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    Default Qualifications of a Grow God

    Just a bit of fun.

    With your help, I'd like to put together the definitive list of qualifications for a 'Grow God'.

    A couple/few that I think belong on the list to get started.

    • The ability to determine plant gender by eating a cotyledon
    • Grows under a 25/4 schedule
    • Can gauge the EC of a solution by sight alone



    What else can a grow god do?

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    A fun one!

    A 'grow god' could ;

    • Lick the leaves of a sick plant to know exactly what the issue is.
    • Dip their toe into the soil and determine which nutrients are required, at the correct ratios and times.
    • Can smell if a plant will hermie.

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    See Inside a seed to see if it's gonna germ or not

    Masturbate over fems to pollinate thus putting a bit of yourself into yer new strains

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceCalibur View Post
    A fun one!

    A 'grow god' could ;

    • Lick the leaves of a sick plant to know exactly what the issue is.
    • Dip their toe into the soil and determine which nutrients are required, at the correct ratios and times.
    • Can smell if a plant will hermie.
    "I can diagnose your plant, but first I'll need to calibrate my equipment. How bout a pint?"



    Love em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrC View Post
    See Inside a seed to see if it's gonna germ or not

    Masturbate over fems to pollinate thus putting a bit of yourself into yer new strains
    Stardawg x MrC

    It'd be a XXL strain. Ha!

    Cheers

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    Be able to tell if it’s male or female just by seeing the seed
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    A grow god can pull 10% terpene levels.

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    A Grow God can grow the eternal bud. The more you pull on it the bigger and better it gets. A Grow God can also rain down cloudy/amber trichomes upon their plants. A Grow God has no dependence on electric companies nor are they at the mercy of the weather. A Grow God is the energy that makes green grow.

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