kids grrr

[humblepie]

You lot are still under estimating your kids if you ask me... a sneaky little 12 year old humble pie would have waited till you were out n found the key in 5 mins flat! and if the key wasn't found a bobby pin would be coming out or the hinges would be coming off.....miss spent youth maybe??

[nuube]

i have built a room outside to house the child from when he can start speaking, I have a installed bars on the window and a lock on the door, the kids not going nowhere without my say so

Well take it from one who knows - make sure there is heat in it. If social service come round and find your child locked in a room dying of hypothermia it tends to get awkward........................well it did for me!

[L]

Shit this thread just reminded me of my first grow. My younger sister some how got hold of a massive 11 spiked leaf off my grow (must have just got stuck to me and fell of when exiting the attic) that was bigger than my face, and she was going to take it in to school for show and tell and tell everyone about how I grow tomatoes chillies and peppers in the attic lol no joke! I really was growing the latter 3 at the same time but still I do not know how I got out of that one completely unscathed.

[Forest]

i have built a room outside to house the child from when he can start speaking, I have a installed bars on the window and a lock on the door, the kids not going nowhere without my say so

what a awesome idea, plus the heater addon from nuube i see the thinking there if they are under 5!

mine are 13 and 15, am i to later to implement this idea? umm!

[nuube]

what a awesome idea, plus the heater addon from nuube i see the thinking there if they are under 5!

mine are 13 and 15, am i to later to implement this idea? umm!

Different kettle of fish I am afraid - even if you build a room outside the incessant complaining from teens is sure to attract more of them - since they are a herd animal. Unfortunately as I have already mentioned Social Services take a dim view of child abuse, (and not just sexual but apparently now it is seen as emotional abuse to scream at your children they are usless and have destroyed your life - well that's what the manager of ASDA told me at the checkout last night when I had to have a little word with my eldest).

In a case where teens are involved there are more subtle techniques - are the kids male? If so very easy hand them a porn mag and teach them to masturbate - chances are you wont see much of them for the next 6/7 years.

If female it will be more difficult although not impossible. Like all women they just need to have enough house work to keep them occupied. As we all know the female brain is very complicated and needs to focus on several different things at once if to be kept fully occupied. I like to make sure Mrs nuube has plenty of house work to keep her happy, (don't women just love cleaning), and I hit her on the back on the head, (less chance of marks been seen), to keep her focused - may I suggest a slap every 45 - 55 mins I found that as a good system. If you have a copy of some 'real life' drivel like X-factor or the rest then their wee brains melt and they can focus on nothing.

Good luck Forest, hope the tips help.

[Forest]

really? shit im fucked then ive got the girl type. two of the worst ones you can have , if you have just boys , its just two pricks to worry at, ! ive got thousands of pricks to worry about with girls! damn

all women like to clean ? i wish that was the case m8 you must have must good breeding stock there ,

and mine come from poor breeding stock sadly , cos the mother has faulty genes, she wont work properly, talks back far to often , she doesnt like to clean or do much of anything! all though the cooking skills are quite good , but ive taught that in to her at great pain to my self i might add !

the offspring are far worse! they dont do much of anything good at all they just gather in groups in the front garden, the calling from these two ( high pitched giggling, fighting and swearing) attracts others from the surrounding areas and they come in droves and make a mess on the garden, smoking , littering and giggle/swear loudly !
im at my wits end! here any advice will be gratefully received,
im seriously considering re homing them, but it proving hard to do , i could just have the sterilised or put down but im not sure im aloud to do that ?

in the house they are just as badly behaved,the bathroom is rarely empty and always a mess with make up etc. paper from the sanitary towels they use just thrown on the floor!, the bedrooms and just about every where have some sort of mess from these horrible animals. they think they know it all (the worst sort of traits to have i believe )

the slap system seems the best option but they are quick mahybe to quick for me ! perhaps i can get them to leave of their own accord? is that even possible?

the 15 y old mare now has packets of contraception pills !!! oh dear more trouble from failed boyfriends

! its not right they can get these without some sort of notification to the parents so we know whats going on

kidds grrrr!

[nuube]

really? shit im fucked then ive got the girl type. two of the worst ones you can have , if you have just boys , its just two pricks to worry at, ! ive got thousands of pricks to worry about with girls! damn

Ah man I know. I just hope my girls end up lesbians - it will be the only way I will survive the dating scene with them.

all women like to clean ? i wish that was the case m8 you must have must good breeding stock there ,

and mine come from poor breeding stock sadly , cos the mother has faulty genes, she wont work properly, talks back far to often , she doesnt like to clean or do much of anything! all though the cooking skills are quite good , but ive taught that in to her at great pain to my self i might add !

Forest mate this is typical of modern man. The fault does not lie with your Mrs. You are the problem!! When was the last time you thrashed her within an inch of her life? I would hazard a guess that it has not been recently. Women need to be kept in their place. Other wise you get the likes of Maggie Thatcher. Is that what you want for your family? Get beating and save yourself and the rest of the planet a lot of grief.

the offspring are far worse! they dont do much of anything good at all they just gather in groups in the front garden, the calling from these two ( high pitched giggling, fighting and swearing) attracts others from the surrounding areas and they come in droves and make a mess on the garden, smoking , littering and giggle/swear loudly !
im at my wits end! here any advice will be gratefully received,
im seriously considering re homing them, but it proving hard to do , i could just have the sterilised or put down but im not sure im aloud to do that ?

No apparently abortion after the age of 5 is considered murder! So much for living in the 'free' western world! If we were in China the girls could very easily be taken care of, (even if we lived in Africa Madonna could adopt them).

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n the house they are just as badly behaved,the bathroom is rarely empty and always a mess with make up etc. paper from the sanitary towels they use just thrown on the floor!, the bedrooms and just about every where have some sort of mess from these horrible animals. they think they know it all (the worst sort of traits to have i believe )

Oh dosen't sound good mate. Normally when things get that far very little can bring them back. Have you considered suicide? It may be your only option at this stage.

the slap system seems the best option but they are quick mahybe to quick for me ! perhaps i can get them to leave of their own accord? is that even possible?

It is difficult that but you could start sleazing on their mates. It could embarrass them enough to stop taking more around, but it might not get them to go. Sorry I have no real advice on that one.

the 15 y old mare now has packets of contraception pills !!! oh dear more trouble from failed boyfriends

! its not right they can get these without some sort of notification to the parents so we know whats going on

kidds grrrr!

On the plus side contraception means no new kids for YOU to look after.

[nuube]

OK forest I have put in an emergency call to a few experts in the field they are very concerned at your situation and will be with you as soon as you PM me a safe addy that you can all meet up at. I have enclosed a picture so you will recognise them:

[bubbs]

lmao, nuube seriously!!!! girls are easy just bribe them with nice things... make up, soap and glory, lush, clothes they really wont be interested in your shit

[nuube]

lmao, nuube seriously!!!! girls are easy just bribe them with nice things... make up, soap and glory, lush, clothes they really wont be interested in your shit

The female of the species scares me. I have never fully understood them with their strange ways and mad ideas. Mrs nuube hypnotised or brainwashed me which ended up with marriage and kids and all that. I still don't know how I got here!