The Mundane Thread

**gardro** · 29-11-19, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Herbitual

May I just observe that making a hoax suicide vest at home from loo rolls and bits of wire is really, really camp.

Where was the local dial-a-chav when the crocodile Dundee scene was needed.

**Herbitual** · 09-12-19, 09:19 PM

Bailey's is £10 a litre in Morrisons.

**Trex** · 09-12-19, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Herbitual

Bailey's is £10 a litre in Morrisons.

40$ a litre here ffs

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**Herbitual** · 20-01-20, 07:15 PM

On the day I moved into my house, I bought a 425g bottle of Heinz Salad Cream.

It has just run out.

I have lived here for almost exactly 6 months.

I know, with a fair degree of accuracy, that I consume 950g of salad cream a year.

I don't even really like it.

**M_C** · 20-01-20, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Herbitual

On the day I moved into my house, I bought a 425g bottle of Heinz Salad Cream.

It has just run out.

I have lived here for almost exactly 6 months.

I know, with a fair degree of accuracy, that I consume 950g of salad cream a year.

I don't even really like it.

I take it you failed maths?

**MrC** · 20-01-20, 07:41 PM

Birds eye waffles dipped in salad cream mate, dinner of champions

**Herbitual** · 20-01-20, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by M_C

I take it you failed maths?

Oh, shit...

**Herbitual** · 20-01-20, 07:44 PM

Lost me fecking edit window. Fuming! ;-)

**IceCalibur** · 20-01-20, 07:44 PM

100g went to the dog Herb?

**Herbitual** · 20-01-20, 07:46 PM

On the day I moved into my house, I bought a 425g bottle of Heinz Salad Cream.

It has just run out.

I have lived here for almost exactly 6 months.

I know, with a fair degree of accuracy, that I consume 850g of salad cream a year.

I don't even really like it.

But angrier.

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