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Obviously cannabis users were hung, no wonder all flats I get on 1st floor. Now where is my dope/rope & I'd better brush my teeth & re-establish my crooked neck/back!
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1 Jan
Arabs sailors who died of thirst or drowned at bottom of sea
Afro sailors who burned to death in battle at sea
Germans blacksmiths whose guts spilled at hands sword
Asians tried battering down drawbridge had acid poured upon them
Jews merchant farmers whose end due to poison(ing)
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@FUNCskunk
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1 Jan
Any suprise the Middle Easts greatest problem is military violence/jihadism, when its leaders deny their followers the only brain numbing &/or physically relaxing remedy to their absurd hypocrisy?
Instead prefering 'Off with their heads' our tobacco oil requires a hole in chest!
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@FUNCskunk
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1 Jan
Difficult been told by lovers of hypocrisy = Government JobCentre you're only worth a minimum wage physical job.
Cannabis can even cure that. Anyone got some Zombie Haze!
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@FUNCskunk
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31 Dec
Dr Dr I joined a club where I needn't walk/labor ever & drink wine as wanted, if I performed sackrace over grapes yearly in Tibet whose breath/prostration process my pollution
When time came I'd done so little I couldn't jump or support self when I fell & lost all my front teeth
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@FUNCskunk
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31 Dec
Dr Dr, I joined a club where they induce you to pee lots, paying the reward of fish & chips, but instead battered me around the head till I bled.
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