Originally Posted by
camkush
5 years ago my mom wanted to use my truck for hauling some furniture so we swapped vehicles, hers at little Mazda Miata that I am too tall for so I have to ride with the top down. On the route home I decided to roll a joint but soon realized I had no papers, luckily my jackass friend left a home made bong( water bottle with hole in the bottom and tin foil on top) in my over night bag I kept in my truck. So here I am head almost over the windshield driving up a steep hill 10 mph and hitting a water bottle bong right as I go around the curve at the top of the hill an officer is coming the opposite way. Well my mouth is locked to the bottle inhaling and driving with my knees and we make 100%eye contact, as he slams on breaks I sling the bottle down the hill into the brush, and start scarfing down the remaining gram or so I had left .. Well here i am still coughing with green shit all stuck in my teeth I pull over for him as he fly's up to my vehicle. No questions asked I am pulled straight up from my seat( I am only 150lbs and not wearing a seatbelt) slammed against my mothers car and searched. For 3 hours I sat outside as they walked into the thick brush looking for a "smoking apparatus" as they called it. Dogs couldn't find it either. Hell the dogs were so poorly trained they had to throw the pups toy down the hill to make it search for anything haha. Thank goodness for small town cops and poorly training
No evidence No conviction
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