1000 things to do when stoned

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Come on let's make a 1000 things to do when stoned, I'll start:

1) Learn How To Beatbox (http://www.humanbeatbox.com/Lessons)

[LAL]

2:have a mix or a scratch on my technic 1210's aND my pioneer djm707

[slim_tim]

3) Then after mixing you can learn how to rave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0746Edaolz8

[Grape101]

4. Have amazing sex...

[lewiboy]

my favorite, absolutley nothing!

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5) Listen to some immense Jungle/Ragga

[Bitterfly]

6) get several snails. stick them on top of each other to make a 'snail tower'


it's really fun trust me!

[LAL]

7: have a all over body massage from a buxom wenchhh!!!!!

awww that shud be number 1!!!

[Cha-Cha Chong]

8. Watch Team America - fuck yeah

Always makes me laugh anyway (does'nt take much)

[lkdj2003]

9. Try to think of something i can't think of. :stoned-smilie:

[lewiboy]

9. Try to think of something i can't think of. :stoned-smilie:

lmo, i know what you mean mate, I get that alot.

[slim_tim]

10) get even more stoned :D

[octo]

11. take a poop

[blurry-vision]

12.Lie on the couch. :stoned-smilie::bong:

[Blueberryog]

4. Have amazing sex...

I was going to go with that.

13)Ill say diving; scuba, free, and board. :)

[AyiaNapa]

14) stair into space :stoned-smilie:

[Blueberryog]

15) Get on thctalk.com.

[asci]

16) 20 hour stints on halo :D

[WTL]

(17) Sit and watch your plants grow.

[LAL]

(17) Sit and watch your plants grow.

i do that all the time, i only ever realise theyve grown when i look at the pics!

18: get some munchies on the go!!!

[The Snow Queen]

11. take a poop


19: on this?.....

http://www.fishnflush.com/Art/shop-fishnflush-big.jpg

[Bitterfly]

16) 20 hour stints on halo :D

fuk me your the man!!!

halo is the best game ever, not halo 2 tho thats just shite.


we still occasionally play system links on it!! and this is 6 years on!!

[sweetsinner]

20) decide how to take over the world...


(just me then?)

[Bitterfly]

20) decide how to take over the world...


(just me then?)

nah, i thought about that 2 years ago. but then decided it was too much effort. and mr kipling pies provide far more instant gratification!

21) eat some mr kipling bramely apple pies; well they are exceedingly good aren't they!!!

[sweetsinner]

22) skin up again with variation; coned / flavoured skin perhaps...

[Bitterfly]

23) see if you can fit under your bed!

[sweetsinner]

...mine touches the floor?

24) listen for slug noises

[Bitterfly]

25) record said slug noises


EDIT you must try iand fit under your bed anyway dammit!!!

i had to shit on a fish toilet!

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LOL Bitterfly, your posts always give me the giggles.

26) Read up on the effects of cannabis and look out for these said effects upon yourself

[greengiant]

Go fishing but never get round to setting up your tackle and just end up sat next to a pond getting more stoned.

[lkdj2003]

Empty the cupboard and then sit and stare at my plant's for hours... :stoned-smilie:

[Bitterfly]

29) build a den and have a picnic in it

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29) build a den and have a picnic in it

30) Get stoned in said den, then accidentally set the den on fire by dropping your spliff

[asci]

31) Go to a ravi shankar gig. His playing is just mesmerizing..

[Bitterfly]

30) Get stoned in said den, then accidentally set the den on fire by dropping your spliff

HAHA!

32) Try and emulate a South African accent. go on, i guarantee you will find it funny!!

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HAHA!

32) Try and emulate a South African accent. go on, i guarantee you will find it funny!!

Hahahaha

33) Say Beer Can without trying to sound like a Jamaican saying Bacon.

[Cha-Cha Chong]

34) go through your old photos - always make me laugh!

[Bitterfly]

Hahahaha

33) Say Beer Can without trying to sound like a Jamaican saying Bacon.

HAHA HAHA wiked! :D

35) find a very large hill and roll down it