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jomama
27-04-12, 12:02 AM
test comin up couple days.. only burn about 1 toke a night..havnt in 3 days, any suggestions?

Talpa
27-04-12, 01:46 AM
Don't eat yellow snow. Best advice I can give.

No I thought of 1.

Don't work for an employer that requires a wizz test.

another....


Would they test for caffeine, alcohol.. ohh no those are legal..


This post is totally pointless..but as Kylie comes on the music channel i have on on the tv I find myself really not giving a Fk!

Sorry.

Its like the program Pointless..Pointless!!

:bong:

Murdock
27-04-12, 06:00 AM
drink water , water water , as much as you can, 1 joint a night should,nt be too bad if you,ve been off for a week when it comes to test, piss tests are,nt that great its the blood test you need to worry about

Bobby Digital
27-04-12, 06:34 AM
you are gonna fail :/

drink lots of water and anti-oxidizing teas/drinks you can find, then get a fake penis like this one

http://www.dosenation.com/upload/img/jamesk_the-original-whizzinator_21730_sm.jpg

or you will be getting this post it note from ya boss....


http://mrsgrapevine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Youre-Fired-board.jpg

good luck with that :)

rapid7
27-04-12, 07:26 AM
drink loads n loads of water till the only thing your pissing is water n take a few grains of coffee with you done it loads of times mate trust me

PUFFnPASS
27-04-12, 02:49 PM
Wait for Saturdays newspaper and start looking in situations vacant ............your f#@ked. I had a health/piss test at work and I told the boss that would be a waste of my time and his money because I smoke weed and he said just tell the doc the some thing and ill see ya at work Monday...........:jawdrop:WTF man was I confused "OK see ya Monday"... and failed the test and still working there now , It must of been a honesty test LOL. GOOD LUCK

Azerbanphal
29-04-12, 09:05 PM
just say you didnt inhale like Clinton, George W etc.

new2it
29-04-12, 09:51 PM
Water,water and even more water

PUFFnPASS
03-05-12, 01:25 PM
Have you done the piss in the cup yet?

jomama
05-05-12, 11:47 PM
they actually swabbed my mouth...kinda weird but i passed...makes your mouth water like crazy...but im all good.

PUFFnPASS
06-05-12, 01:04 AM
they actually swabbed my mouth...kinda weird but i passed...makes your mouth water like crazy...but im all good.

Ok thats all good then , I think the swabbed test can only pick up if yourve had anything in the last 36-48 hours , same as what we get here for road side drug testing when driving

captianzanax
06-05-12, 05:55 AM
yes there is a sure way to pass the test
you need to do a colonic irrigation than drink the urine from Irish virgins for 3 days,watch the ph! don't go below 4.8
very important not to fall below 5
another method is the fukashima drinking water,you can order this on ebay

good luck

just saying

PC Grower
06-05-12, 02:58 PM
Do it Cheech and Chong style, I think the scene was in Next Movie, where he gets a straight friend to produce a sample and then submits that at the clinic, keep the sample close to your body to keep it warm lol

I think the joke in the movie was that he got his pregnant sister to produce the sample, I would probably advise trying to get a sample from a male (assuming your a male), preferably one which is not pregnant too!?!?!?

eee-bay
09-05-12, 04:10 PM
THC will be found in urine for 2 weeks... you will fall.

PRWATCH
15-09-12, 12:59 AM
I heard you can buy fake pee on the internet, google it.

blue cheese
21-09-12, 02:44 AM
drink loads n loads of water till the only thing your pissing is water n take a few grains of coffee with you done it loads of times mate trust me

may i ask why the couple of grains of coffee lol neva heard of this

petethebud
21-09-12, 03:10 PM
drink loads n loads of water till the only thing your pissing is water n take a few grains of coffee with you done it loads of times mate trust me

worked foe me to you need about 8 pints per day or untill ya pissing water if it goes to the lab it comes back dilution fail giving you a few weeks to get ganga out your system or to get a strap on mate ..try wwwdotgimpsrus. lol

Dr.GreenThumb420
23-09-12, 11:54 PM
In the states they have something called verlo...a terrible thick drink that'll pass you. Made for exactly that. It's about $50 and you can't smoke for three days prior because thc actually takes 48hrs to absorb into your system.. I've used it many times, as long as you follow instructions it works.

Odds
02-10-12, 12:51 AM
Drink lots of water,cranberry juice. Exercise, sweat alot and take creatine. They also sell drinks they don't work 100% but they do, do something.

Waterman
10-10-12, 12:13 PM
Take a shit in the tube and tell them thats what you think of their test ;)

mainedawg
31-08-13, 11:58 PM
THC will be found in your urine for at least 6 weeks if you are tested by VA. I know because I was tested when I started to get pain meds from them. I did not pass and had not smoked for 5 weeks. 7 weeks is the cut off for maybe not being found out. just a heads up for any VA folks.

Tony_MonCanna
01-09-13, 12:44 AM
May I ask the OP what line of work is it that you're involved in?

Would be good to have a list of job types that I should avoid when looking for a new one.