Strangest place you've had sex....

**deniro** · 04-05-12, 10:56 PM

i had a wank up a tree ounce, does that count? loverlly view though :/

**Mr-Lover** · 04-05-12, 11:07 PM

I Remember Banging a Bird In Tesco Car Park!
What a Messy Night!

**mrscott** · 04-05-12, 11:58 PM

In a cave.
Up a tree.
In a tunnel underground.
Back of a Sierra in Swansea.
Mental hospital visiting my ex.
On a hill overlooking a mental hospital in Essex.
Mostly the living room since then.

**Ganesha** · 05-05-12, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by mrscott

In a cave.
Up a tree.
In a tunnel underground.
Back of a Sierra in Swansea.
Mental hospital visiting my ex.
On a hill overlooking a mental hospital in Essex.
Mostly the living room since then.

That's almost a Dr Seuss poem. Well done MrScott. Very good effort.

**LBN** · 05-05-12, 04:04 AM

in the front bucket of a JCB, it was the only dry place around (for a while anyway lol) it was the best sex we had in yesrs.

for a few years the strangest place we had sex was in ower own bed, we always had one or too of our kids laying side ways across our bed.

**TC-UP** · 05-05-12, 05:07 AM

Stood up in an alley, just off a main street in York city centre. 10 o'clock on a Sat night.

Not the place, but one occasion was strange as hell. Picked a bud up in a pub, was shagging her back at her bedsit with the immigration banging on the door looking for her ex. After them pulsing off we ended up in a fearsome with her neighbours, a skin head and the dirtyist little punk bitch you ever could meet.
What a blast that night ended up being.

TC-UP

**lordofangels** · 05-05-12, 05:14 AM

York train station waiting room at about 3 in the morning.
numerous pub/club toilets (perk of been a doorman at the time)
disused railway line up against a tree.

**psychocannanaut** · 05-05-12, 10:50 AM

In My Nans Bed :O! lmao
,Miss The Old Days Still

ahh mate, didnt need to share that

**old skool toker** · 05-05-12, 11:14 AM

in a life boat on a ferry,on the way to france,what better place for some seamen

**Grandad** · 05-05-12, 11:21 AM

in me bum.

**dank** · 05-05-12, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by Ganesha

I thought dogging was supposed to be public? Part of the thrill & that?

Yeh but if the cops come were effed lol

Sent from my mind telepathically.........

5 · 05-05-12, 02:11 PM

In the luggage compartment of a boeing 777. Wait no, thats a lie.

Does a wank in a 747's toilet count? mile high solo club or something.

**_Whisperer** · 05-05-12, 02:35 PM

The last relationship I had was one of those ones that was never meant to last, just a mad hot frenzy for a few months! the best evening I remember was when we went to possibly the smallest Chinese restaurant you've ever seen! It was early when we went in, only one other couple in there! after starters we nipped down to the lady's for a quicky, and after the main for a longy!!! I'm pretty sure the other couple and the kitchen staff knew what was going on... but you gotta take these opportunities in life