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  1. 20-03-17, 10:18 PM #5861
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    I was thinking the other day ...

    So I shouted, "Thomeone help! I can't thwim!"
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    a little gypsy girl is trying to put some knickers on and she doesn't know what way they go around, so she asks her mother and she says " how many times do I have to tell you, yellow at the front and brown at the back".
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    Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
    Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
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    Whats the difference between a Star Wars fan and an egg...
    An egg gets laid.

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    I went to my local zoo the other day... they only had 1 dog.
    So i went on trip advisor and said it was a shitzu.

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    Ikea are now selling beds just for lesbians,
    No nuts or screws, just tongue and groove!

    "Bees don't waste time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit."
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    The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died.

    His family are taking it really hard
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    I fucking hate my job, quality control at the strobe-light factory.

    I'm busy working like a cunt, and everyone else is just fucking standing still.
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    I've just played the Liverpool edition of Monopoly.

    The car had its wheels missing.
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    I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer and said, "I want to sue the airline."

    "You don't have much of a case," he replied.
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