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    yeah well im one of those blokes that had to learn to cook or my diet would consist of super noodles - pot noodles - micro meals and anything else that can be done by a blind mute munky, i lived on shitbar and noodles for like 3yrs in my late teens. - so i had to teach myself to cook stuff - many fuk-ups and concockshuns later im a half decent cook - i dont know any recopies as such im more a "oh that some of this and that and that and a lil bit of that will work" kinda cook lol

    but i do cook better than my gf - she does sandwiches better but yaknow thats just cheating

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    while im talking about noodles - next time you have some try a bit of pre-fried chopped bacon, lil bit of spring onion and grated cheese on top of them - mmmmmmmmmmm

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    fuck cock you nearly made me feel sorry for ya!

    my misses cooks like jamie and looks a little bit better doing it lol

    boiled steak that is a classic pmsl @ cock looking at his steak !

    now noodles are lovely i like mine with tuns and sweetcorn got the taste for them like that on one of the holidays ive taken !

    G

    you noodles sound worth a try cock

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    agreed tuna is a viable accompaniment to any pack of noodles.

    noodles on toast rocks too.

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    yep tryed that as well while on hols
    made the toast on the iron

    G

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    Chicken and mushroom potnoodle sandwich. The more butter the better.
    I just read all your blog cock and I got to say I been in stitches. You are 1 funney fucker
    Last edited by Mr ukthc; 15-03-11 at 11:36 PM. Reason: Look forwade to your next update

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    Yes cock I must say you had me laughing for quite some time and the wife could not figure out why,this was some funny stuff. It especially hit home because my ex sister in-law was from somewhere south of London and I honestly thought there was no one else in the world that could actually mess up a roast more than her. Well if your mother in-law doesn't win the title I could introduce her to the ex sister in-law and I guarantee they would end up in a tie. Keep up the good work cock I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Peace.

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    cock has been banned mate, he wont be coming back anytime soon mate, pity really the boy did come out with some funny shit from time to time...

    Alot of the guys on this forum like cock

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    Sorry haven't been on in awhile had other problems to deal with. Have just been starting to come back on in the last little while. Sorry didn't know he was banned. That was some funny ass stuff though especially about the mother in-laws cooking lol. Thanks again for the heads up.

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