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    What's the best ever Musical 'put-down' you've heard?

    Ozzy, when firing Don Airey as keyboard player;

    'He left for health reasons, I was sick of him'

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    u cannot talk about musical disses, and not mention this....

    "Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
    And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house
    Now it's all about Versace
    You copied my style
    Five shots couldn't drop me
    I took it and smiled
    Now I'm back to set the record straight
    With my A-K
    I'm still the thug that you love to hate
    Mother-fucker I'll Hit 'Em Up"

    "Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it,
    Bring it.
    But we ain't singing,
    We bringing drama
    fuck you and your mother fucking mama.
    We're gonna kill all you mother fuckers.
    Now when I came out, I told you it was just about biggie.
    Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fucking opinion
    Well this is how we gonna' do this:
    fuck Mobb Deep,
    fuck Biggie,
    fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fucking crew.
    And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
    Then fuck you too.
    Chino XL, fuck you too.
    All you mother fuckers,
    fuck you too."



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    And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
    You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
    You don't know me, you're too old
    Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno

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    Cutty Ranks - A Who Seh Me Dun

    Buju Banton come off on the right
    Me have two sticks of dynamite
    Admiral come off on de left
    Me fold a newspaper, man, and box yuh til yuh deaf
    Hear sit Grindsman
    Him a send threat
    Me electric chair, me a gon shock him to death

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    Canibus: "99% of your fans wear high heels"

    LL Cool J: "99% of your fans don't exist"

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    ghetts to p money
    "if my name was paris i woulda spent half of my life embarrassed"

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    The new Lloyd-Webber "Love Never Dies" has been described as "Paint Never Dries" which tickled me. Can't stand L-W, he's a fucking plagiarist.

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    The best criticism of a Broadway Musical (I forget which one) was published by some critic or other in (I think) the New York Times. It simply said: Hebrews 13:8

    Look it up, it's great & I've used it myself for various things.

    The passage reads: "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, today and for ever." Lol!!

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    Carley Simon "You're so vain". Just who was it about? Warren Beatty? Mick Jagger?? She's never said.
    Lynrd Skynrd "Sweet Home Alabama" an answer to Neil Young's "Southern Man"
    Brian Eno "Dead Finks Don't Talk" an entire song slagging off Bryan Ferry
    Sex Pistols "EMI"
    Zappa - any number of song taking the piss out of people, especially musicians (City of Tiny lites - Bob Dylan; No Not Now - Donny & Marie; his version of Stairway to Heaven thoroughly rips the piss out of Led Zep; Dancing Fool - David Bowie, "hey Pop, where you going with that flower in your hand" - Hendrix, etc, etc)

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    CRAZY TITCH DISSIN DIZZEE RASCAL!!! On the song just an arsehole a remix of dizzees just a rascal

    YOUR JUST AN ARSEHOLE, DIZZEE ARSEHOLE
    ARSEHOLEEE!!!!

    YOUTUBE IT, ITS FUNNY!

    FREE CRAZY TITCH

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