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    I say we all gang up on Herbitual and get him to run for PM.

    We can pull the string from here and he can talk anyone into voting for him I'm sure pmsl

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    in a green and pleasant land

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironman View Post
    I say we all gang up on Herbitual and get him to run for PM.

    We can pull the string from here and he can talk anyone into voting for him I'm sure pmsl

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    As long as there's no public speaking involved, I'm in.

    Or lunches with anyone in my constituency.

    I don't want to shake hands with anyone either...or have my photograph taken while planting a tree.

    In fact, while I'm at it, I'd rather not visit the children's ward at my local hospital, use Twitter to garner support, or start sentences with "Look..." when speaking on local radio (not that I would speak on local radio as this would be classed as "public speaking")

    Then there's the skeletons in the cupboard that will inevitably be dragged out when things are going well, like getting arrested for public urination on a roundabout in Gants Hill and the time I shat myself, drunk, on the Underground at Bethnal Green tube station, and dancing, naked, in front of a window after a bath with a dozen of my female classmates playing hopscotch in the road opposite. One does not simply forget these things. To be honest, I'm as likely to remind the voting public of my humiliating past as an online hacker.

    Apart from that, I'm in.
    "I can picture in my mind a world without war and a world without hate.

    And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbitual View Post
    As long as there's no public speaking involved, I'm in.

    Or lunches with anyone in my constituency.

    I don't want to shake hands with anyone either...or have my photograph taken while planting a tree.

    In fact, while I'm at it, I'd rather not visit the children's ward at my local hospital, use Twitter to garner support, or start sentences with "Look..." when speaking on local radio (not that I would speak on local radio as this would be classed as "public speaking")

    Then there's the skeletons in the cupboard that will inevitably be dragged out when things are going well, like getting arrested for public urination on a roundabout in Gants Hill and the time I shat myself, drunk, on the Underground at Bethnal Green tube station, and dancing, naked, in front of a window after a bath with a dozen of my female classmates playing hopscotch in the road opposite. One does not simply forget these things. To be honest, I'm as likely to remind the voting public of my humiliating past as an online hacker.

    Apart from that, I'm in.
    Youll be fine, he rogered a pig

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    Quote Originally Posted by gardro View Post
    Youll be fine, he rogered a pig
    Oh, and that, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbitual View Post
    Oh, and that, too.
    Was it a spit roast?

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    Not sure. The light was off...I could feel teeth though.

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    And the cool, damp end of a dead pig's snout touching my belly on the inward thrust.

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    I'm REALLY not sure about becoming Prime Minister, to be honest.

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    What I can bring to the table, though, is a breezy, variable, Force 8 at times, attitude that swings violently between upbeat hedonism and vicious sarcasm.

    Mix this with a joyful can-do spirit that has been knocked out of me by my ex-wife (and that I'm now rebuilding, plant by fucking plant) and let's crack on with the manifesto.

    Right?

    Right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by British green View Post



    in a green and pleasant land
    Sadly, that's probably what's going to happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by AND View Post
    Sadly, that's probably what's going to happen
    Methinks the very unfortunate recent right wing attacks may just tilt this in the Brexit favour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbitual View Post
    I'm REALLY not sure about becoming Prime Minister, to be honest.
    Do it Herb, then make me home office gaffer...we can introduce 'home office' grown to the cabinet meetings...decriminalize over brownies and set licence fee's at £100 per anum + 5% from each grow (10 plants max) for percy growers while we 'test' the stuff in the red case

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    in a green and pleasant land

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    its now been put off until Halloween...Scarey May strikes again...

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