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    Default Tell us your best "almost got caught" story

    I don't think that we have a thread like this and if we do then I'm sure that one of our amazing Mods will let me know 😜

    I was thinking that it might be fun to have a thread with your best stories of smoking in school, in an airplane, etc. and either getting caught or almost getting caught.

    I promise a really good one from me!!!

    So what do you say? Let's make me laugh!!!

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    Was driving to Birmingham Airport and my friend rolled two fat joints. Smoked one on the way he dropped me and drove back off. I was flying to Amsterdam. Just about to go in for the security check in when I remembered I have the other spliff in my pocket. No brainer - went outside in the smoking area with all the other people and smoked it . Can't believe how I didn't get caught as it was proper stinky cheese.. Don't even remember the peoples faces around me hahah. Next thing I remember is me checking in at Schiphol airport

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    Cool idea for a thread bro

    Up the irons

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    Travelled to Dam with the missus last Christmas. Pugged up a few grams of bud and couple grams of hash in my suitcase. I always bring a little bit back from Dam, it's the law! Usually just throw it in a trouser pocket in my suitcase, if they ever found it my excuse would be 'We were running late so I just threw everything into my suitcase, didn't realise it was in there'. Probably wouldn't wash, but that's always the excuse I've had in my head to use.

    Anyway, as I said I went to Dam with the missus last Christmas, pugged up a few grams as above, straight through Schiphol security and customs, boarded the plain, happy days. Missus is clueless that there's chronic in our luggage. Anyway, we land at Southend airport which is a small airport so I though security wouldn't be as tight as a larger airport. Got off the plane, get to baggage reclaim and there's a strangely high number of security standing around the baggage reclaim carousel. Start feeling a little worried but wait casually for my luggage with the missus anyway. Luggage comes round, missus grabs it off the carousel! I try to take it out of her hands and said I'll take the lugagge, she says it's ok I'll take it - so I thought fuck this - this is far too bait! So I let her wheel the suitcase along. I'm still pretty stoned from the blunt I smoked prior to getting to Schiphol airport, so parania starts kicking in. I was certain some of the security were looking suspiciously at us!

    We start walking towards the exit - right in front of us were three blokes who were also walking towards the exit. Next thing I hear is 'excuse me sir, could you please place your luggage on the table'!!! My sphincter's going like a good'n now! I look up and to my utter delight he was talking to one of the blokes in front of us. All three of them got stopped, bags on the table and searched! We both casually walk past, me with a sweat covered glistening forehead!

    We make it outside and the missus looks at me and says 'what the fu*k is wrong with you? You look ill!' I then tell her that our suitcase has weed in it and we nearly just got caught!! In a nutshell I was in the dog house for a couple of days!

    If our suitcase had come out sooner and we had walked out before those blokes, I'm certain it would have been our suitcase up on the table and they'd no doubt have found my stash!! I've never been so paranoid coming home from Dam!!

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    Coming back from where my grow is one night popped in the chippy for some food, there was 2 cops in front of me in the queue and then 2 teenagers came in....Anyway these kids were laughing and making some nodding gestures to me, i'm thinking what the feck is wrong with these guys. Cops got there food and left, one of the kids goes to me, mate you got a cannabis leaf stuck on the back of your jumper. No so much as getting caught but funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobHop View Post
    Travelled to Dam with the missus last Christmas. Pugged up a few grams of bud and couple grams of hash in my suitcase. I always bring a little bit back from Dam, it's the law! Usually just throw it in a trouser pocket in my suitcase, if they ever found it my excuse would be 'We were running late so I just threw everything into my suitcase, didn't realise it was in there'. Probably wouldn't wash, but that's always the excuse I've had in my head to use.

    Anyway, as I said I went to Dam with the missus last Christmas, pugged up a few grams as above, straight through Schiphol security and customs, boarded the plain, happy days. Missus is clueless that there's chronic in our luggage. Anyway, we land at Southend airport which is a small airport so I though security wouldn't be as tight as a larger airport. Got off the plane, get to baggage reclaim and there's a strangely high number of security standing around the baggage reclaim carousel. Start feeling a little worried but wait casually for my luggage with the missus anyway. Luggage comes round, missus grabs it off the carousel! I try to take it out of her hands and said I'll take the lugagge, she says it's ok I'll take it - so I thought fuck this - this is far too bait! So I let her wheel the suitcase along. I'm still pretty stoned from the blunt I smoked prior to getting to Schiphol airport, so parania starts kicking in. I was certain some of the security were looking suspiciously at us!

    We start walking towards the exit - right in front of us were three blokes who were also walking towards the exit. Next thing I hear is 'excuse me sir, could you please place your luggage on the table'!!! My sphincter's going like a good'n now! I look up and to my utter delight he was talking to one of the blokes in front of us. All three of them got stopped, bags on the table and searched! We both casually walk past, me with a sweat covered glistening forehead!

    We make it outside and the missus looks at me and says 'what the fu*k is wrong with you? You look ill!' I then tell her that our suitcase has weed in it and we nearly just got caught!! In a nutshell I was in the dog house for a couple of days!

    If our suitcase had come out sooner and we had walked out before those blokes, I'm certain it would have been our suitcase up on the table and they'd no doubt have found my stash!! I've never been so paranoid coming home from Dam!!

    Just re enforces that I should never do that and it isn't worth the stress!

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    lol. Every other time I've been I've walked straight through with no problems whatsoever. First time I went to Dam, I went with a group of 15 blokes - all brought weed back, all stunk of weed and all looked fu*ked. Straight through security no problems whatsoever. Can be stressful, but it's always nice to bring a bit of Dam home with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Lightyear View Post
    Coming back from where my grow is one night popped in the chippy for some food, there was 2 cops in front of me in the queue and then 2 teenagers came in....Anyway these kids were laughing and making some nodding gestures to me, i'm thinking what the feck is wrong with these guys. Cops got there food and left, one of the kids goes to me, mate you got a cannabis leaf stuck on the back of your jumper. No so much as getting caught but funny

    Regards BL
    Thats epic Bud i love that story makes me laugh everytime. I only told my mate that the other day

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    A got so many I would be here all night lol a shared a few in the dam
    One of hem
    So one night a chopped a crop n the Mrs say run me over to drop something to a mate
    So stops chopping jumps in car same shirt on was using no gloves so was sticky n stinky
    A ended up knocking a person down n cops came from every where her leg was fucked up
    So in back of cop car guy ask where a was I says at a mates
    He say who Bob Marley u reek of grass son
    A say do I
    Yeh anything on u an a said no a was in a house guys were smoking n was on way home after picking up wife
    He went out spoke to 2 witness who see it. N come back n say u in the clear
    But if I was traffic I would be all over u u house n u car
    Next time spray something before u head home

    Ma whole kitchen was full of green to a was very lucky boy that night very lucky
    I never go out like that again

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    Not quite sure why this thread was closed so I'll open it again
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