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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Lightyear View Post
    Jess strikes again lol

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    I did wonder...
    It's Not What You Know, It's What You Can Prove

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    Old sausage digits strikes again lmao



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    In my very early days,me an a few lads used to smoke it at skool.
    One day I was cupping a L skin in my hands while my mate sprinkled in
    Some solid.out of nowhere this new teacher appears....my mate chucks the
    Measly bud in the grass an I screw up this L skin an pocket it.
    Teacher says empty ya pockets so I fumble with the skin trying to open it
    An shake it at the same time to get the solid out of the rizla.i then screw it up
    Into a ball an give it to him.he then goes empty ya pockets again where's ya baccy
    Lol so I says ain't got none an pulled me pocket out sharpish to fling the solid
    Everywhere.i was shitting a brick thinking he was gona open the rizla an find it
    Was an L but he didn't an gave it the chat an buggerd off.
    Lucky as fuck! Would of been ol bill at the skool job....not good!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M_C View Post
    Not quite sure why this thread was closed so I'll open it again
    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Lightyear View Post
    Jess strikes again lol

    Regards BL
    Was it me ffs sorry lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Lightyear View Post
    Coming back from where my grow is one night popped in the chippy for some food, there was 2 cops in front of me in the queue and then 2 teenagers came in....Anyway these kids were laughing and making some nodding gestures to me, i'm thinking what the feck is wrong with these guys. Cops got there food and left, one of the kids goes to me, mate you got a cannabis leaf stuck on the back of your jumper. No so much as getting caught but funny

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    Hahaha ive done the same Bud, did a bit of underskirt trimming on my scrog bulks, finished up, went in kitchen washed up, took the rubbish out (household) into the bin outside front door.

    15 minutes later my house mate walks in, looked at me as i was sat on the sofa said ' you trying to get caught ' ? chucked one whole and one half of a leaf at me, they had stuck to my socks when i was trimming and the rough concrete outside knocked them off inches from the front door !

    Also when i did the bulks last i got para one day and decided to take a fair few ounce of it to my old mans where it would be out the way, drove the back way through town, come to a set of lights minding my own business, they went red, stopped, then next thing ive checked my rear view as the lights went green and my heart sank and theres a copper behind me in a unmarked silver car, i suffer with anxiety and i was borderline freaking out, i thought fuck it i was in a 3 litre straight 6 BMW i turned right onto a housing estate, if he turns, im gone, no way he was catching me in that panda thing, an ex police pursuit drivers taught me to drive, i turned, he looked at me, and went straight on, British Transport Police !

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    So when I was you and stupid me and my mates ended up in the nick after a scrap with another group of lads. I'm padded down and searched both on scene and at the nick. Piggies march me and my step dad to an external caged area while they bag up my trainers and grab me some plimsoles. I turn to my stepdad, "I need a favour" and whip out an L from my sock that the soppy bastards missed!!!
    I'm then marched to a cell and get nothing but the hugest grin and a nod from the step dad. Thought it was hilarious at 15 years old lol

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    Aha right so....
    A few years back I had picked up a half to keep me going for a little, On my way back in the night I decide to get out the way of the public eye and roll, So I'm sitting on a railing smoking some seriously good shit, stank to high hell and all of a sudden I see some headlights pulling round the corner...then this silver car pulled round so I got off the railing and got on the move just precautionary and all.

    Before I know it, this car had pulled up by me, the window was down and in it sat 4 pigs! By this point I was ****ing myself. I'm trying to put a bangin spliff out in my hand (I've still got a scar from) and I've got just under a half in my pocket. One whiff and that's it I would be ****ed.

    That day the ganja gods must have been on my side. After answering the questions "what are you doing out here" "Where are you going" etc I thought I'd had it but no! They were looking for some beamer which to this day I think belonged to some dealer.
    I'm not entirely sure why they didn't pull me in because they would have got a whiff but I am deffinatly not complaining!

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    When I was young* and stupid...

    I will add at this point he had no idea I blazed. When he came to pick me up in the morning he hadn't blazed it. That was the first spliff we blazed together lol

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    So... tuhaku and I went on vacation last summer on a cruise through Japan. Not knowing at all how strict they are in that country, we decided to bring some stuff with us because we were going to be gone for a month. The security people decided to check our bags on the way out in which they found the tiniest little nug possible which led to many hours of investigation in a holding room, going through ALL of our belongings, and bribing officials :-).
    Tuhaku finally negotiated to get me out of the room safely and eventually was released (guess what they didn't find somehow??)
    After a 24 hour flight to Japan and then 4 hours in holding, we finally got to enjoy a holiday!
    When you see us in person have him tell you the story because I just realized that it sounds much better then when I type it :-).

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