Community by the fire, Come pull stump and share yur day ;)

[BackWoodsDrifter]

fuk me polly give me a shout in 2 hours when ewe got the embers glowing ewe cant sling a spud in there mun duw duw woman av some respect for the spud mun ennit. i bet ewe still burn it if ewe cooked it in ashes oi av a fiver issit.

This here fire be what we calls a shavin fire, once yual gets it this jumping the women folks takes there stocking and pants off and jumps through it a few times and it singes the lag hairs right off makin softer then feash tanned hide. With spring to the horizon my little missy be lookin to rid her winter coat soon enough reckon be havin fire like thisen here soon

BWD

[BackWoodsDrifter]

least u didn swear at me
but i tell u what ...have a twenty on me and fook off

Reckon don't knows what "have a twenty on me" means but ifn it be what I think it be its a might quick don't ya reckon? Likes me a solid 2-3 hours going before I grease the hinge to the end but reckon some lady folks cant ride that long.

BWD

[BackWoodsDrifter]

Reckon its cold but a nice day to tend some chores and gets me some eggs fur breakfast. Checks on me little cabin garden with me trusty friend watchin bushline fur unfriendly critters a comin. Hopes yual have warm fires lit this cold day ifin ya still gots old man winters at yur door

BWD

[Mrs Beefheart]

Reckon don't knows what "have a twenty on me" means but ifn it be what I think it be its a might quick don't ya reckon? Likes me a solid 2-3 hours going before I grease the hinge to the end but reckon some lady folks cant ride that long.

BWD

pmsl we got crossed wires lol
welsh banter lol
it means ill give u £20 to go away and give me some peace lol

[Captain Beefheart]

pmsl we got crossed wires lol
welsh banter lol
it means ill give u £20 to go away and give me some peace lol

stop telling fibs polly.

[Captain Beefheart]

This here fire be what we calls a shavin fire, once yual gets it this jumping the women folks takes there stocking and pants off and jumps through it a few times and it singes the lag hairs right off makin softer then feash tanned hide. With spring to the horizon my little missy be lookin to rid her winter coat soon enough reckon be havin fire like thisen here soon

BWD

i`d rather take my flick knife to her bush drifter its sharper than a cutthroat razor...........winter coat bach i could tie it up in a bobble atm see.

[Mrs Beefheart]

stop telling fibs polly.

go away ...im polite

[Mrs Beefheart]

I'm ready got my chair in position 😂

[Captain Beefheart]

I'm ready got my chair in position ��

duw duw polly i cant wait girl...............

[Mrs Beefheart]