If I was the Prime Minister for a day I would..

[vapour]

Seems to be a few of us in the dumps today, so on a positive tone lets stop moaning about things and say how we would fix them. If your out of the UK then just use your imagination....lol

Ok I'll go first...


I'd legalise cannabis so that the police could stop wasting time on it, free them up to chase real criminals.

[mellowed]

Sit back an chill and get as many claims for expenses in as possible for the days work lol.

And making beating to death paedophiles with rubber dildos a national sport.

[stonedbunny]

i would load a gun and shoot the cunts that will be back in charge tomorrow

[goodbuddy]

I'd introduce a points based immigration system, alongside a 12months benefits entitlement max for assylum seekers, along with a 10yrs criminal rejection of immigrants, so if they screw up they're straight out of here, no appeals, that's the deal they contractually sign to get in....

[l2ampag3]

I'd introduce a points based immigration system, alongside a 12months benefits entitlement max for assylum seekers, along with a 10yrs criminal rejection of immigrants, so if they screw up they're straight out of here, no appeals, that's the deal they contractually sign to get in....

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[vapour]

I'd introduce a points based immigration system, alongside a 12months benefits entitlement max for assylum seekers, along with a 10yrs criminal rejection of immigrants, so if they screw up they're straight out of here, no appeals, that's the deal they contractually sign to get in....

I would like to work with the other countries to secure a better standard of living for everyone, then there would be no immigrants just tourist's but unfortunately I only have one day to do it in.

[Dr Scrogger]

Where to start....

I'd close the borders to all immigrants and deport the ones that are already in the uk
I'd legalize weed immediately and sit on the doorstep of number 10 gettin high with the coppers on the door.
I'd tell the UN to go fuck themselves and call Obama and tell him if he does'nt legalize weed on a federal level the UK will be invading which should be a piece of piss once they take guns away from the public.
I'd also send a nuke to korea, afganistan, and iraq.... Problem solved.
Then I'd phone the world bank and let them know we wont be paying back our debt and will be printing our own currency from now on.
I'd hire all you guys to work in the UKs first legal ganja factory growing plants to be used for medicine, hempcrete, plastics, clothes and whatever else will create jobs for the sheeple of the uk.

[WanderinBloke]

I'd have Tony Blair charged with war crimes

[duke1]

ino its boring but id scrap the bedroom tax!but only after id legalised growing pot and put a rocket up the arses of the big pharmas to make proper cannabis medicine free to anyone who would benefit.

[Vetran]

Where to start....

I'd close the borders to all immigrants and deport the ones that are already in the uk
I'd legalize weed immediately and sit on the doorstep of number 10 gettin high with the coppers on the door.
I'd tell the UN to go fuck themselves and call Obama and tell him if he does'nt legalize weed on a federal level the UK will be invading which should be a piece of piss once they take guns away from the public.
I'd also send a nuke to korea, afganistan, and iraq.... Problem solved.
Then I'd phone the world bank and let them know we wont be paying back our debt and will be printing our own currency from now on.
I'd hire all you guys to work in the UKs first legal ganja factory growing plants to be used for medicine, hempcrete, plastics, clothes and whatever else will create jobs for the sheeple of the uk.

I'm with you let's go lol

[jumpman233345]

If I was the Prime Minister for a day I would not be a twat!!!

[Strider]

I would order all the MP's and Lords to travel to their constituencies and walk about meeting and justifying themselves to the people.....without a private car and without an escort, police and ambulance services would be ordered to get drunk, I'd have the SBS shoot anyone who tried to interfere with my plans and mount their heads on pikes

and everyone will love me for it.

I will also appoint Price Philip and Norman Tebbit as my slap headed zombie gestapo bodyguards

[vanbobble]

If i were prime minister for a day i would open up the borders, start giving out free £50 notes to any johny foreigner that wanted one.. and then sit back and watch everyone on here have a good old moan about it!!!

.. only joking!

[mc6pack]

Dissolve the Monarchy and take their money.
Put a cap on wealth and bring in a wealth distribution act.
Kick out all immigrants from the past 5 years.
Bring back the death penalty for pedo's and rapists.
Legalise weed and release the stoners !
Improve the child care system x10 and make bad parenting a prisonable offence.
Ban indoctrination.

lemme think of some more...

[Strider]

If i were prime minister for a day i would open up the borders, start giving out free £50 notes to any johny foreigner that wanted one.. and then sit back and watch everyone on here have a good old moan about it!!!

.. only joking!

I'd love to watch that actually, just for the terrified expressions of shopkeepers trying to deal with non native english speakers (Ie dodgy furriners) trying to use £50's to pay for stuff

(as an aside, we certainly don't ALL have a daily mail enoch powell attitude towards immigration, we have nice people here too, don;t forget about us :P)

[stonedbunny]

I'd love to watch that actually, just for the terrified expressions of shopkeepers trying to deal with non native english speakers (Ie dodgy furriners) trying to use £50's to pay for stuff

(as an aside, we certainly don't ALL have a daily mail enoch powell attitude towards immigration, we have nice people here too, don;t forget about us :P)

just give them Scottish notes as well and watch the shopkeepers get even more confused lol

[babybud3232]

mine would be simple legalize medical grows in the uk

[jimmi420]

Iff i could do one thing id plough all the vcash from the sale of 4g into rebuilding affordable homes and social housing too 50/50 , to restart the economy like we did after the war, its the building game thats dragging us down and not performing at the mo. Fucking Cameron aint gotta clue, pfffff.

[greenthumb123]

I would take from the rich and give to the poor until everyone has an equal share.

Legalise cannabis and immediately ban tobacco+ alchohol

Give EXTRA help to all the people recently made redundant. I hate the way society is being led like sheep into hating them for being unemployed!!

Open up all empty public buildings to house the homeless.


Final act as Prime Minister would be to outlaw politics!!!

[nuube]

just give them Scottish notes as well and watch the shopkeepers get even more confused lol

Just produce a Bank of Ireland £10 and watch the confusion spread as you try to explain that the STERLING written clearly on it is the currency they use!

OK PM for a day:

Legalise all drugs with the provision that they are:
*restricted to over 21's, (as best as possible),
*for each substance you buy, (from a licensed 'shop') you must produce a certificate confirming that you have completed a test on the effects, dose and harm reduction methods of said substance
*Certificate revoked if involved in criminal activity under the influence of said substance

Stiffer penalties for violent crimes and so called white collar crimes.
All banker that work for public owned banks to return bonuses immediately and private ones til the end of the week.
Put the Stormont politicians on trial with their British counterparts for crimes against the people.
All peados forced hard labour.
Cut armed forces and use money for education and health.
All politicians to be paid minimum wage.
Investment in internet to more rural areas.
Money for green energies.
Sign arrest warrants for Bush/Blair/creators of any 'reality' TV show.
Get some emergency legislation through that I could rule forever

In reality I would have to grease up me arse and take it from Big Pharma et al!