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    Default How long do Lab random drug test resaults take to come back?

    I had a amazon random drug test last Wednesday and i still havent heard anything, how long does it usally take?

    Im guessing if i dont hear anything then iv passed it.

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    Maybe they are preparing your resignation?

    All tests I have had in the past they have let me know that I have passed, although now if they did it I know I would fail but my current job does not require them.

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    I got done a few years ago at a place i was subcontracted out to.
    The first thing was a dip strip .................. obviously tested positive and i told the nurse that came in to do it that it would be positive before even giving the sample (not that i gave 2 flying fucks anyway)

    sample was sealed up and sent to the lab for testing to confirm ............ waste of time i told her but never mind, away it went

    took about 2 weeks for the lab results to come back and i was asked to leave the premises

    The facility manager and my immediate line supervisor argued with the QHSE department on my behalf but they (QHSE people)were determined that i was a danger in the workplace etc.etc. and had to go with NRB marked on my file.

    Last thing i did before leaving was to take a few photos of some serious breaches of safety rules and sent them on to the local HSE office with a report on what kind of place it was. (didn't even make it anonymous) Sometimes my job involves sending reports to them anyway so wasnt much difference anyway.

    end result........... my boss was happy (50p/hour payrise happy) i was out of that site and back to doing ad-hoc work because he was happier for me to have a spliff or 2 at night instead of the 200mg tramadol that was the alternative.
    HSE fined the company £25k after an investigation on the back of my report

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    It's nice to know hooter is a grass and should be tip toed around on these forums lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by newtothctalk View Post
    It's nice to know hooter is a grass and should be tip toed around on these forums lol

    Yup if it means people will be able to go home to their families every night after work I got no problem with that.


    Why? do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzo111 View Post
    I had a amazon random drug test last Wednesday and i still havent heard anything, how long does it usally take?

    Im guessing if i dont hear anything then iv passed it.
    About 5 mins if you shove em a quarter of skunk.

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    what I wanna know is who is drug testing the drug testers?and where can I get a job as a drug tester? lol

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    LOL thx guys didnt expect such great posts.

    Well it was done last wednesday and im back in work tommorow.

    I know people who have been randomly tested and never got back their results back.

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    Well still havent heard anything some guy took cocaine a week before his test and passed but got caught for alchohol and weed.

    Soo.... I think the weed is all i have to worry about tbh crossing my fingers.

    Some guy got his results 2 weeks after his drug test so thats probably when il hear something if i dont hear anything after that I think im safe.

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