put in while I hid the plants elsewhere. First and last time my kid saw anything.

    I am really careful now as the whole "yes teacher the plants my daddy grows do have leaves shaped like the ones the policeman has in his picture" could get very real very quickly. I now 'go visit my friend' in the evening if I am out with the ladies. I moved all to the garage and keep the house clear of growing. Figure if I get a knock it wont be so bad if I have taken plenty of precautions to 'protect' the kids - locked door, not in house, kids unaware, etc.

    Stay safe man and I understand your annoyance!

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    For those that are in denial, its a dangerous game dont underestimate a lil ens intelligence

    Lock them out & keep them out "better safe then sorry"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budmore View Post
    For those that are in denial, its a dangerous game dont underestimate a lil ens intelligence

    Lock them out & keep them out "better safe then sorry"
    i have built a room outside to house the child from when he can start speaking, I have a installed bars on the window and a lock on the door, the kids not going nowhere without my say so

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