ello everyone, wer 2 start lol its got to of been well ova a year ago, me and my 3 m8s wer in his car, we had just picked up half ounce for our sunday night sesion, like a tit the dealer had given us 9 wrapped up £10 bags. we thought nothing of it, we drove off 2 get a few on at my m8s n drivin down a country lane the filth pulled us over, 2 volvos 1 infront and 1 behind boxed us in, i shit myself n put the 'bag of bags' under the seat.
They could blatantly smell the weed, even tho we all lit fags up and i dnt even smoke them lol they made us get out and searched the car, low and behold they found it, me being the only 1 wivout a record had to own up 2 it, made up a ryt load of shit n filled in all this paperwork and signed at the bottom, they said it was my lucky night cuz ther had been a burgalry near by so they didnt have time for us haha anyways,
not so long back i made my missus drive 2 a nearby cinema c arpark so i could have a quick dubey, my fukin luck the old bill dump ther car infront of us, smelt weed n tht was it, the sarcastic 3 ft tall porky took my details and warned if id been in trouble b4 im going to the cells, i explained i got caught with 'half a spliff' in a diferent district n she says well we will c, came back over her radio i had no uva cautions or records so that means the other coppers either got rid of my £90 worth, or they went home n had 1 big fuck off sesion haha peace
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