Originally Posted by
BobHop
Travelled to Dam with the missus last Christmas. Pugged up a few grams of bud and couple grams of hash in my suitcase. I always bring a little bit back from Dam, it's the law! Usually just throw it in a trouser pocket in my suitcase, if they ever found it my excuse would be 'We were running late so I just threw everything into my suitcase, didn't realise it was in there'. Probably wouldn't wash, but that's always the excuse I've had in my head to use.
Anyway, as I said I went to Dam with the missus last Christmas, pugged up a few grams as above, straight through Schiphol security and customs, boarded the plain, happy days. Missus is clueless that there's chronic in our luggage. Anyway, we land at Southend airport which is a small airport so I though security wouldn't be as tight as a larger airport. Got off the plane, get to baggage reclaim and there's a strangely high number of security standing around the baggage reclaim carousel. Start feeling a little worried but wait casually for my luggage with the missus anyway. Luggage comes round, missus grabs it off the carousel! I try to take it out of her hands and said I'll take the lugagge, she says it's ok I'll take it - so I thought fuck this - this is far too bait! So I let her wheel the suitcase along. I'm still pretty stoned from the blunt I smoked prior to getting to Schiphol airport, so parania starts kicking in. I was certain some of the security were looking suspiciously at us!
We start walking towards the exit - right in front of us were three blokes who were also walking towards the exit. Next thing I hear is 'excuse me sir, could you please place your luggage on the table'!!! My sphincter's going like a good'n now! I look up and to my utter delight he was talking to one of the blokes in front of us. All three of them got stopped, bags on the table and searched! We both casually walk past, me with a sweat covered glistening forehead!
We make it outside and the missus looks at me and says 'what the fu*k is wrong with you? You look ill!' I then tell her that our suitcase has weed in it and we nearly just got caught!! In a nutshell I was in the dog house for a couple of days!
If our suitcase had come out sooner and we had walked out before those blokes, I'm certain it would have been our suitcase up on the table and they'd no doubt have found my stash!! I've never been so paranoid coming home from Dam!!
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