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    I just farted for 13 seconds but, unfortunately, I followed through whilst trying to eke out my new PB.

    Does this invalidate my claim?
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    Following through disqualifies the attempt... sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by M_C View Post
    Following through disqualifies the attempt... sorry
    I thought so. I mean, it didn't 'feel' like a record, to be honest.

    More like a last minute equalizer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M_C View Post
    Following through disqualifies the attempt... sorry
    MC is right mate, of you follow through, it's classed as a little shit, not a long fart, sorry


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    Quote Originally Posted by Macky View Post
    MC is right mate, of you follow through, it's classed as a little shit, not a long fart, sorry


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    Yeah...I've accepted it now. It's been 28 years since I took it this far but I just thought I'd never get a better chance and, well, pushed it too far.

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    Hmmm, you know how you get that 'feeling' its going to be a long one. About 3 years ago, I had that 'feeling' and being the twat that I am, decided to put lighter to fart. However, the fart had other ideas and decided to internally dissipate through my boxers which instantly caught fire and left melted nylon stuck to my leg which hurt a bit. Needless to say, it wont be happening again...........

    Typical bloke thread

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    Well all I know is



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    Need I say more


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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbitual View Post
    I thought so. I mean, it didn't 'feel' like a record, to be honest.

    More like a last minute equalizer.
    Im more impressed you had the presence of mind to start counting

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    If ever a feel a good coming on these days I go and sit on the toilet if I'm at home,I'm sick of mid day costume changes
    And no unfortunately I'd say it didn't count but a bloody good attempt


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