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    So due to health reasons I have to self isolate and thought now would be a great time to grow a beard! It seems 4 months is recommended for isolation so I'm off and running.
    I want a plaited beard by the end of this.

    I'm pissed and stoned and too hammered to search further so my choices are:

    The pony:



    or my favourite:

    The double braided beard: What a beauty"



    What do you think?

    If I can get photos of the progress I will post pics taking security into consideration. I am day 5 so far and have a very itchy face lol


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    I don't like this thread...if I had to stay in long enough to grow a beard like these boys I'd never see daylight again

    ere ya go my suggestion...The Uncle Albert


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    Solyom son of Solyom, fucking great idea, I'm in. Gotta clear it with the Mrs, she might come up with a medical,hygiene reason, but I'm in at the moment.
    STICK YOUR SKINS AND SPIN UP

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCannab1sir View Post
    I don't like this thread...if I had to stay in long enough to grow a beard like these boys I'd never see daylight again

    ere ya go my suggestion...The Uncle Albert

    Watching it (jolly boys outing) right now.

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    Lmao hate to break it to ya but the average persons facial hair grows around 1/2 inch per month. So you will have roughly a 2 inch beard at the end of isolation. Not quite long enough to braid Obviously there are some exceptions to this but generally its quite a slow growth rate

    To control the itch get a good quality beard oil or beard balm/butter. These are designed for the skin under your beard to help relieve the itching/dryness/dandruff whilst nourishing the hair too. Can make your own too easy enough, mango butter, shea butter, jojoba oil, grapeseed oil, hemp oil, essential oils to scent. heat em all in a bowl over a pan of hot water and pour into a container to set. Loads of guides on youtube. Its just butter, carrier oils and scent.

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    I'm on steroids, my hair and finger nails grow quicker than corona in a sauna

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    Quote Originally Posted by cough View Post
    I'm on steroids, my hair and finger nails grow quicker than corona in a sauna
    I wanna say you jammy bastard but obviously don't at the same time I'm 6 months into growing mine, not quite long enough for braids yet but can get a small pony tail or 2 going on

    The itching never seems to end, but the oil/balms help a lot, and they smell divine. Get no end of compliments when I wear my watermelon+oud beard butter, If you wanna go on the pull the Tom Ford Tobacco scented oil is the one, expensive but never fails

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maccajuana View Post
    I wanna say you jammy bastard but obviously don't at the same time I'm 6 months into growing mine, not quite long enough for braids yet but can get a small pony tail or 2 going on

    The itching never seems to end, but the oil/balms help a lot, and they smell divine. Get no end of compliments when I wear my watermelon+oud beard butter, If you wanna go on the pull the Tom Ford Tobacco scented oil is the one, expensive but never fails
    She gave me the answer, it was a "ok if you want" with an underlying "but I'm gonna nag the life out of ya", I'll see how it goes, I wont shave for a while and see. It's not like I'm going to be kissing her or anything

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    Ive had a beard since my mid 20's and goat tees from early teens . I wouldnt see myself without one tbh lol .

    I once forgot to put the spacer on my trimmer a few years back and went down to the skin right smack in the middle no salvage was possible at all and inwas fucked mowing it all down . Instantly looked like a 15 yr old all over again . Amazijg how facial hair keeps the underlaying skin in excellent condition . Was like a babys arse lol

    Btw . Women love a nice well kept beard . They find it sexy AF . Just so long you dont start storing food in there .youll be fine

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    bet BWD could give ya some pointers, im pretty sure hes a nest hidden in his.
    skin it roll it lick it twist it.


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