I have a constant loop of Master Gunnery Sergeant R Lee Ermey shouting at my plants.
"You filthy maggot. I'll rip out your roots and shit in your reservoir. What's your name plant?"
"Mary Jane?"
"Mary Jane Rottencrotch! I've seen better growth from a cactus."
I'm expecting the one that's not doing so well to go on a rampage at lights out one night
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