Ever have genius ideas while stoned?

[barney_b]

Here's mine:

I'm going to grow some Strawberry Cough plants. When I harvest, I'm going to take all the trim and make a cannasyrup.

I'll call it, Strawberry Cough Syrup.

I'm fucking blistered right now.

Cheers,
B

[Cats]

Damn that sounds nice Barney!

I mostly just have stupid ideas whether I'm stoned or not.

Last week I wanted to see if my grow cupboard had any light leaks. So I got in and was closing the door when the power cable got stuck in the door. As I was trying to move it I realised that if I had actually closed the door then I would have been stuck inside and would have had to smash through the door. Fking glad that didn't happen cuz I'm weak as hell so I'd probably still be in there now.

[Valentina]

I'll call it, Strawberry Cough Syrup.

That's absolutely awsome. Really like it.

[Farmer Geddon]

When stoned, I see myself as the reincarnation of Ray Krok. (I was born before he died but writers license.)

Everything has to be McJobbed. I want to do something. I get blitzed and think it through. Then I get blitzed some more and think it through again. Every time I think it through, the effort needed is reduced. Get blitzed again, in case I've missed something.

It ends up that something that would have taken me 6 days if I had got stuck in at the start gets done in 6 hours. Downside is that it takes me 6 weeks of being blitzed to get it down to 6 hours.

[barney_b]

Damn that sounds nice Barney!

I mostly just have stupid ideas whether I'm stoned or not.

Last week I wanted to see if my grow cupboard had any light leaks. So I got in and was closing the door when the power cable got stuck in the door. As I was trying to move it I realised that if I had actually closed the door then I would have been stuck inside and would have had to smash through the door. Fking glad that didn't happen cuz I'm weak as hell so I'd probably still be in there now.

I'm sorry but I just had to laugh at the idea of being stuck in a grow tent. Waiting for the lights to come on and slowly cook you.

Hopefully, you'll get watered by a massive pot plant that opens the door...

Cheers,
B

That's absolutely awsome. Really like it.

I'm here all week, V!

B

When stoned, I see myself as the reincarnation of Ray Krok. (I was born before he died but writers license.)

Everything has to be McJobbed. I want to do something. I get blitzed and think it through. Then I get blitzed some more and think it through again. Every time I think it through, the effort needed is reduced. Get blitzed again, in case I've missed something.

It ends up that something that would have taken me 6 days if I had got stuck in at the start gets done in 6 hours. Downside is that it takes me 6 weeks of being blitzed to get it down to 6 hours.

Ahh yes. The idea of hiring a "lazy" person. Lazy people will work their asses off to find a way to get back to being lazy. I did just that in my last job. Automate, automate, automate.

I like the way you think Farmer G.

Cheers,
B

[Deku Nut]

Ahh yes. The idea of hiring a "lazy" person. Lazy people will work their asses off to find a way to get back to being lazy. I did just that in my last job. Automate, automate, automate.

I like the way you think Farmer G.

Cheers,
B

Its funny you say that my cousin always says if you want to find the easiest and quickest way to do something ask the laziest person you know.
He usually tends to follow that with asking for advice about something..

[Farmer Geddon]

There is a misprint in the Bible. It should have read: The lazy will inherit the Earth.

[barney_b]

Its funny you say that my cousin always says if you want to find the easiest and quickest way to do something ask the laziest person you know.
He usually tends to follow that with asking for advice about something..

He's in good company:

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

? Bill Gates

Cheers Deku

B

[Valentina]

He's in good company:

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

? Bill Gates

Cheers Deku

B

What creates more damage - a hard working person that produces a lot of unsuitable items, or a lazy person who leaves a trail of destruction for others to pick up?

[GEORGE]

No, but have had plenty, of Willy Coyote ones though.

I have taken the seed out of water as of 7 days now, and Dried it, and sanded it and put it back into water.