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mentallyill
10-10-12, 07:56 PM
Hi, I was diagnosed with anxiety ages ago after I went to the doctor drunk and gave him a letter explaining what I was going through, He put me on anti depressants which worsened the anxiety for a bit before it got better, Eventually the pills stopped working and My doctor asked if they were still working, I accidentally said no.

6 Months have passed and I've been doing nothing with my life, I'm too anxious to go back to the Doctors and try and get back on anti depressants and im too anxious to go to the gym and sometimes too anxious to go out.

Alas, I'm not feeling sorry for myself, That's just what's happening.

I have loads of questions, I want to learn everything from this website if possible. So you can pick a number and answer it if you want...

Sorry for my Ignorance/stupidity.

But this might be useful for other noobs like me...


1. After the plant is fully grown, what do you do with it?
2. What do you do with the leaves after the plant is fully grown?
3. Is there like an "original flavour" of weed?
4. Is it ok to grow a cannabis plant if there are no drugs in it?
5. The drugs are the "buds"? They grow in the middle?
6. How do you get the drugs from the plant?
7. You put them in the cooker once you pick them from the plant?
8. Is weed good for the mind?
9. What's the difference between indica, sativa and ruderalis? (I got that from wikipedia)
10. Can you only grow weed outside around may time?
11. How do you find a dealer if you have no friends?
12. How do you deal if you have no friends?
13. What places can you go to smoke weed legally?
14. What are the side effects of weed?
15. Has the THC been continually getting stronger?
16. Could weed numb anxiety like alcohol does?
17. Do gay people grow weed?
18. This gay pornstar uploaded this picture of his weed that had just been delivered, it says on it:"grandaddy" - what does that mean?

http://i45.tinypic.com/34ec8y1.jpg

19. Where do you get your seeds from?
20. Why do you smoke weed?

Bonus Question: Was anyone on here ever as retarded as me?

Keeno
10-10-12, 07:58 PM
i cant even begin to go into all them questions, stoned as a mother fucker. but that is one sexy bag of green :harvest:

edit, didnt even read to the gay porn star bit! now my head is proper fucked, you may need that bud more than he does!

Rory Breaker
10-10-12, 07:58 PM
dude what the fuck is going on in your head?

Goodbuddy
10-10-12, 08:05 PM
The guy is asking for help, it's the least we can do to put him on the right track :confused:

Keeno
10-10-12, 08:07 PM
this guy put another thread like this up yesterday. he is having a laugh, at least i fucking hope he is.

rapid7
10-10-12, 08:08 PM
go and have a look in the novice section mate should answer alot of you questions and give you a better understanding of the process just a quick one why the question about gays growing ? every walk of life grows green bi straight n the rest

Master Poet
10-10-12, 08:10 PM
If this guy has problems then this is NOT the place to be for help of that kind. If he's on here to learning about cannabis then he needs to start READING in the NOVICE SECTION if he wants to learn. He'll be asking you to grow it for him next.

Rory Breaker
10-10-12, 08:12 PM
well said poet..

Keeno
10-10-12, 08:13 PM
If this guy has problems then this is NOT the place to be for help of that kind. If he's on here to learning about cannabis then he needs to start READING in the NOVICE SECTION if he wants to learn. He'll be asking you to grow it for him next.

if he wants to buy them ill happily grow them :p

Snake
10-10-12, 08:24 PM
Ooh, I love a quiz - someone can score me later...

1. After the plant is fully grown, what do you do with it?
I tend to smoke mine

2. What do you do with the leaves after the plant is fully grown?
Compost

3. Is there like an "original flavour" of weed?
No, it's been around for longer than people and there are various types around the world.

4. Is it ok to grow a cannabis plant if there are no drugs in it?
Not in the uk, sometimes I get a little hemp plant under my bird-table. I heard of someone who got busted for growing hemp and the cops were laughing 'are you going to make some rope?'

5. The drugs are the "buds"? They grow in the middle?
They grow at the nodes, where the 'branches' grow away from the stems.

6. How do you get the drugs from the plant?
With scissors

7. You put them in the cooker once you pick them from the plant?
No, you let it dry naturally and slowly. Gradually allwoing the moisture to evaporate and redistribute itself in the bud.

8. Is weed good for the mind?
I'm going to say... maybe. Some people are badly psycologically affected by weed, others are not affected at all. If you're a bit unstable anyway, get your head straight before you start blazing.

9. What's the difference between indica, sativa and ruderalis? (I got that from wikipedia)
Ruderalis are the autoflowering strains. Sativa strains are known for their more 'up' and 'euphoric' stones, they are identified by their slender leaves. Indica strains are known for their 'couchlock' effect and have broader leaves. There are of course hybrids of all of these.

10. Can you only grow weed outside around may time?
You can start in May but it's not necessary to start that early. Most strains will finish too late for lattitudes higher than 50 degrees but it can be done. If you start in June and aim to harvest at the end of Sep / middle Oct you'll be good.

11. How do you find a dealer if you have no friends?
You don't - don't be a twat, grow your own. You'll only be paying for the water in the undried bud and it'll usually be shit anyway.

12. How do you deal if you have no friends?
You don't - don't be a twat.

13. What places can you go to smoke weed legally?
Amsterdam - but not for much longer.

14. What are the side effects of weed?
Psycosis of varying degrees and a possible criminal record.

15. Has the THC been continually getting stronger?
Breeders have improved the potency of weed over the years.

16. Could weed numb anxiety like alcohol does?
In most cases yes, but it could induce serious parnoia which can just as crippling.

17. Do gay people grow weed?
Gay people can do anything that straight people do - obviously.

18. This gay pornstar uploaded this picture of his weed that had just been delivered, it says on it:"grandaddy" - what does that mean?
It says on the packet - it's the strain. I've never heard of it.

Master Poet
10-10-12, 08:25 PM
if he wants to buy them ill happily grow them :p

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/344/1/4/Baby_Facepalm_Poster_by_Nianden.jpg

Keeno
10-10-12, 08:25 PM
joke sir poet.

Master Poet
10-10-12, 08:29 PM
Ooh, I love a quiz - someone can score me later...

1. After the plant is fully grown, what do you do with it?
I tend to smoke mine

2. What do you do with the leaves after the plant is fully grown?
Compost

3. Is there like an "original flavour" of weed?
No, it's been around for longer than people and there are various types around the world.

4. Is it ok to grow a cannabis plant if there are no drugs in it?
Not in the uk, sometimes I get a little hemp plant under my bird-table. I heard of someone who got busted for growing hemp and the cops were laughing 'are you going to make some rope?'

5. The drugs are the "buds"? They grow in the middle?
They grow at the nodes, where the 'branches' grow away from the stems.

6. How do you get the drugs from the plant?
With scissors

7. You put them in the cooker once you pick them from the plant?
No, you let it dry naturally and slowly. Gradually allwoing the moisture to evaporate and redistribute itself in the bud.

8. Is weed good for the mind?
I'm going to say... maybe. Some people are badly psycologically affected by weed, others are not affected at all. If you're a bit unstable anyway, get your head straight before you start blazing.

9. What's the difference between indica, sativa and ruderalis? (I got that from wikipedia)
Ruderalis are the autoflowering strains. Sativa strains are known for their more 'up' and 'euphoric' stones, they are identified by their slender leaves. Indica strains are known for their 'couchlock' effect and have broader leaves. There are of course hybrids of all of these.

10. Can you only grow weed outside around may time?
You can start in May but it's not necessary to start that early. Most strains will finish too late for lattitudes higher than 50 degrees but it can be done. If you start in June and aim to harvest at the end of Sep / middle Oct you'll be good.

11. How do you find a dealer if you have no friends?
You don't - don't be a twat, grow your own. You'll only be paying for the water in the undried bud and it'll usually be shit anyway.

12. How do you deal if you have no friends?
You don't - don't be a twat.

13. What places can you go to smoke weed legally?
Amsterdam - but not for much longer.

14. What are the side effects of weed?
Psycosis of varying degrees and a possible criminal record.

15. Has the THC been continually getting stronger?
Breeders have improved the potency of weed over the years.

16. Could weed numb anxiety like alcohol does?
In most cases yes, but it could induce serious parnoia which can just as crippling.

17. Do gay people grow weed?
Gay people can do anything that straight people do - obviously.

18. This gay pornstar uploaded this picture of his weed that had just been delivered, it says on it:"grandaddy" - what does that mean?
It says on the packet - it's the strain. I've never heard of it.


The points highlighted above I have to put right.

There has been NO PROVEN link between cannabis and psycosis. Certainly people under the age of 18 should not be using it while their brains are still forming.

Snake
10-10-12, 08:33 PM
Fair play Poet - admitedly my evidence there is anecdotal, mostly based on what happened to my brother. He's terrified of weed now.

Alzy
10-10-12, 08:35 PM
Mate, don't smoke weed if your already MENTALILL.

Go see your doctor, if it took 6 cans of stella last time I'm sure 6 will get you there again.
(don't forget the sober letter of explanation)

Good luck to ya

Keeno
10-10-12, 08:38 PM
i have heard horror stories of weed fucking with peoples heads, but imo there is something wrong in the first place. i had issues when i was younger, used to go out and get drunk and be a fucking idiot, proper little shit. it got so bad that i had to go see someone, they tried putting it down to the alcohol, it may have made it easier for me to be a little shit, but it was me doing these things at the end of the day. people blame all sorts on drugs and alcohol. but i think you must have a screw loose in the first place for it to effect you in a not so good way.

pigboy01
10-10-12, 08:40 PM
that was ace...
This gay pornstar uploaded this picture of his weed that had just been delivered, it says on it:"grandaddy" - what does that mean?
lmao..it was of his grandaddy

Alzy
10-10-12, 08:55 PM
i have heard horror stories of weed fucking with peoples heads, but imo there is something wrong in the first place. i had issues when i was younger, used to go out and get drunk and be a fucking idiot, proper little shit. it got so bad that i had to go see someone, they tried putting it down to the alcohol, it may have made it easier for me to be a little shit, but it was me doing these things at the end of the day. people blame all sorts on drugs and alcohol. but i think you must have a screw loose in the first place for it to effect you in a not so good way.

It seems Mrs Alzy has tamed the lion. The above sounds like me all over.
About 8 Phycologists and psychiatrists couldn't figure me out over my 6 year period of seeing them.

I'm just normal and there fucked in the head !!!

Keeno
10-10-12, 08:56 PM
It seems Mrs Alzy has tamed the lion. The above sounds like me all over.
About 8 Phycologists and psychiatrists couldn't figure me out over my 6 year period of seeing them.

I'm just normal and there fucked in the head !!!

a man of my own heart, we can be normal together mr alzy!

Alzy
10-10-12, 09:05 PM
As long as your in your 'happy normal bubble' and I'm in mine all will be good.
This is something I've kept as a saying from one of the shrinks I saw.

"Stay happy in your bubble" he used to say when I left.

What a TWAT.