I've just been too see my neighbors next door but one .
As I seen him this morning going too our local shop for his newspaper and bottle of milk .
As they are a elderly couple and good neighbors I offered to get the milk and newspaper and leave it in there porch each morning.
The husband let's call him bob politely said I really really appreciate the offer British but you can fuck off
I've been stuck in the house with her since I've retired and the only break I get is going too the shop and too the knocking shop and they shut the doors on Monday.
I said Jesus Bob the knocking shop and he said best thing he'd ever done
told the wife he went to the gym
The point being daft old dude still going out
in a green and pleasant land
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