Quote of the month feb 19

[British green]

Welcome to Quote of the month

Quote of the month is a chance to have a bit of fun & bring back some of those memorable quotes for a second outing!

Find the funniest post/quote & repost it here - simple as that. No threads, just single posts...

Rules

You must have 50 posts to enter
You must have been a forum member for 1 month
Only quotes from the month of February 2019 are allowed
You can enter as many times as you wish
All quotes must reference the original post (link to it)
Competition closes midnight 28th of February
Both the person who posts the winning quote and the person who made that quote will win a prize
Mods will decide the winning quote


Prize

The person who posts the winning quote will receive 3 x Seedsman Mazari




The person who made the quote will recieve 3x Seedsman Power Africa



Thanks to seedsman for there prize donations

https://www.seedsman.com/en/




in a green and pleasant land

[Macky]

Nice one Bg great idea mate

[British green]

Nice fun competition last time it was running mon the talk competitions


in a green and pleasant land

[Macky]

Nice fun competition last time it was running mon the talk competitions


in a green and pleasant land

We do have some epic one liners, especially from herb, and joker it'll be a good thread by the end of the month lol

[MonsterEnergy]

My neighbours have seen what happens when I drink alcohol. They would much rather I smoked a blunt and Chilled the fuck out lol.

I openly talk to my neighbours about the benefits of cannabis, whilst at the same time giving them a good explanation as to the difference between me as a stoner and the messed up alcoholic at the top of the road and also the big fat bastard at the bottom of the road.

We all have our own little guilty pleasures, some are easier to live with than others. I don't drink anymore and don't eat as much Mcdonalds and Chinese as the 30 stone man down the road.

My guilty pleasure is illegal but I'm not going to die or kill anyone while I'm doing it. The others are killing themselves and others!

Which would you prefer?

Sent from Thames Iron works

best thing i've read in ages

[British green]

Bump Bump . I'd have thought herb would have found something by now


in a green and pleasant land

[Macky]

Bump Bump . I'd have thought herb would have found something by now


in a green and pleasant land

Forgot all about this mate lol

[Macky]

Joker, after pablos accident:

Fuk mate my thoughts are with the bike hope she ok hahah.

Hope u get speedy recovery bro. Av had all kinds bikes on an off road. Had few nasty injuries off road. None on road touch wood though.

[M_C]

Forgot all about this mate lol

I haven't forgotten, just waiting for the right one

[joker_the_smoker]

Only just seen this was good laff this comp haha
Will keep me eye out