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    I got t-boned by a taxi driver yesterday and wrote off my trusty Toyota. Cue my neck and back playing up. Injurious business aside when the cabbie got out of his car I shout 'what the f@@k are you playing at' he walks over to me and he was so cross eyed that one was still in bed while the other was at the shops. Think I must have been in his blind spot... I asked why he was in such a hurry that he couldn't stop and avoid me and he said his shoes were too wide and when he hit went for the brakes he hit the throttle instead. Rammed by the illegitimate child of Ed Sheeran and Ronald chuffing McDonald. Not the best start to the weekend

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    Hope you then got back in your car until the fire brigade cut you out lol ...where there's blame there's a claim


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    I'd have also denied knocking the ginger cunt clean out before climbing back into my wreckage

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    Ps ...fucking love your avitar and user name

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceCalibur View Post
    Blimey lol..well thankfully nothing bad happened to you or anyone else fella
    Yeah ice, could have been worse. Walking round like a dalek today, every time someone speaks to me I have to turn entirely to them lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sadface View Post
    Hope you then got back in your car until the fire brigade cut you out lol ...where there's blame there's a claim
    There's definitely a claim buddy. Cost me a weekends work already my wife is happy I've been forced to stay home for a few days tho.

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    At least it was only a Toyota
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    Quote Originally Posted by M_C View Post
    At least it was only a Toyota
    Oi haha. Reliable and unobtrusive what every smoker needs.

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    These were his shoes

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