Looking like shit, Literally

[GBK]

For quite some years now I have been growing Lilly's, There not quite ready but they are gonna be beauties


These are what they will look like, Bare with me !!


Now I have been noticing that the leaves have been getting eaten, Not only that, but im finding they are shitting all over my Lilly's too.




Now after a closer inspection I think I found the culprit.


I think to my self, that's a lot of shit for such a small bug.


Well after a bit more time I see some of the shit on the leaves start to move, Low and behold, the shit are the bugs, Now im gobsmacked, why the hell would you disguise your self as a lump of shit.


Unbelievable really, what a disguise, Any one ever seen these before ?






This is what they look like before they disguise them self like a pile of shit.




Now ive seen a fair few insects with cleaver disguises, Stick insects that look like twigs and some that look like leave, never have I seen one imitate a pile of shit.

Check out my garden spider, He needs some sun !!!

[Donzo]

sorry to here this buddie but fuck me those pics are ab fab matey. hope you get those little fockers well and truely fockered.

you see what happens when you threaten to stop growing for a while, bad things happen.

Seriously hope you get that sorted mate.

[GBK]

Some crazy shit them bugs Im afraid i couldnt handle it any more, Just started another grow this week, So i made it 3 weeks without growing, Oh yer !!!!

[up2nogood]

I had those buggers on my Giant lilies and they destroyed it.twats they are lol

[Donzo]

i new you woudnt last GBK. lol.

[GBK]

I had those buggers on my Giant lilies and they destroyed it.twats they are lol

What the hell are they ? They are making a right mess at the moment, Just wonder if the usual bug off spray will have any affect.

[GBK]

i new you woudnt last GBK. lol.

Ha, It was a pretty poor performance I must say, But had real problems sleeping, as its all I thought about, and what I want to grow next, So so many strains I want to grow, and im not getting any younger, I just couldn't wait

[jef]

Great disguise though who's gonna eat u when u look like a pile of crap ha.
Excellent pics though like a mini nature programme

[up2nogood]

What the hell are they ? They are making a right mess at the moment, Just wonder if the usual bug off spray will have any affect.

These are called "Red Lilly Beetle" wonder why lol

[up2nogood]

Red lily beetle

Red Lily Beetle - very pretty but very destructive. Can kill Lily plants by eating all the leaves and flowers. This insect was only recently introduced to the UK back in the 1920s and in the last 15 years it has become a serious problem.

[Steppa]

Lily beetles! is what they are! Seriously check out
rhs.org.uk/Science/Plant-pests/Lily-beetle
They are takin over across the country! they like the snake head plants too!
you gotta watch them cos when you go to grab em they drop off and make a run for it!
Bloody nightmare I think the only thing that eats them is a type of killer wasp?
Can't be too sure tho!
Easy now1 Steppa.

[GBK]

Great disguise though who's gonna eat u when u look like a pile of crap ha.
Excellent pics though like a mini nature programme

Little Fockers, Im gonna have to hand pic them off, Nice, shitty fingers

These are called "Red Lilly Beetle" wonder why lol

Cheers for that.

Red lily beetle

Red Lily Beetle - very pretty but very destructive. Can kill Lily plants by eating all the leaves and flowers. This insect was only recently introduced to the UK back in the 1920s and in the last 15 years it has become a serious problem.

No way, Thats mad, 1st time ive ever noticed them, Thanks again up2, Im on it tomorrow.

Lily beetles! is what they are! Seriously check out
rhs.org.uk/Science/Plant-pests/Lily-beetle
They are takin over across the country! they like the snake head plants too!
you gotta watch them cos when you go to grab em they drop off and make a run for it!
Bloody nightmare I think the only thing that eats them is a type of killer wasp?
Can't be too sure tho!
Easy now1 Steppa.

Ive never seen anything quite like it, Thanks for the info, Will this do ?

[up2nogood]

No way, Thats mad, 1st time ive ever noticed them, Thanks again grub, Im on it tomorrow.

There is only one UP2 and only one Grub..
second time in 3 days you called me Grub

[C21H30O2]

would hate to be one of those espically knowing i was born out my moms shit

[GBK]

No way, Thats mad, 1st time ive ever noticed them, Thanks again grub, Im on it tomorrow.

There is only one UP2 and only one Grub..
second time in 3 days you called me Grub

Yep, And i feel like a right cock, again !!!

[up2nogood]

lol no worries..I used to get Grub and blury mixed up years ago..

[Donzo]

would hate to be one of those espically knowing i was born out my moms shit

i would hate to be one of them tomorrow when GBK gives them a right focking over.

[GBK]

lol no worries..I used to get Grub and blury mixed up years ago..

I think its hereditary, Me mum used to call me all my brothers names, befor she called me by my correct name Sorry man, I can be a dumb arss sometimes (MOST TIMES)

i would hate to be one of them tomorrow when GBK gives them a right focking over.

Wait till I fock that shit of my lilies, Your looking at conan the bug destroyer

[chillyerboots]

Richard Attenborough should employ you as a photographer on one of his programmes GBK. That was brilliant mate. Those bugs are proper little shits though eh?

[GBK]

Richard Attenborough should employ you as a photographer on one of his programmes GBK. That was brilliant mate. Those bugs are proper little shits though eh?

Ha, Cheers Chillyer, Them are just the weirdest things ive seen, especially in my own garden. I prefer Sir David Attenborough, 50 years this man has spoke his voice, I think the man is amazing. One day hay