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    As a massive insomniac I'm up most up the night so I might as well start a blog.

    Theres numerous reasons for this but the biggest and most compelling (for me anyway) is that I've never done one before.

    Some of the topics I'll be writing about are:

    Aristotle
    Shakespeare
    Chomsky
    Bertrand Russell
    Critical theory
    Linguists
    Semiotics
    Quantum theory
    Political philosophy
    Evolution
    Marxism
    Postmodernism
    Nietzsche
    Budda
    Dickens
    Existentialism
    Classical music
    Feminism
    Jung
    Machiavelli
    Fractal Geometry

    But mostly I'll be writing nonsense,things such as:

    A beginners guide to celebrities with deformed limbs..

    1. Jeremy Beadle
    2. Her who played Demise in Coronation Street,she was stalked by Don Brennan.

    Going to make a coffee,back soon....

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    I need some new slippers

    I could ask Pamela or as there cheap one of the life to buy me a pair for Christmas

    Then again that could be a dangerous,costly error of judgement.

    I'm almost certain to get a pair with a cartoon character on such as Homer Simpson or Mr.Happy

    (I wonder if Fred West's bought him slippers like that,very inappropriate really)

    The t.v is on

    It's a music channel called Bliss... We built this city on rock n' roll

    All a massive improvement all this media,all i had in the 80's was the radio

    (and that was mostly phone ins,total bastards ringing in to complain yhat they neighbours fence was too high and the council won't do anything about it,fucktards)

    Gonna have a smoke.

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    Theres freedom writing a blog (wonder where that word originates from.. blog..it sounds Klingon,Jesus I hate Star Trek)

    These ramblings will be littered with spelling mistakes,poor grammer and general fuck ups.

    Glad we've got a new postman,the last one Ronnie was a total arsehole I only pretended to like him so he didn't hijack/discard our mail in some bush somewhere.

    Mail ?

    That's an Americanism !

    When did I start using that ?

    I'll be calling the boot of the car a 'trunk' before to long.
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    LOL. Carry on mate imnpissing my self reading this ! Your got some weird shit flowing through that head of yours !
    Keep it up !
    Peace
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    Fun stuff, Sid

    And in case you want to know...
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    blog (wonder where that word originates from
    It's a contraction of web log.

    Interestingly (perhaps), there are also other meanings: In the late-1800s it was used as term for a servant in a college. Later, in the 1960s, the term Joe Bloggs came along, perhaps with roots in the 'servant' meaning. There's some conjecture that these two meanings both stem from 'bloke'.

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    Hahahahahaha Quality

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    Today I discovered that Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.

    Various biographers,including those who knew the dictator intimately,record his passion for Bavarian sausages.

    Nor was he an Atheist

    He said in 'Mein Kampf' 1925

    "I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off Jews,I am doing the Lords work"

    Apparently he used the same sort of words on a speech to the Reichstag on 1933.

    I spilt Orange juice on the carpet and didn't clean it up properly and now the carpets sticky.

    I'll wait till neither of the kids are around,so they cant deny it and then ill blame one of them.
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    But without Hitler we wouldn't have Fanta

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta

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    hahahhahaha, that is all..

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