would I lie to you?

[Macky]

hmmmmmmm, was the a purpose to climbing inside the bin?

[Ginger-bud]

What were you doing in a boat on a London road

[Herbitual]

Me and a few mates blew the side of a gorge off with a home made bomb. The noise, followed by the debris, kicked up quite a fuss lol

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What was the name of the Mayor?

[Ironman]

hmmmmmmm, was the a purpose to climbing inside the bin?

Yup, a mate of mine stole another mates pager and pretended to drop it in the bin. I pretended I could see the light flashing and he went in.....

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[Priapus]

WHy did you call the lifeboat service rather then mountain rescue while hill walking?

[Ironman]

What were you doing in a boat on a London road

Pmsl, Duke of Edinburgh award, age 13 the actual 7 sisters in Sussex. Them hills are high when your fucking around, then it suddenly gets dark......ffs

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[Ironman]

What was the name of the Mayor?

Jesus!

No that's not his name, just an expression lol. I can't remember it was 20 years ago. Let's say Napoleon

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[Wags]

Me and a few mates blew the side of a gorge off with a home made bomb. The noise, followed by the debris, kicked up quite a fuss lol

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Wow

[Ginger-bud]

I did the same award hmmm let me just wiggle my woggle and see what question I can think of for next round

[Ironman]

WHy did you call the lifeboat service rather then mountain rescue while hill walking?

I was 13 and with other 13 year olds, we panicked in the dark and a few idiots tried to pitch a tent(its stupidly windy) while the rest of us blew our whistles like crazy mo fo's. The RNLI dudes came to save the day after hearing the whistles.

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